"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Phil's turning 34 years old and he's done sweet fuck-all with his life. Absolutely nothing. He's a pathetic, worthless wretch who spends his days playing Commie dressup like a fucking child. He lives his life in Imagination Land, pretending he's a badass, fascist-punching, Nazi-killing revolutionary so he can hide from the reality that he's a fat, powerless, pathetic manchild. He has no accomplishments to his credit aside from being a living, breathing, bumblefuck joke. He's clown shoes. 34 years old and he has nothing to show for his time on this Earth. Nothing. It's a good thing he has the mind of a child, barely capable of self-reflection and being analytical about his pathetic life, because a normal man in his position at this age would likely fall into a deep suicidal depression.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Have fun hanging out with all the angsty teenagers in antifa, Phil. Don't look too closely, or you might see them rolling their eyes when you tell them you're the toughest, most badass antifa supersoldier there is. They're not smiling at you because they welcome you, Phil, they're humouring the obvious middle-aged homeless re.tard that's shambled up and started talking at them.

Assuming you leave your mop cupboard in the flophouse hotel, that is. And we all know that's a very big assumption that has a 99% chance of being incorrect.

Enjoy your birthday, Phil! Have fun knowing you're too old to relate to the teenage misfits you still think you're part of!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is it just me or does Phil look way older than 34? Is it because of his hairline? He just looks so worn-out, if I didn't know who he was I'd place him at like mid-40s.

 

[The Dude]

Is it just me or does Phil look way older than 34? Is it because of his hairline? He just looks so worn-out, if I didn't know who he was I'd place him at like mid-40s.

Its seems like a lot of cows age rapidly. Phil is 34 but looks like he's in his mid-to-late-40s. CWC is 37 but looks like he's in his late-50s. Russell Greer is 27 but looks like he's in his mid-40s. I wonder what it is about some cows that makes them look like they drank from the wrong Grail?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Its seems like a lot of cows age rapidly. Phil is 34 but looks like he's in his mid-to-late-40s. CWC is 37 but looks like he's in his late-50s. Russell Greer is 27 but looks like he's in his mid-40s. I wonder what it is about some cows that makes them look like they drank from the wrong Grail?

Shittiest diets of all time. Blocks of cheese for Phil, Chris swears by Hungry Man tv dinners, Russel Greer eats either greasy slop or whatever he is able to cook up in his kitchen, and that is never a good thing.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Shittiest diets of all time. Blocks of cheese for Phil, Chris swears by Hungry Man tv dinners, Russel Greer eats either greasy slop or whatever he is able to cook up in his kitchen, and that is never a good thing.

Plus lack of exercise, not enough sunlight and not a one of them knows how to take care of their looks.

 

[The Dude]

You guys forgot the Berry Colossal Crunch and Costco muffins for Russ.

Although, I think there is more than shitty diet and lack of exercise at play with some cows. I think mental illness/disability can prematurely age some people. There are plenty of people who don't eat right and exercise like they should who don't look like they're channeling the Crypt Keeper like Russhole, CWC and Mr. Isaboy.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

CWC, Phil, and very likely Russell Greer are all autistic, as are many other cows that have aged like warm milk. Autism causes excess oxidative stress in every cell in the body. It is literally a degenerative metabolic disease that causes your body to burn itself out much faster. There are nutritional supplements you can take and foods you can eat that will help, and of course ordinary basic health like exercising, avoiding excess sugar, and eating a nutritionally complete diet are also very important. But an unhealthy autist will definitely age faster than an unhealthy normal person.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

No filming of Phil

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

No filming of Phil
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You'd need to leave the broom cupboard to be filmed at a protest, Phil, and we know that's not happening. Nice work trying to make antifa your personal army against a shitposting website tho.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Okay Phil. Thanks for the warning. Will you be the one carrying out the assault, or will you be at home, eating pizza and meowing to yourself?

 

[Adamska]

No filming of Phil
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"PH34R M3" Screams the fat retard who needed to be spanked more as a child. The same tard that ran away from twitter and all other popular forms of social media just to hide on Mastodon where no one but us can give him attention.

