"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Old Fart said:
I still wonder how a tard like Phil managed to get his surgery paid for, while the arguably more educated Slingblade couldn't. (Or house rent, for that matter)
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Probably because he likely faked it all with help from someone who felt sorry for him and had either passable photoshop skills, or were a recent post-op themselves and similar size to Phil. There's far more evidence pointing to Phil faking the whole thing because he thought it would shut us up than there is supporting Phil getting his man meat mangled. The last "proof" photos Phil took showed that he was obviously tucking his baby dick between his legs. And compare Phil's "recovery" from GRS to another cow who actually DID get their junk mutilated: Kevin Gibes. Look at how much Kevin co.plains about being in pain, how uncomfortable dilating is, and all the cope they spew to try to convince himself that he didn't make a mistake by getting the surgery. Now look at how LITTLE Phil talked about any of that. He made a few half-hearted posts about dilating and having some complications with recovery and healing very early after claiming to get surgery, then never mentioned it again. Barely even talked about the surgery in any capacity after claiming to have had his dick flipped. That just doesn't mesh with Phil's past behavior any time he's built something up to be a life-completing necessity, like getting his bike or tattoos or some other prop for his lifestyle LARPing. He would always make several exicted posts for weeks and weeks after getting some new toy he claimed would make him feel whole, including several new photos of whatever it was. But when it came to supposedly getting his Man Hole? Hardly anything, despite his claims that it was going to be the ultimate thing to make his life complete and make his gender identity valid.

Regardless of whether or not he got his crotch surgically mutilated to look vaguely like a vagina, it's hilarious either way. He either went to all the trouble of elaborately faking getting GRS thinking it would shut us up and make us go away and failing miserably, or he did actually go through with it and it didn't change shit. It didn't make his life complete, it didn't bring him new friends, it didn't affirm his gender identity, and it didn't stop us from laughing at his foolishness. Either way, we still get to laugh at Phil.
 
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Phil uses this as his Twitter header:
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Positron said:
Phil uses this as his Twitter header:
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A piece of art in which Communists are portrayed as malicious hook-nosed creatures enforcing their will through force? Pretty based of Phil to post such an obviously anti-Semitic, anti-Communist piece. I always knew he secretly had Nazi leanings.
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
Man, I really miss Lesbian cyclist Phil
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I miss "houseless" Phil, where he was living in motel rooms or mooching couches to sleep on from people with bigger hearts than brains, wasting all his free money on retard scribbles for tattoos and bicycle gear, and every other post was about those damn dirty Kiwis trying to hunt him down to murder and rape him. Phil was far more entertaining when he was faking being homeless and using fake suicide threats to make rubes feel sorry for him so they'd give him money and let him surf on their couches. Today Phil is boring as fuck.
 
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StoicMoose said:
There are so many lefty faggot tims out there that phil really lost his luster. Back in my day, he was the only freaky troon commie faggot furry jew spic thing and now they're a dime a dozen. He doesn't stand out in the crowd anymore.
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The big problem is that he doesn’t actually do anything. It’s been a remarkable year of BLM protests, anti-lockdown protests and election protests, and Phil spent the entire year shitting himself and doing nothing. He posts a meme or a threat or something about “this is why I’m [this week’s political identity]” and you know it’s not going to go anywhere.
 
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