"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Ophelia]

I guess Phil wore out the first one.

I’m picturing the bouncing and squeaking. “They want me to spend money on necessities instead of toys? I’ll show them!” This is him at his most Chris Chan.

 

[The Dude]

It's just adorable that Phil felt the need to buy a companion for his other stuffed animal. Kind of like a Downs Syndrome child. "Buh mama, I godda git uh boyfwen fow Powwy Pwicky Pants! She wonewy!"

 

[Positron]

Where is the deer plushie that made him realize he was a "cervine furry"? Gone to the dumps with Amaterasu?

 

[Damien Thorne]

After reading this thread, I feel the need to say that not all FAS victims are nearly as exceptional as Phil is here. One of my friends was born with it, and he turned out to have an great work ethic and he takes his hygiene very seriously. He chooses not to be a massive fucking victim, unlike Phil does here. So I just felt the need to specify that FAS has nothing to do with why Phil is a horrible person.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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Phil ran out of tardbux but managed to get his bat stuffy a boyfriend. how can an inanimate object be gay ? Not sure.

Is he trying to ape kevin gibes now?

 

[The Dude]

After reading this thread, I feel the need to say that not all FAS victims are nearly as exceptional as Phil is here. One of my friends was born with it, and he turned out to have an great work ethic and he takes his hygiene very seriously. He chooses not to be a massive fucking victim, unlike Phil does here. So I just felt the need to specify that FAS has nothing to do with why Phil is a horrible person.

We know. Just like not everyone who has Autism is a mother raping freak with the mentality of a small child like Chris-Chan. Don't make the mistake of thinking that we lump everyone in a group together and think they're all the same. Except for Commies, trannies, furfaggots, pedophiles, and animal fuckers. Then again, sometimes one person can be all those things. Either way, they all need to be dropped out of helicopters.

 

[Ophelia]

It's just adorable that Phil felt the need to buy a companion for his other stuffed animal. Kind of like a Downs Syndrome child. "Buh mama, I godda git uh boyfwen fow Powwy Pwicky Pants! She wonewy!"

At least Chris buys Lego. Say what you want about them, they’re not the kind of toys literal infants play with.

 

[Uncle Remus]

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Phil ran out of tardbux but managed to get his bat stuffy a boyfriend. how can an inanimate object be gay ? Not sure.

Wow it's like Phil has become a parody of himself at this point, just when you think he cannot become anymore ridiculous he goes and gets a penchant for gay bat plushies whilst also insisting on being known as a "redguard in blackbloc" and expects people to still take him seriously as some anti-fash supersoldier, I know Antifa are a bit of a joke themselves but they should really send Phil on a trip to belize before he ruins the last shred of actual competancy that they might possess.

 

[Cybertonia]

At least Chris buys Lego. Say what you want about them, they’re not the kind of toys literal infants play with.

Phil might think the yellow legos are cheese and he might try to swallow them

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Stinky Philly Steak n' Cheese never ceases to entertain us. I think this is an appropriate caricature for his sorry bloated waddling ass as Chubby Cheese. May have been reposted. But it never gets old.

Got a good chuckle when I looked through one of his older shots and thought he resembled something out of a cartoon.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Phil ran out of tardbux but managed to get his bat stuffy a boyfriend. how can an inanimate object be gay ? Not sure.

Oh I'm not able to buy food so please send me money. But in the meantime look at this toy I bought!

Fucking retard. If you have no money for food but you still buy crap like this means you have money for food. You just choose to spend it on stupid shit.

 

[Baguette]

Of course he named the bat's boyfriend after the head of the Satanic Temple, Lucien Greaves.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I bet he lines his stuffies up and yells orders at them. What an absolute tard.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

It's just adorable that Phil felt the need to buy a companion for his other stuffed animal. Kind of like a Downs Syndrome child. "Buh mama, I godda git uh boyfwen fow Powwy Pwicky Pants! She wonewy!"

To be fair, even the inanimate stuffed animal probably couldn't take any more undiluted Phil 1-on-1 time.
I wouldn't be surprised if the thing learned to talk just to ask for a break

 

[Alex Krycek]

To be fair, even the inanimate stuffed animal probably couldn't take any more undiluted Phil 1-on-1 time.
I wouldn't be surprised if the thing learned to talk just to ask for a break

Hell I even feel bad for the blocks of cheese he ingests.

 

[BrokLesnerd]

Powwy Pwicky Pants

 

[Thumb Butler]

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Phil ran out of tardbux but managed to get his bat stuffy a boyfriend. how can an inanimate object be gay ? Not sure.

Gay Wild Republic Ck-Mini Little Brown Bat 8" Plush $9.99.

#829 in Toddler Stuffed Animals & Toys
#1,562 in Preschool Stuffed Animals & Toys
#15 in Satanic Tard Stuffed Animals & Toys

 

[The Dude]

I mean, Cartman is basically Phil if he weren't such a pathetic loser and worthless failure.

 

[Solid Rasky]

I bet he lines his stuffies up and yells orders at them. What an absolute tard.

well he plays around with them on his streams apparently.

 

[MasterDisaster]

well he plays around with them on his streams apparently.

Sounds like one of those super shitty animated 'adult shows': Izzy Hell; Autistic Satanist