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That took a month and a half? I thought he was supposed to be out on the 7th? Also, are those chains hanging from the ceiling for his gimp play?
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Wanna get high Phil? Down a bottle of Percocet, make sure you chew the pills to break up the time release coating, and then take a handful of Soma. You'll feel like you're flying for the rest of your life. Better yet, find a cancer patient and steal some of their Fentanyl lollipops. Suck on about three of them at the same time and then take the Soma. You'll be real hardcore then. Dumbass.
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Mid thirties, and this is all Phil has in life. A few boxes of crap and a couple of bits of dumpstered furniture, covered in tattered maps.
You know how some people give up worldly possessions and focus on the spirituality and philosophy of really experiencing life? Phil is not one of those people. The sad photo above is as much a portrait of his mind as it is his possessions (so don't try the 'typical capitalist only caring about what you own' excuse, Phil).
Still, it looks like he has walls, a floor and a ceiling, which is more than Jake Alley/Secret Gamer Girl claims.
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"The Beatings Will Continue"
You wish, but your dad has already forgotten you.
Nah he is afraid of colored people. He's likely talking about munchables -- probably organic, boutique ones befitting his status of Antifa Supersoldier.
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Phil has never genuinely been homeless. He may have spent a few nights in a shelter or on a bench, but most of his "houselessness" was spent either in motel rooms or couch surfing with suckers who took pity on him. He's lived a very sheltered, privileged life.
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He wants Angelo to beat him up.
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I think Phil just wanted daddy's deep dicking. Like that episode of South Park. That's why Phil has always been so resentful of Angelo. Phil is basically Mr. Garrison, but Angelo is too much of a manly man to have incestuous buttsecks with his mentally deficient son.
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And you know the majority of those boxes are filled with nothing useful in life. Everything I've ever seen in Phil's apartment through pictures has been the same thing you'd see if you could look in the rooms of edgy 14yr old boy's rooms.
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God, just look at it. Hours, probably DAYS pissed away on doodling maps and taping them to every surface he can reach.
I'm sure "the fash" are shaking in their boots if this is what Portland Antifa's very own Crime Minister does with xer time.
I raped a dog 2day
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I’m just wondering why Phil hasn’t/ won’t open a new account for social media like Facebook or Twitter. As laughably autistic as it is that all his content is limited to deviant art comments, I can’t help but think we would get a lot more lulz if Phil was using a platform where he might actually get some asspats
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He had a couple of Facebook and Twatter accounts for a while. He kept getting banned for his violent rhetoric and violating the TOS of both platforms. The only asspats he got were from a couple of other Ain't-ifa Souper Soaker poseurs. They had this little ring of Antifa LARPers with re.tarded names like "Antifa Mayor" and Phil was the "Antifa Crime Minister" despite not ever having committed a real crime knowingly and being terrified of getting arrested. Honestly, DevianTard is probably a good place for him. Tumblr would be another good place. Both sites cater to spergs and Aspies who enjoy making up bullshit "identities".
I raped a dog 2day
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Well, if we’re lucky, since those sites are supposed to be for artists, we’ll see him post a pic of Sasuke shooting Donald Trump in the head
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I have zero doubts that he has several doodles of just that very subject, along with Null, various well-known alt-right personalities, Mark Zuckerberg, his "trazphlopper" neighbor, and anyone else that Phil hates but is too chicken-shit to confront in person. But having the Secret Service come knock on his door for publicly posting threatening images like that was one of the few times Phil faced real consequences for his stupid, autistic posturing. Doubt he will be stupid enough to do it again.
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"Antifa Crime Minister" is a perfect title for Phil, because in one fell swoop he demonstrates that he doesn't understand what Antifa is, he doesn't understand what a crime is, and he doesn't understand what a Prime Minister is. It's like a bat-signal that announces to everyone on the far-left that he's about to say some really daft shit.
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"Shitty Men: BEWARE"
Why do these anti-everything leftists act like they're somehow threatening when everyone knows they're wetter than a mermaid's ass?
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Because:
1) They've never known a moment of hardship or suffering, so they grew up, or are still growing up, in a bubble.
2) Mommy, because good chance daddy isn't in the picture, always told them they were extra-super-snowflake-special and can do no wrong. Consequently, the didn't really get told "No" enough in their lives so this causes them to act like an insufferable bag of unwashed dicks.
4) Never got the ass-kicking they had coming for acting like an insufferable bag of unwashed dicks so they have literally no idea what an actual confrontation is like.
5) They hang around, talk to, others like them so this only re-enforces their delusions.
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Because they're all weak, powerless pussies who want to feel tough. If they aren't twiggy little soyboi cucks, then they're obese gender-benders. Either way, they all have this mental image that they're badasses who give Nazis and transphobes nightmares, despite being unable to fight their way out of a soaking wet paper bag and would run away shrieking like little girls if anyone got in their face. It's all tough talk by a bunch of poseurs who want to feel powerful, just like Phil. Because feeling like a badass is just as good as actually being a badass to these feels=reals mongos.
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It's clearly posturing, we know Phil got his ass kicked a few times, and really ramped up the how bad ass he is game.
Because one of the few logical things Phil thought ever in his 30+ years of potatoing around, was "I don't want to get beat up again", he lives in his own la la land, and thinks if he flexes on people they will be scared and no one will test him. It's really because he's a grease bomb stink factory, people avoid him. He isn't smart enough to see, that it's not because he's tough it's because he's gross.
Part of me thinks the back part of his mind that hasn't been eaten away by Nurgle's Rot may be doing this for him. We've all heard about how some rape victims over eat to be less good looking as a protection, many from PTSD don't know why they are chowing down 3 pizzas a day but they are. Phil on the other hand is just fucking stupid so he can't see these links. All he knows is he doesn't want to get beat up again. So becoming a gross blob keeps people away, and Phil took notice no one goes near him, so he starts thinking it's because he's intimidating like some jacked super marine, while also looking like a pretty princess.
Aside his ego needing to be filled I really think the badass comes from him seeing people non stop avoiding him, and he can't figure it's because his pooped in pants hoard of flies following him and unwashed ball smell. He just fills the "why" in with cause I'm sooooo kick ass.
Because one of the few logical things Phil thought ever in his 30+ years of potatoing around, was "I don't want to get beat up again", he lives in his own la la land, and thinks if he flexes on people they will be scared and no one will test him. It's really because he's a grease bomb stink factory, people avoid him. He isn't smart enough to see, that it's not because he's tough it's because he's gross.
Part of me thinks the back part of his mind that hasn't been eaten away by Nurgle's Rot may be doing this for him. We've all heard about how some rape victims over eat to be less good looking as a protection, many from PTSD don't know why they are chowing down 3 pizzas a day but they are. Phil on the other hand is just fucking stupid so he can't see these links. All he knows is he doesn't want to get beat up again. So becoming a gross blob keeps people away, and Phil took notice no one goes near him, so he starts thinking it's because he's intimidating like some jacked super marine, while also looking like a pretty princess.
Aside his ego needing to be filled I really think the badass comes from him seeing people non stop avoiding him, and he can't figure it's because his pooped in pants hoard of flies following him and unwashed ball smell. He just fills the "why" in with cause I'm sooooo kick ass.