"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Grand Fucktard]

He's at it again.

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has he ade it back to twitter yet?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Phil and Chris share many similarities: autism, materialism, puffy appearance. That said, Phil has aged much worse than Chris. Phil looks like a fucking bunion.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Once you've hit the pinnacle, the absolute peak of retardation like Phil has, there isn't much of anything you can do or wear to look any worse. Hell, Phil is so overwhelmingly Autistic that he can't even hide it when he does his best discount Muslim woman cosplay. Even dressed head-to-toe in all black with his face completely covered, that Mongoloid Idiocy just refuses to be concealed or disguised.

Even if he never got out of his hovel, the neighbours would hear all the bouncing and squeaking. He is truly a hopeless case.

 

[cohensd]

Phil and Chris share many similarities: autism, materialism, puffy appearance. That said, Phil has aged much worse than Chris. Phil looks like a fucking bunion.

It's amazing how Chris somehow manages to be better off than Phil despite literally everything Chris has done.

 

[AnOminous]

It's amazing how Chris somehow manages to be better off than Phil despite literally everything Chris has done.

Meanwhile, Phil calls himself a "Crime Minister," and is too much of a pussy even to get a parking ticket, while Chris has actually committed serious felonies.

 

[Picklechu]

Congratulations, Phil, you're against Biden?

You can't be Athiest and Satanic. The whole reason Satan is, y'know, Satan is because he got on the wrong side of God, isn't it?

To be fair, LaVeyan Satanism, which is basically the only kind that actually exists, is pretty much just edgelord atheism. I doubt that Philthy knows that though.

 

[Bassomatic]

To be fair, LaVeyan Satanism, which is basically the only kind that actually exists, is pretty much just edgelord atheism. I doubt that Philthy knows that though.

It's double funny as at the time he was in school this was a big trend in the area. Every kid who had one question on weird bible wording or thought well Jesus didn't turn water to wine got on this.

He's 20 years fucking late on high school trends. Give him 3 more and he might talk about the depth and anti captialism views of NSYNC.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Meanwhile, Phil calls himself a "Crime Minister," and is too much of a pussy even to get a parking ticket, while Chris has actually committed serious felonies.

I would legit want to know how Phil could get a parking ticket when he doesn't even have a driver's license.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I would legit want to know how Phil could get a parking ticket when he doesn't even have a driver's license.

Due to his weight he is classed as a van.

 

[Monolith]

I would legit want to know how Phil could get a parking ticket when he doesn't even have a driver's license.

A real criminal badass would drive without a permit.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I would legit want to know how Phil could get a parking ticket when he doesn't even have a driver's license.

I used to write parking tickets ages ago. Summer job, sucked. We didn’t ever check people’s licenses just said “such and such vehicle was illegally parked in such and such spot” I never cared to check back up on it. Probably what Phil had happen.

 

[Baguette]

You can't be Athiest and Satanic. The whole reason Satan is, y'know, Satan is because he got on the wrong side of God, isn't it?

He could be talking about the Temple of Satan, which is basically just a bunch of edgy atheists.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I used to write parking tickets ages ago. Summer job, sucked. We didn’t ever check people’s licenses just said “such and such vehicle was illegally parked in such and such spot” I never cared to check back up on it. Probably what Phil had happen.

That implies Phil owns a vehicle. I don't even know if he still owns the 'daughter bike'.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That implies Phil owns a vehicle. I don't even know if he still owns the 'daughter bike'.

Oh no but some weirdo he hangs with that lived with him for a bit might. Then that goes to whatever address the car was on.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

To be fair, LaVeyan Satanism, which is basically the only kind that actually exists, is pretty much just edgelord atheism. I doubt that Philthy knows that though.

I'm pretty sure the bits of Satanism which treat Satanism and the preternatural seriously are also Nazis and probably wouldn't be impressed with Phil's antics.

 

[nhocgreen]

He's at it again.

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(old photo, obviously).

Now I’m not really an expert but shouldn’t the lack of balls stop him from growing a beard?

 

[Thumb Butler]

Now I’m not really an expert but shouldn’t the lack of balls stop him from growing a beard?

I guess not, Look at Terra Jones.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

That implies Phil owns a vehicle. I don't even know if he still owns the 'daughter bike'.

A real crime minister would steal a vehicle whenever he needs one and drive it around without a lisence or training of any kind.

 

[AnOminous]

A real crime minister would steal a vehicle whenever he needs one and drive it around without a lisence or training of any kind.

I'm embarrassed by the level of criminality on this site, where people think not having a driver's license somehow stops you from committing grand theft auto any time you feel like it.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I'm embarrassed by the level of criminality on this site, where people think not having a driver's license somehow stops you from committing grand theft auto any time you feel like it.

To be fair that seems to be one of the things stopping Phil for some reason.