"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Francis Dollarhyde said:
It is a fjortisar thing only time I heard about it. Maybe that is where he got it from?
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It's a weeaboo thing. In anime they often have characters with cat ears who do cat-like things because it's cute (apparently) and teenage weeaboos think the same concept applies to acne-ridden fugly Americans who used to hang around city centres in cosplay eating Pocky they bought for $7 a pack from J-List. Of course, 2009 rolled around and they all graduated from high school and grew out of it; Phil apparently didn't get the memo.
 
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Xochi said:
It's a weeaboo thing. In anime they often have characters with cat ears who do cat-like things because it's cute (apparently) and teenage weeaboos think the same concept applies to acne-ridden fugly Americans who used to hang around city centres in cosplay eating Pocky they bought for $7 a pack from J-List. Of course, 2009 rolled around and they all graduated from high school and grew out of it; Phil apparently didn't get the memo.
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When did Phil ever get the memo?
 
Xochi said:
It's a weeaboo thing. In anime they often have characters with cat ears who do cat-like things because it's cute (apparently) and teenage weeaboos think the same concept applies to acne-ridden fugly Americans who used to hang around city centres in cosplay eating Pocky they bought for $7 a pack from J-List. Of course, 2009 rolled around and they all graduated from high school and grew out of it; Phil apparently didn't get the memo.
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HAH you got it dead on. One or two of my daughter's friends used to 'meow' like that in high school. Thank fuck they all grew out of it in a couple years. As for Philthy Phil, well.....
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
What if Phil's next "identity" is going furry?

I'm surprised he hasn't done that yet.
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I think his time as a weeb gave him enough experience that even a cretin like him knows that the furry fandom will call him out for his fake shit. Sure he could get by for a little while occasionally wearing cat ears or something, but furries love to tear each other apart and Phil likely knows that they'd eat him alive. Let's also not forget that furfags love drama and will happily fling shit at each other (figuratively and literally), so I'd say there's a fairly decent chance that he'd get called out for being a fake beaner and being a commie-wannabe.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
I’m afraid to think about it. Between his lack of hygiene or bowel control, Phil would quickly turn it into the most disgusting, shit encrusted piece of fabric on earth
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The real gem of it is that he’d probably buy a cheap, poor quality used fursuit because tugboat budget and poser. So it would already be some suit maker’s first attempt at making a suit and then he’d just modify it poorly to make his fursona.

Then after hot gluing and autistically sewing pleather bondage gear and latinx/antifa/communist garbage all over it he’d proceed to shit himself in it; never wash it and leave it to rot by daughter bike until he remembered to dress up in it to harass other furfag autists.

Edited for spelling
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
Then after hot gluing and autistically sewing pleather bondage gear and latinx/antifa/communist garbage all over it he’d proceed to shit himself in it; never wash it and leave it to rot by daughter bike until he remembered to dress up in it to harass other furfag autists.
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So he'd be an average furry then.
 
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A classic from the character reference sheets thread. Spud's fursuit can't be other than a crustier version of this.
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friends o' niall said:
A classic from the character reference sheets thread. Spud's fursuit can't be other than a crustier version of this.
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Please tell me that's satire. The dick and dildo bullshit is cringy enough, but detailing the thing's arsehole to make sure the piercings are in the right place? Furries, man. Not even once.

Also, red underwear and pink boots are a terrible match. Get with the programme, weird furry.
 
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friends o' niall said:
A classic from the character reference sheets thread. Spud's fursuit can't be other than a crustier version of this.
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God, imagine becoming a fairly decent artist and then ending up doing this shit. Like, it looks like the guy can draw pretty well but he uses his ability to draw radioactive dogs with ass piercings and latex underwear.

Also, I just noticed the hammer and sickle on the belt buckle. Top fuckin' kek.
 
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