"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Maybe Ass-Pain is dialing back on the Satanism shtick because no one found it scary and intimidating like he was hoping, or maybe people were outright laughing at him over it? I know we've been getting quite a chuckle over Phil's sooper spoopy religious leanings and "Callsign Satan". Or maybe the SJW soy cucks and land whales of the CoS really did tell him to fuck off. He does have quite the negative reputation in the groups that those people would be part of.
If we laugh at his physical appearance, that obviously upsets him. But when we laugh at his self-proclaimed beliefs, he doesn’t usually get upset. He might try to rework it to “Kiwi Farms stalkers are mad that I’m totally a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Juche anarchist for life and I will never stop being that ever!!!!!” post. I guess it’s not offensive when people attack beliefs you only pretend to hold.
 
Maybe Ass-Pain is dialing back on the Satanism shtick because no one found it scary and intimidating like he was hoping, or maybe people were outright laughing at him over it? I know we've been getting quite a chuckle over Phil's sooper spoopy religious leanings and "Callsign Satan". Or maybe the SJW soy cucks and land whales of the CoS really did tell him to fuck off. He does have quite the negative reputation in the groups that those people would be part of.
My bet is it’s his Authoritarian Political Views.

Satanists of any stripe I’ve met tend to be some kind of Libertarian. I know this isn’t universal and there are like Nazi Satanists but more often than not this is the case, be it a Socialist Libertarian or a Randite.
 
Philip will always be that kid in middle school that does everything in his power not to fit in and go against "common sensibilities". Due to him being a bit of a tard, he'll also hold beliefs that contradict eachother and fail to explain them when confronted in those rare moments he leaves the spud cave. The stuck in middle school thing also applies to every member of the CoS.

He's clearly trying to concoct his next "nonconformist" identity. Who knows, maybe we'll have a squatting spud.
 
New profile and cover. I guess he's not totally out of the satanic phase.
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I'm guessing the Aspen was too closely related to Russia.
 
New profile and cover. I guess he's not totally out of the satanic phase.
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I'm guessing the Aspen was too closely related to Russia.

Anton LeVay is no go for those Temple Of Satan cucks because he was all about individualism and doing what you want

the ToS was literally created because the LaVeyans and Crowley guys didn't want to sit in a circle and discuss systematic wacism
this might be the first time phil ditched a group for being too lame
 
If we laugh at his physical appearance, that obviously upsets him. But when we laugh at his self-proclaimed beliefs, he doesn’t usually get upset. He might try to rework it to “Kiwi Farms stalkers are mad that I’m totally a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Juche anarchist for life and I will never stop being that ever!!!!!” post. I guess it’s not offensive when people attack beliefs you only pretend to hold.

I wasn't referring to us laughing at him, but the people he's actually trying to impress in Portland. He's used to us laughing at him, but he's not used to the "cool kids" he looks up to laughing at him. Or rather, he's not used to them laughing at him to his face as opposed to laughing behind his back.
 
Turns out being sequestered in the spudcave while vacuuming cheese and pizza isn't good for his diet.

And yet he's more concerned about the coof than fat-related issues that can be far more lethal.
But this is "self care" or whatever the term is that these people do when dealing with anything that gets them upset. Had a bad day? Order pizza. Somebody cut you off when driving home? Get a box of donuts at Krispy Kreme. People misgendering you online? Bounce and squeek then fall into your door and claim that you hit it in a fit of rage. It's all about Taters making himself feel better at what he perceives as the injustices against him.

Mall ninja gear is made for people who stand no chance of actually winning a fight no matter what size they are. Of course it comes in deathfat sizes.
It appeals to the couch warrior who thinks all that is necessary to look like a badass is lots of PPE. You know, like Taters when he's all done up in his gear and ventures outside the Tard Bunker.

If we laugh at his physical appearance, that obviously upsets him. But when we laugh at his self-proclaimed beliefs, he doesn’t usually get upset. He might try to rework it to “Kiwi Farms stalkers are mad that I’m totally a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Juche anarchist for life and I will never stop being that ever!!!!!” post. I guess it’s not offensive when people attack beliefs you only pretend to hold.
I'm actually kinda surprised he never went with a Juche identity as it's right up his alley. Communist, authoritarian, love for the dear leader and all that. Maybe it's too esoteric for him and he doesn't know how to implement it in his life.

Hell all he'd need to do is order a Juche pin off of ebay and he'd be halfway there.
 
I'm actually kinda surprised he never went with a Juche identity as it's right up his alley. Communist, authoritarian, love for the dear leader and all that. Maybe it's too esoteric for him and he doesn't know how to implement it in his life.

Hell all he'd need to do is order a Juche pin off of ebay and he'd be halfway there.
The apparel would be perfect for someone as lazy as Phil. Just throw on some kaki coveralls.
 
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I wonder if he’s developed this fascination for Russia thanks to his love of authoritarianism? He has this weird and often pseudo-sexual fascination with authority. Putin is a guy who likes to do the strong, macho leader thing, and it wouldn’t surprise me if that gives Phil a funny feeling in his tummy-weenie.
 
I wonder if he’s developed this fascination for Russia thanks to his love of authoritarianism? He has this weird and often pseudo-sexual fascination with authority. Putin is a guy who likes to do the strong, macho leader thing, and it wouldn’t surprise me if that gives Phil a funny feeling in his tummy-weenie.
Oh I don't doubt it, Phil is an adult man in a childs brain. Pre puberty it's very common for boys wanting to be He man Rambo or Alexander the Great. Because we don't have a sexuality yet and men over all respect power.

Phil has the brain of a pre puberty person but is past it, so yeah while not everyone who gets a literal boner over Conan or Vikings is a sexual regressed idiot.

Phil is, his entire sexual history all shows pretty clearly, his kinks are just to keep up with the edgy persona, and formed not in some Freudian way or pleasant memories, but from a 7 year olds thought train.
 
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