"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Out of a morbid sense of curiosity, I wanted to see what Phil looks nowadays, but he seems hellbent on cosplaying as a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. bandit.
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I seem to remember when one intrepid Kiwi was brave enough to get close to him and snap a picture when Phil was camping in a library, though.
 
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North America said:
Out of a morbid sense of curiosity, I wanted to see what Phil looks nowadays, but he seems hellbent on cosplaying as a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. bandit.
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I seem to remember when one intrepid Kiwi was brave enough to get close to him and snap a picture when Phil was camping in a library, though.
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As it was pointed out by those better than I at articulation, you can always tell it's him by his rat teeth and his sped (spud) eyes. He's been watching this thread cause subsequent pictures have him wearing glasses to try and hide the eyes along with his mouth, but his potato girth gives him away however because his mask is straining to not burst at the seams in trying to hide the lumpenproletariat. Here's a gross thought for you, humble reader: if he sweats enough in that mask and clothes, do you think his potato body will begin fermenting and excreting alcohol? Potatos can help make some sweet swigs but that would require committing an unspeakable act, and even the most desperate of winos wouldn't drink from his excretions.
 
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As it was pointed out by those better than I at articulation, you can always tell it's him by his rat teeth and his sped (spud) eyes. He's been watching this thread cause subsequent pictures have him wearing glasses to try and hide the eyes along with his mouth, but his potato girth gives him away however because his mask is straining to not burst at the seams in trying to hide the lumpenproletariat. Here's a gross thought for you, humble reader: if he sweats enough in that mask and clothes, do you think his potato body will begin fermenting and excreting alcohol? Potatos can help make some sweet swigs but that would require committing an unspeakable act, and even the most desperate of winos wouldn't drink from his excretions.
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He will most likely be growing mold on his clothes. Philthy seems to wear layers, which ironically enough, is what otb chinks do. They don't bother to peel off any layers and simply remove them as one. I wouldn't be surprised if Phil has any dead roaches in the layers, and quite possibly a dead mouse or 2.

A bit off topic but, there was a case where an otb chink in grade school was seen constantly scratching at his leg. He was taken to the nurse and they found a rash on his leg. Turns out a mouse crawled into his pant layers and died of suffocation and proceed to slowly rot.

So yea, Phil atleast picked up some of the hygiene habits of otb chinks.
 
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As it was pointed out by those better than I at articulation, you can always tell it's him by his rat teeth and his sped (spud) eyes. He's been watching this thread cause subsequent pictures have him wearing glasses to try and hide the eyes along with his mouth, but his potato girth gives him away however because his mask is straining to not burst at the seams in trying to hide the lumpenproletariat. Here's a gross thought for you, humble reader: if he sweats enough in that mask and clothes, do you think his potato body will begin fermenting and excreting alcohol? Potatos can help make some sweet swigs but that would require committing an unspeakable act, and even the most desperate of winos wouldn't drink from his excretions.
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Taters doesn't sweat alcohol. When he sweats it's only the finest LatinX lard that seeps from his pores.

As a bonus it makes him extra slippery so if he's ever chased by the fash he can slip away. Or at least that's the story he tells online as he's cowering in his hovel eating cheese while a demonstration goes on outside.
 
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