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So your saying I shouldn't wear the giant kiwi costume with a fedora bearing a press card to the next antifa gathering?
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Or until they kick you out and you have to find another group to larp
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Blah blah blah. Yes we know. Bashing the fash, Antifa until taken by cheese-induced heart attack. Phil is undoubtedly the most boring cow to have a subforum.
His 40s will be defined by diabetes.
His 40s will be defined by diabetes.
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You said that about being Russian, being Jewish, being Latinxxxxx, being a Maoist, being a commie, being an anarchist, being wiccan, being lesbian, being a roller derby girl, being buddhist, being gay, being trans, and being a greeny anti-logging environmentalist too, Phil.
The only thing you'll be until you die is a man (and an idiot).
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What Phil really means is "Wannabe Antifa until it no longer brings me attention and ass-pats and I move on to something trendier/cooler/edgier."
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The only time this fat fuck isn't completely miserable is when he's gorging like a hog at a trough spending his tard bucks on lard and grease.
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If Gillette really wanted to take on toxic masculinity, all they had to do was make a commercial with Phil.
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Big companies like Gillette tend to want to make money, not go out of business like they would with Phil in their ads.
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Is it too much to hope that there will be a lot of drivers who get "distracted by their phones" and take their eyes off the road for extended periods? Time for these rejects to learn that it isn't wise to play in traffic.
Phil will be safe, of course, because he'll be watching events unfold from the comfort of wherever he's mooching a couch these days.
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“What traffic looks like in Portland.” You mean, tubby and out-of-shape? I don’t think the people in that picture are as intimidating as Phil thinks they are.
Admittedly they’re more intimidating than Phil, but then, so is my grandma.
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What ever Phil you ain't gonna do shit. Why are you always taking menacing pics of yourself in your potato den but never at a protest? You are nothing. Hell, Yaniv has a taser and isn't afraid to use it and is terrorizing the streets of Vancouver. You won't even leave your LARPing lair.
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Ha ha, the fat troon on the scoot-scoot is more menacing than Phil.
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Philosophical question... can a potato ride a scooter? If so, what is it thinking?
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Is this dimwit ever going to do anything again? What's the turnaround on entertainment here? Come back, Slingblade....
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If I were being menaced by Jon, I'd at least be worried, not by Jon but that his mom might show up. There's no way any kind of physical confrontation with a crazy old lady ends well for an adult man. You're either the loser who got smacked around by an old lady or the thug who beat up an old lady.
With Phil there would be no such concern. Nobody would care if you bitch slapped some middle aged man tarding out at you.
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*gargling noises* ROADSIGNS!!! J-LO! KIWKIWIKIWKIWKIWKIWK *gargling noises*
I think that's about right.