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There are no thoughts in Phil's brain because he is incapable of having thoughts. He is comfortable being pulled around like livestock.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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Phil wants to mooch someone else's hard earned drugs.
But Phil there is a Kiwi Agent on every corner.
But Phil there is a Kiwi Agent on every corner.
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Lol Kratom is for children. Phil is the kind of guy who'd take two Ativan and think he was a hardcore druggie.
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Phil is the kind of guy who'd see "acetaminophen" and think it's hardcore drugs.
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I did think it was weird that he arrived, then went around the back of the block, giving me time to sneak in and plant the bomb.
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Yes we see you walking around the block a few times like a dumb ass while we sit in the same spot. Operatives will be observing on the 17th Phil.
EDIT: I missed @BlueArmedDevil post.
EDIT: I missed @BlueArmedDevil post.
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how cute the fat slob thinks kf members dont have lives besides laughing at him
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You know he has to stop and catch his breath multiple times when he does this.But Phil there is a Kiwi Agent on every corner.
Who am I kidding, he ever leaves his rat's nest.
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Hey, that cheese won't just buy itself.
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Phil, creating even more imaginary bullshit to try to make it look like he's important.
Most kids grow out of pretending to be a secret agent by the time they're 9. Phil is in his 30s and still does it.
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What does he think he's going to do if he encounters a cop while on patrol?
"You can't be here, pig!"
"What did you just say to me?"
"N-nothing, sir."
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LOL Kratom? Of course he'd go for something that's perfectly legal, can be bought in any neighborhood head shop, and usually doesn't do shit except make you really sick to your stomach. Unless you get the stuff that's been dusted with research chemicals or illicitly produced Fentanyl and overdose. Have fun puking, Phil.
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Yeah, I can see him imagining himself turning into a super soldier with Kratom in his system. If he was true Antifa, his drug of choice would be meth, though.
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Phil is perpetually stuck mentally as an edgy teenager. He's fixated on looking "cool" and "badass". And like many edgy teenagers (and those who never grew out of that phase), Phil talks about pathetic shit like Karatom, Robotripping, cannabis, etc. in hopes that other people will think he's cool, experienced, and worldly. But he just comes off like an idiot who doesn't know anything.
Not only that, but Phil is a coward and terrified of getting in dutch with the police. Despite all his "Crime Minister" tough talk, he's terrified of being arrested. So even if he is considering getting high, he's going to look for legal substitutes so he doesn't run the risk of getting arrested and losing his TardBux.
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Why doesn't Phil try to incorporate his fake latino heritage with his antifa larping? Like call himself the Antifa Bandita or something. General Santa Ana-tifa.
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He either forgot due to his brain being mashed potatoes that needs us to remind him about his own tard lies, or he did away with it due to thinking (and being right) that lying about being ethnic isn't cool. Just like he did when he buried his weeb autism.
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Phil thinks about things? The austitic weeb was at least more interesting and somehow less cringe than this new #hardcore phase. Maybe Phil thinks Antifa is a village in Naruto
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Meth was a Nazi drug.
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I want to see him on acid
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I wouldn't mind seeing him with a hefty heroin addiction. Or in the depths of a K-hole.