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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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The mongoloid hiding in his section 8 apartment cries as the ability to waddle around in his tacticool mask that hides what he feels shame for becomes less acceptable.
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Those shoppers have more moxie than Phil ever will. Look at him, licking his government master’s boot.
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Wouldn't actual Fascists be the ones insisting that everyone has to comply with government mandates and orders, even if it means using intimidation and violence to get them to comply? Seems like something actual Fascists would do.
Edit: Not that Phil would actually be there doing the violence and intimidating. That would put him at risk of having some anti-masker deck him in the face or hit him with her purse. Phil just passes on the info and hopes others will go out to commit violence while he sits at home and strokes his tiny baby penis at the thought of Conservatives getting assaulted.
Edit: Not that Phil would actually be there doing the violence and intimidating. That would put him at risk of having some anti-masker deck him in the face or hit him with her purse. Phil just passes on the info and hopes others will go out to commit violence while he sits at home and strokes his tiny baby penis at the thought of Conservatives getting assaulted.
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It's a bit disappointing that he became hyper focused on masks pre covid, because I would love to see this version of Phil to pop back up.
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what the fuck is this man eating.
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Enjoy your extra chromosomes. Imagine walking around looking like that as a middle-aged man.
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Salami and goat's cheese?
My guess is that he doesn't want to cook anything because he knows he's too exceptional to work the oven.
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Queso and garlic sausage is my guess. Middle aged man with plushie companion, like all super soldiers. I remember Che Guevara's famous stuffed bunny and of course Bin Laden and his plush llama.
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Or he broke it, but is one of those trashy people who won't call the landlord to fix things because he doesn't want the landlord to know that he's literally never once cleaned the place ever since moving in. But of course, his fear of the possible consequences of his laziness is all the landlord's fault, so he badmouths the landlord at every opportunity. Many such cases!
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There are many morons who post pictures of ridiculous looking “meals” thinking they look great, but this is exceptional. No sense of presentation at all. Kids can do a better job than this. The bat(?) stuffy and edgelord skull drawing are just the icing. Merry Christmas, potato.
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Phil's knife skills are so bad he can't even cut salami in straight cuts. Amazing; I knew he was a sped, but I didn't think he was this blatantly useless.
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Wow, still vegan, I see!
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I think he's also motorically challenged. Would explain why he never managed to ride a bike.
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And how he lost a fight with a potato.
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I see nothing vegan in this picture.
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This is a dude who got in a knife fight with an unarmed potato and lost to the potato.
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Phil thinks he looks oh so intimidating with his Weird Al-esque parody of the Lord's Prayer, but all he proves is that his Fetal Alcohol smooth-brains have resulted in Phil being an unoriginal and uncreative clown who is incapable of doing anything unless he is aping someone or something else. At least Satanic Phil has been fairly funny. Wannabe Ain't-ifa Phil and Commie Clown-Shoes Phil got stale as shit a long time ago. It's adorable how he believes he's all edgy and scary and freaking out the boomer squares, when in reality it's Phil who is the un-hep, out-of-touch boomer now.
Also, Merry Christmas you Philthy animals! And a Happy New Year!