"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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nhocgreen said:
The last time I was here, Phil has managed to reclaim to his bedroom from the vodka ogre. What is his life like these days?
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He was and may still be living with a junkie. Other than that, pretty dull. All he ever does is post about what a big toughie he is but, being Phil, he never backs that up. Occasionally he’ll try to bait us, but again, it’s very dull and repetitive. The only real entertainment to be had is when he posts something, we laugh at it and then he quietly removes it.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He was and may still be living with a junkie. Other than that, pretty dull. All he ever does is post about what a big toughie he is but, being Phil, he never backs that up. Occasionally he’ll try to bait us, but again, it’s very dull and repetitive. The only real entertainment to be had is when he posts something, we laugh at it and then he quietly removes it.
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Damn, his life is even sadder than Chris’s huh. At least in his old, homeless days he still had friends and was out and about. Now he is just a shut-in?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He was and may still be living with a junkie. Other than that, pretty dull. All he ever does is post about what a big toughie he is but, being Phil, he never backs that up. Occasionally he’ll try to bait us, but again, it’s very dull and repetitive. The only real entertainment to be had is when he posts something, we laugh at it and then he quietly removes it.
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C'mon, Phil. Remember how your daddy raped you? If you rape him back, you both show dominance over him, and one-up Chris!
 
Tragi-Chan said:
He was and may still be living with a junkie. Other than that, pretty dull. All he ever does is post about what a big toughie he is but, being Phil, he never backs that up. Occasionally he’ll try to bait us, but again, it’s very dull and repetitive. The only real entertainment to be had is when he posts something, we laugh at it and then he quietly removes it.
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His junkie friend seems to be homeless again and has been begging and suicide baiting for the last few months.

Monolith said:
C'mon, Phil. Remember how your daddy raped you? If you rape him back, you both show dominance over him, and one-up Chris!
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Phil would need a shovel for that.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
His dad's dead.
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Yep. Now Phil will never have the opportunity to have his wish of Angelo colonizing his colon come true. I mean, it's petty obvious that Phil made up the whole "Daddy Rape Day" thing out of Phil's deviant incestuous feelings he had for his father. Looks like the best Phil will ever be able to manage will be shitting on Angelo's grave like it was a Holocaust memorial.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
His junkie friend
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Not to be pedantic, but technically junkie means heroin addict. Meth addicts are called tweakers.
JY's Tampon said:
scroll through that guy's feed. He appears to dabble in a little bit of everything.
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Most of em do when they can’t get their drug of choice. After looking at his profile though, I’ve changed my mind. His meth use seems central to his identity, so calling him a junkie is kinda like misgendering him. Carry on.
 
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nhocgreen said:
The last time I was here, Phil has managed to reclaim to his bedroom from the vodka ogre. What is his life like these days?
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I think he’s finally figured out that we aren’t going to laugh at him if he stops giving us something to laugh at.

It’s funny; back in the day, Phil was a bigger lolcow than Chris but nowadays, Chris is far more infamous than Phil.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
I think he’s finally figured out that we aren’t going to laugh at him if he stops giving us something to laugh at.

It’s funny; back in the day, Phil was a bigger lolcow than Chris but nowadays, Chris is far more infamous than Phil.
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The problem with this theory is that it would require Phil to both not be an attentionwhore and also be smart enough to figure something like that, neither of which I believe.

Maybe Phil really did cut off his balls. I don't know how else to explain how boring he got so very quickly. He's like an aggressive, yappy dog that got the snip and now is too lazy to cause much trouble.
 
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