"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

And then decided to "punish" KF by not posting his genitals. Thank god.

Then posting a photo of himself with his trousers round his ankles flipping the bird, just for us, only a few days later.

Cows that milk themselves really are the best.

 

[DespotCTM]

Does he really, though? Remember, he used to call himself "Izzy Hell" and there is no record of anyone in reality ever calling him that. He can call himself whatever he likes. Everyone just calls him Phil, though, you know, his actual name.

Didn't his previous downstairs hispanic neighbour call him mr isabel everytime he saw philty? Closest he'll ever come to anyone calling him izzy hell

 

[Flamin Park]

Didn't his previous downstairs hispanic neighbour call him mr isabel everytime he saw philty? Closest he'll ever come to anyone calling him izzy hell

Yerh it was very based and funny

Our antifa supersoldier was absolutely seething and yet somehow never bashed this particular fash despite him having literal decades on the old dude. Funny that

 

[AnOminous]

Yerh it was very based and funny

Our antifa supersoldier was absolutely seething and yet somehow never bashed this particular fash despite him having literal decades on the old dude. Funny that

He knew the old dude would kick his ass from one end of the block to the other and back again.

 

[The Dude]

Then posting a photo of himself with his trousers round his ankles flipping the bird, just for us, only a few days later.

Cows that milk themselves really are the best.

They weren't even around his ankles. They were around his thighs just above the knee. And he was clearly tucking his itty-bitty twig and berries.

 

[Snorky]

Oh jesus, this fucker is real? These are the kind of fuckers I envision when I think of "Antifa" or "Communist": extraordinarily autistic unstable irresponsible outcasts who play dress up trying to look as militant as possible so that people take them more seriously or at least to look somewhat threatening. They look like fucking clowns and they cuck themselves to ideologies that punish people for thinking for themselves. I always assumed that there was at least some bit of exaggeration and stereotyping going on but... damn.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh jesus, this fucker is real? These are the kind of fuckers I envision when I think of "Antifa" or "Communist": extraordinarily autistic unstable irresponsible outcasts who play dress up trying to look as militant as possible so that people take them more seriously or at least to look somewhat threatening. They look like fucking clowns and they cuck themselves to ideologies that punish people for thinking for themselves. I always assumed that there was at least some bit of exaggeration and stereotyping going on but... damn.

There's some image where early pre-tranny Phill appears in a collage of such retards, twice.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Most recent images of Phil were in the video where he had to be tard wrangled away from pepper spraying the lady burning the Koran. He was covered head to toe in Wish Dot Com quality tactical gear, looking like 300lbs of shit stuffed into a 200lb trash bag, so you couldn't actually see his face or how bad he's looking these days. But he's definitely still morbidly obese, waddling like a drunk penguin because fat, and definitely still retarded (the Derp Eyes don't lie).

shit, I wonder if the DA is aware of that, and maybe that older one where he maced his "handler" in tactical sorels (perfect for a combat advantage against a snowy driveway in MN)

I meanit's a pattern not just one tard-out

 

[The Dude]

Oh jesus, this fucker is real? These are the kind of fuckers I envision when I think of "Antifa" or "Communist": extraordinarily autistic unstable irresponsible outcasts who play dress up trying to look as militant as possible so that people take them more seriously or at least to look somewhat threatening. They look like fucking clowns and they cuck themselves to ideologies that punish people for thinking for themselves. I always assumed that there was at least some bit of exaggeration and stereotyping going on but... damn.

I've always considered Phil the poster boy for the infantile, impotently angry, intellectually stunted far-Left. The kind of people who formed Antifa. He's like every negative Leftard stereotype distilled down into one nasty, greasy sludge.

 

[AnOminous]

There's some image where early pre-tranny Phill appears in a collage of such retards, twice.

I've always wondered about that. Did the guy not actually realize that Phil, the retarded David Bowie of lolcows, was in his collage twice in different tard identities, or was that actually the joke?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

There's some image where early pre-tranny Phill appears in a collage of such retards, twice.

That was post-tranny Phil, he just put even less effort in back then than he does now.

 

[Twrx]

That was post-tranny Phil, he just put even less effort in back then than he does now.

He's always been allergic to effort

 

[Plum Smuggler]

There is another one of those Jesus marches in Portland tomorrow. Keep an eye on the area videographer accounts. We may get another Phil sighting.

 

[DespotCTM]

He's always been allergic to effort

IDK about that. Takes effort to look that tarded all the time.

And the chola brows he drew are still a thing of hysterical laughter

 

[Alex Krycek]

He's always been allergic to effort

If he put the same amount of effort into drawing road signs for a Job he might have a mortgage. He did once say spent about 12 hours a day on those.

Now he doesnt even do those as far as we know.

 

[The Dude]

I've always wondered about that. Did the guy not actually realize that Phil, the retarded David Bowie of lolcows, was in his collage twice in different tard identities, or was that actually the joke?
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I mean, if you didn't know the guy dressed up as a Maoist-era chink and the dumpy weeb cosplaying as a Naruto character were both the same mongoloid, would you be able to tell? Especially with that awkward buck-tooth expression on Phil's face and shitty wig in the Naruto cosplay?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

IDK about that. Takes effort to look that tarded all the time.

And the chola brows he drew are still a thing of hysterical laughter

Taters looks naturally retarded so it's actually quite easy for him to look that way.

And yes, the terrible chola eyebrows and his mangling of Spanish was the best.

 

[Florence]

There's some image where early pre-tranny Phill appears in a collage of such retards, twice.

This one’s even better, almost a third of the photos are Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

That was post-tranny Phil, he just put even less effort in back then than he does now.

I'm pretty sure the Naruto cosplay is pre-troon. That was before his Hetalia phase, which I think was also pre-troon.

I think the funniest thing was he couldn't even get a real Little Red Book so he has a fake prop. It's not like they're hard to come by.

 

[Aunt Carol]

the retarded David Bowie of lolcows

This would be a good thread subtitle.