Thankfully ours is in geosynchronous orbit with Portland.
But Phil, I thought you weren't afraid of the cops and would love to go to jail to show us evil fascist kiwis how hardcore you are? Why are you running away? Are you scared of us?
He's not even worth that. A pillow is a more suitable replacement.
Punching Phil would be like punching a pillow, I would imagine.
At least you can repeatedly hit a pillow... one vague "punch" on Phil would have him screeching and running away for the nearest bobby.
So, how long until we find his new account? Because you know damn well this asspat addict who ruined his life to spite the internet hasn't left himself with nowhere to sperg out. It's probably some tumblr shit with a spanish or russian (probably both) sounding name, with numbers replacing letters to be so cool and edgy, and some mention of one and possibly all of the following: being a brave super soldier crime minister tran """girl""" latinxyz maoist anarchoriotycommunism smash the state and look at my guns disabled pride did srs xochi is my domme houseless portland three arrows vegan tattooed fuck trump fuck landlords fuck the state rollerderby bikes boots and bdsm australatina street signs show financial solidarity here.
The Internet is key to his identity. It gives him a place where he can make grandiose claims without it being obvious that he’s bullshitting. If he hangs out with a bunch of IRL anarchists and tells them he’s the Antifa Crime Minister, hero to the denizens of the post-apocalyptic fascist dystopia of Portland, they’ll laugh at him. And he’ll be a mashed potato if he does his Latinx schtick around actual Latinos.
His stink ditch was just an adaptation, much like the skunk's spray, to ward off predators - I mean fascists.
But it is fun to hear Phil meowing when hurt.
Glad to see you keeping the front up that we don't know this stuff already. Good work, Kiwi-sama.
I know at least three people in this age bracket that "meow" randomly, why the hell do they do that?!
Weeabooism?
Well, one I know isn't a Weeb, which is kind of what threw me, but yeah, that's what I was thinking. I just went out and got the real thing, all it does is meow (except for when it growls in its sleep which is pretty damn funny, actually Phil doing that would be pretty damn funny too.)
