"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Big Nasty]

What the literal fuck am I even looking at? Like, I know it's Phil's bloated, saggy face, but what are those tattoos supposed to be?

Reminds me of a Sodom album cover.

What with the Leviathan cross and vaguely Misfits-looking skull facial tattoos, If I saw this guy and didn't know it was Phil, I'd assume it was some washed-up death metal slob.

 

[Twrx]

Reminds me of a Sodom album cover.

What with the Leviathan cross and vaguely Misfits-looking skull facial tattoos, If I saw this guy and didn't know it was Phil, I'd assume it was some washed-up death metal slob.

It made me think of a wish copy of Ghost's mask, but even worse than what you'd expect from wish.

 

[AnOminous]

Isabel Rosa Araujo is his current legal moniker. He goes by Aspen amongst his fellow retards.

Does he really, though? Remember, he used to call himself "Izzy Hell" and there is no record of anyone in reality ever calling him that. He can call himself whatever he likes. Everyone just calls him Phil, though, you know, his actual name.

 

[a hapless toad]

Does he really, though? Remember, he used to call himself "Izzy Hell" and there is no record of anyone in reality ever calling him that. He can call himself whatever he likes. Everyone just calls him Phil, though, you know, his actual name.

I think his tard wrangler called him Aspen in the video of him pepper spraying the woman who was burning the Quran...

 

[Thumb Butler]

My god, he's hideous on the outside too!

 

[The Un-Clit]

Does he really, though? Remember, he used to call himself "Izzy Hell" and there is no record of anyone in reality ever calling him that. He can call himself whatever he likes. Everyone just calls him Phil, though, you know, his actual name.

Everyone HERE calls him Phil. Behind his back, probably half the Antifa spergs do too, but in public and to prevent him constantly tarding out about it, in person, they call him Aspen. As @a hapless toad points out, his tard wrangler called him Aspen in the qu'ran burning video, and I've seen at least one other video with people calling him Aspen.

'Izzy Hell' was just too childishly stupid even for Antifatards to say without laughing or wincing and Phil eventually gave that one up for something people will actually use.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think his tard wrangler called him Aspen in the video of him pepper spraying the woman who was burning the Quran...

Still that's the name he goes by. His legal name as far as we know is still Phil.

'Izzy Hell' was just too childishly stupid even for Antifatards to say without laughing or wincing and Phil eventually gave that one up for something people will actually use.

I remember the video of him trying to make that a thing. He's so retarded.

 

[a hapless toad]

Still that's the name he goes by. His legal name as far as we know is still Phil.

Wouldn't he have been booked under his legal name then?

 

[Twrx]

Still that's the name he goes by. His legal name as far as we know is still Phil.


I remember the video of him trying to make that a thing. He's so retarded.

It's not, he's legally changed his name multiple times

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What’s the betting his back and stomach are completely un-tattooed, because what use is a tattoo that people can t always see, right? The only ones he had on the front of his body last time I had the misfortune to see photos of it, were tattoos that would show in a low-cut top. Everything is for show with Phil.

Nice to see your welfare bucks are going towards something useful for him, isn’t it?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's not, he's legally changed his name multiple times

So he's gone through the trouble of legally changing his name to Aspen?

That's fucking retarded but then so is Taters so it fits.

 

[Twrx]

So he's gone through the trouble of legally changing his name to Aspen?

That's fucking retarded but then so is Taters so it fits.

No, this current name is Isabell, not aspen. But he has changed his name a few times. I wouldn't be suprised if he went to aspen next though.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

No, this current name is Isabell, not aspen. But he has changed his name a few times. I wouldn't be suprised if he went to aspen next though.

I wonder if Taters realizes how fucking retarded it is for him to piss away his money getting his name changed for a third time when he’s going to be begging for food at the end of the month?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I wonder if Taters realizes how fucking retarded it is for him to piss away his money getting his name changed for a third time when he’s going to be begging for food at the end of the month?

The name changes are nothing especially in Portland where troon friendly organizations do it at practically no cost. The thousands of dollars of shitty tard scribble tattoos is another issue.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think he has changed his name twice so far. If I am wrong someone please correct me.

1. Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici
2. Ahuviya Harel
3. Isabel Rosa Araujo

He was Born Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici. In those days he was a George Bush Republican but did really Love anime. Nothing wrong with being an Anime fan and while I dont care for Neocons people can still be fine. Its that those were his identity and all he cared about.

Then he started dressing like a girl because if Sakura from Naruto and decided he was Gay. He alienated himself from Gay people by being creepy. Also he shit himself sometimes. Dusty may have been weird as hell but that was a good story.

So he got really into Axis Powers Hetalia and liked China. Because the Character design was attractive to him? And that got him to be a Maoist. Then he also liked Israel. I am not sure where that started. If I dont know its probably not able to be known. So he changed his name to Ahuviya Harel. Thats a very Jewish name. Like someone I would expect to meet on the Lower East Side. However he also really still loves Puerto Rico. Because of Jeniffer Lopez. I am not joking.

So now Israel isnt as popular to support. But he still like Latino things. For a time as a person identifying as Male he Hispanicized his Italian name to Delicias and there is a precedent of Italian Immigration to Puerto Rico (and pretty much all of Latin America no seriously more people have Italian Ancestry in Brazil and Argentina than Portuguese or Spanish according to some estimates). So he was now going with being Puerto Rican mostly. His dad was a True Puerto Rican. But he hates him. Also his dad raped him?

Then he changed his name again. To better reflect being Latino.

Then he started making Bitstrip Comics that were hilarious.

Then he got “Yeast Infection” tattooed on his body in Spanish. To prove how “Latinx” he was.

Then his Dad died he barely said anything about it.

Then he asked his Friend to above a Peeled Ginger Root up his Ass.

Then he started doing Antifa stuff and was basically Shunned. He even maced himself at one point.

Then he had an alcoholic roommate Who was abusive as hell.

Oh and somewhere down the line he beat up his disabled mother and a woman willing to basically give him the World if he would give her a Child.

Now he is in jail.

Yeah I know I got some things out of order. Sorry I just have been following this Guy since 2007 because its always so interesting to see what happens next.

However the worst thing about all of this is he has never apologized once. Nothing is ever his fault. And he had opportunities that were huge. Maria aas willing to give him everything. His Mom said she would support him. He still assaulted them. He never said sorry. He never reimbursed them. He pretends they dont exist.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Sorry to Double post I was really tired when I made that one.

Before he was Gay he had a Friend named Kourine. He stole a lot of her characters. Now she isnt normal really. But he was kind of obsessed with her.

He had a Friend named Trey. I wont post his last name. Guy was Gay and talking to ADF because ADF was an awkward Guy and Trey thought they could relate. ADF ended up outing him.

And lets not forget his version of Cwcville, Australatina. A country that always has a Civil War Or is involved in a War. However somoehow it has a really efficient though poirly Drawn system of Road Signs and we can learn a lot about the railways and Highways. Because he cares more about that than anything. Also Jennifer Lopez was President. Also they annexed part of Canada.

Oh and kill Trump thats a theme too.

Also like half the population is Gay.

Also in our last update almost everyone should be dead there..

Anyway point ia
There is no point. I just Find hin funny.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I'm sad we missed out on Taters adding more tard scribbles to his body. Seeing him plan out his designs with Crayola markers and then the tattoo artist faithfully reproducing them down to the garish color was always a treat. Though it looks like he favors the just-black aesthetic nowadays and is actualy having the artist use their own work. Shame, we could have had the face skull in Flamingo Pink and Electric Lime with chipmunk cheeks, like his first sugar skull tattoo.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I remember him being so horrible that he actually convinced two troons he lived with to join Kiwi Farms just so they could tell us all how horrible it was having spud for a roommate. One of them shaved his back and he responded by trying to get them kicked out of some lesbian bookstore.

Then he was posting crotch shots like once a week, thinking it would prove to all of s kiwis that he got the surgery. Most of us were convinced to was still just a shop and if it wasn’t, it was a terrible, disgusting, butchering of his crotch that he could probably sue the doctor over.

 

[AnOminous]

Now he is in jail.

He's not in jail.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Then he was posting crotch shots like once a week, thinking it would prove to all of s kiwis that he got the surgery.

And then decided to "punish" KF by not posting his genitals. Thank god.