 

[Positron]

Anyone in KF who ever called himself a "journalist" immediately gets a Halal thread.

 

[Picklechu]

Andy Ngo is a gay POC with a job who people actually like and interact with, both on and off of social media.

Phil is a white guy who's too retarded to have an actual sexuality, and that nobody wants anything to do with.

 

[Adamska]

Andy Ngo is a gay POC with a job who people actually like and interact with, both on and off of social media.

Phil is a white guy who's too exceptional to have an actual sexuality, and that nobody wants anything to do with.

And that's the other thing. Phil openly wants to beat up a gay Asian man, thus proving he's the fash he wants to bash. Not that he's smart enough to get 2 + 3 and get 5; he'd probably just get Roadsign instead.

 

[Coldgrip]

No filming of Phil
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Funny, you didn't assault us before when we took your picture or filmed you. You didn't even know we were there. And that's how it'll be the next time we record you Philip, you won't even know we're there until you log onto here and see the pics or video we've posted of you shopping for cheese or waddling down the street like you have a load in your pants.

 

[The Dude]

Funny, you didn't assault us before when we took your picture or filmed you. You didn't even know we were there. And that's how it'll be the next time we record you Philip, you won't even know we're there until you log onto here and see the pics or video we've posted of you shopping for cheese or waddling down the street like you have a load in your pants.

Exactly. It's not like it would be difficult to blend in with a bunch of Antifa cucks. Just dress all in black, tie a bandana around your face or wear a mask, and act like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum because they didn't get the toy they wanted. It's wouldn't be hard.

How ever, that's just pretending like Phil would actually be at an Antifa protest (just like Phil pretends he's at Antifa protests). To get film or photos of Phil we would need to come up with some unique camouflage, like dressing up like a couch or something, to inPHILtrate whatever apartment or friend's mother's basement Phil is squatting in these days. Bah, who am I kidding? You could probably dress up in all black and wear a bandana and still phool Phil wherever he's mooching a couch to crash on these days and tell him you're Antifa.

 

[Coldgrip]

Exactly. It's not like it would be difficult to blend in with a bunch of Antifa cucks. Just dress all in black, tie a bandana around your face or wear a mask, and act like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum because they didn't get the toy they wanted. It's wouldn't be hard.

How ever, that's just pretending like Phil would actually be at an Antifa protest (just like Phil pretends he's at Antifa protests). To get film or photos of Phil we would need to come up with some unique camouflage, like dressing up like a couch or something, to inPHILtrate whatever apartment or friend's mother's basement Phil is squatting in these days. Bah, who am I kidding? You could probably dress up in all black and wear a bandana and still phool Phil wherever he's mooching a couch to crash on these days and tell him you're Antifa.

Only works if you're white though. The instant Phil sees a darkie he crosses the street and hopes they stay on their own side.

 

[The Dude]

Funny, you didn't assault us before when we took your picture or filmed you. You didn't even know we were there. And that's how it'll be the next time we record you Philip, you won't even know we're there until you log onto here and see the pics or video we've posted of you shopping for cheese or waddling down the street like you have a load in your pants.

Exactly. It's not like it would be difficult to blend in with a bunch of Antifa cucks. Just dress all in black, tie a bandana around your face or wear a mask, and act like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum because they didn't get the toy they wanted. It's wouldn't be hard.

How ever, that's just pretending like Phil would actually be at an Antifa protest (just like Phil pretends he's at Antifa protests). To get film or photos of Phil we would need to come up with some unique camouflage, like dressing up like a couch or something, to inPHILtrate whatever apartment or friend's mother's basement Phil is squatting in these days. Bah, who am I kidding? You could probably dress up in all black and wear a bandana and still phool Phil wherever he's mooching a couch to crash on these days and tell him you're Antifa.

 

[Positron]

Phil openly wants to beat up a gay Asian man

Isn't that what the "Yaoi paddle" is for?