Phil wishes he was Chris because Chris is more exciting than a rotting potato with a masculinity fetish.
I also think he's enough of a sped to try and wash them.
He can imagine they are all his enemies as he tries to shoot them. Simple power fixation
With Chris, you never know what you’re going to get next. With Phil, you know the update will be one of the following:
If his forum was closed and transferred into just a general cow thread, would he flip?
We’d get some sort of defiant rant about how this is clearly a sign that he’s won against the Kiwis (with a clear undertone of “but maybe you- uh, they would beat me if they reinstated the subforum”). Posts about how we got rid of the subforum because we fear the piggy wrath of the Crime Minister. Then lots of insults and threats of violence, and no doubt posts about the home invasion we never said we’d carry out. Lots of screen caps in an inept attempt to intimidate. And always that subtext of horror that, in fact, no one really cares about him.
That is, if you consider him to be a member in the first place. As far as I can tell, he’s just one of a group of special needs adults who call themselves Antifa and LARP about civil war. That’s the thing about Antifa - anyone can claim to be a member.
They probably would have said the same thing about occupy or Long Haul, but Phil got the boot from them. Transgender spaces are ridiculously welcoming but other trannies don’t want to have anything to do with Phil. He’s really good at getting booted from the most open minded, accepting places and repelling everyone who attempts to befriend him
Until you actually post pictures of yourself, actually cowardly punching some gay weirdos in the face as a mob, all this will do is tell me you're still a cowardly potato who should've been spanked more as a kid Phil.
