"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
Is he going to get zoom hearings for his legal problems? I'd love to tune in
Click to expand...
Tomorrow, Phil has a trial readiness hearing at 9am PST. I’m not sure which call it’s on.
IMG_3811.jpeg
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Coo Coo Bird, Spak, Bassomatic and 13 others
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: HIVidaBoheme, Kaschbär, ForTheHoard and 30 others
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: HIVidaBoheme, Richard Cheese, Hey Johnny Bravo and 14 others
Plum Smuggler said:
Well, thank you. Just for that...Here is Phil's new place. I can't really call it a hovel because it's practically a brand new building. The last street view I could find was 2019 and it's not even there.
1524 N SUMNER ST, PORTLAND, OR 97217. He's in unit 307.
View attachment 6434052
Click to expand...
Phil is ignorant and a hipster.

Did a little google look through that neighborhood and it looks like the kind of neighborhood that’s being quickly gentrified. Lily white people like Phil are moving there because they’re terrified to live next to people with too much melanin.. housing prices start going up as the neighborhood gets more and more popular until the people who originally lived there can’t afford it anymore.

Phil won’t be able to afford that place much longer. I wonder what his tard handler thinks of needing to move every couple of years? Not to mention, he has court today doesn’t he?
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: HIVidaBoheme, Coo Coo Bird, Hey Johnny Bravo and 4 others
the address isn't any prescriptive benefit to me...what could I do?
send pizzas like the keffals krew would pretend? the only way that'd impact Phil is he might knock himself out when his juggle belly hits him in the head from squeaky bouncing in excitement
couldn't send fries...I've seen his potato stabbing crysknife technique as a fremwynx

like a Hindu..why would I want to hurt the cow that gives such a bounty of lolmilk!?!
(ie the "kiwis want to kill" is bullshit...Phil is a funny funny clown and
I am amused by his dance)
but as situational info...it lets us know where the moneydollah go.
he hasn't strung up concertina wire yet for perimeter protection of the new tranzcommand-post?
or does his caseworker only let him have the round scissors now?
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Anakin Soywalker, Aunt Carol and Plum Smuggler
Last edited:
  • Like
  • DRINK!
  • Informative
Reactions: HIVidaBoheme, Alex Krycek, Coo Coo Bird and 26 others
Plum Smuggler said:
I think he did because he’s a gigantic pussy.

Phil is heavily armed with pepper sprayView attachment 6436956View attachment 6436957
Phil can’t even use the pepper spray without tarding out and getting arrested.
Click to expand...
Phil is still a legend in his own mind.

Imagine actually believing that Kiwi Farms is out to get you physically instead of just laughing at your antics.

Imagine believing you could do anything about it if someone WAS out to get you when in reality you are a fat, out of shape waddling lump of tard-lard with a can of pepper spray you can barely hit a woman 2 feet away with and knives and batons you are far too scared to pull because they will be taken away and shoved up your ass if you ever did because you cannot fight.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Disgruntled Pupper, Alex Krycek, Coo Coo Bird and 12 others
Plum Smuggler said:
I think he did because he’s a gigantic pussy.

Phil is heavily armed with pepper sprayView attachment 6436956View attachment 6436957
Phil can’t even use the pepper spray without tarding out and getting arrested.
Click to expand...

He accepted multiple friend requests from me all because I used some ridiculous troon name and a pfp of flowers. I think opl would have been more difficult to get to accept a friend request accepted than taters.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Disgruntled Pupper, Alex Krycek, Coo Coo Bird and 9 others
Twrx said:
He accepted multiple friend requests from me all because I used some ridiculous troon name and a pfp of flowers. I think opl would have been more difficult to get to accept a friend request accepted than taters.
Click to expand...
That’s because Chris learned a lesson or two about how to behave while he was in jail. Phil? He’s still the same fat, smelly, potato of a man that he’s always been.
 
  • Like
Reactions: REGENDarySumanai, Tootsie Bear, Mesh Gear Fox and 1 other person
Plum Smuggler said:
I think he did because he’s a gigantic pussy.

Phil is heavily armed with pepper sprayView attachment 6436956View attachment 6436957
Phil can’t even use the pepper spray without tarding out and getting arrested.
Click to expand...
Phil is heavily armed with little girl spray. That's how much of a weak faggot he is. Anyone in the world could just walk up to him, shove him over, and then just stomp on his face. He couldn't do a thing to resist. What a pathetic loser.
The Un-Clit said:
Imagine believing you could do anything about it if someone WAS out to get you when in reality you are a fat, out of shape waddling lump of tard-lard with a can of pepper spray you can barely hit a woman 2 feet away with and knives and batons you are far too scared to pull because they will be taken away and shoved up your ass if you ever did because you cannot fight.
Click to expand...
We have literally seen video of Phil's tard crime where he pathetically failed to spray some woman with his lard gas.

That's how utterly weak Phil is.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: HIVidaBoheme, Spak, Hey Johnny Bravo and 7 others
Plum Smuggler said:
I think he did because he’s a gigantic pussy.

Phil is heavily armed with pepper sprayView attachment 6436956View attachment 6436957
Phil can’t even use the pepper spray without tarding out and getting arrested.
Click to expand...
Chris is way more badass than Phatty. He has a rap sheet as long as the Bible. Whereas until recently, the only crime Phil succeeded in committing was exceeding the weight limit on certain bridges by being so goddamned FAT.

Keffals is also a bad comparison, because he had SRS, whereas Phat Boy’s cocktail wiener is fully intact.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, HIVidaBoheme, Cybertonia and 7 others
Tragi-Chan said:
Chris is way more badass than Phatty. He has a rap sheet as long as the Bible. Whereas until recently, the only crime Phil succeeded in committing was exceeding the weight limit on certain bridges by being so goddamned FAT.

Keffals is also a bad comparison, because he had SRS, whereas Phat Boy’s cocktail wiener is fully intact.
Click to expand...
Phil is calling for intifada against the farms.
Screenshot 2024-09-20 7.09.29 PM.png
Kiwi operative Russet has been mobilized along with all PDX agents.
russet-potato-03c1979ab0e048e0b64f5b4fb92153d0.jpg
The rest of us will stay here and laugh at Phil.
Godspeed.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: AMHOLIO, disorder in a system, Topaz Eyes and 32 others
  • DRINK!
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Disgruntled Pupper, Yawning Asperchu, 3MMA and 6 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back