"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

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Guess Phil hasn't heard about the Uighur genocide being carried out by the CCP in China. A genocide that has been verified by several sources and has been going on for many, many years.

 

[Cybertonia]

Guess Phil hasn't heard about the Uighur genocide being carried out by the CCP in China. A genocide that has been verified by several sources and has been going on for many, many years.

The only time Phil cared about Uighurs is when he thought it was the name of a type of cheese

 

[The Dude]

The only time Phil cared about Uighurs is when he thought it was the name of a type of cheese

Or maybe his retard brain misheard it as "wee girls"?

 

[kcbbq]

ADF made up his own stupid impossible island country that conducted violent genocide purges on literal billions of people (who all somehow lived in a landmass about the size of Puerto Rico so you can imagine the living conditions) on a regular basis to the point he probably killed seven times the actual current population of the Earth itself.

Him treating actual real life atrocities is functionally no different. He didn't experience them, they are just words on a page to him. He doesn't have the cognitive function to be able to comprehend the utter tragedy that happened, it's all just edgy roleplay.

His tardland was better than that - it got invaded and lost the war, badly, in his own headcanon.

At least it had autistic road signs.

 

[The Dude]

His tardland was better than that - it got invaded and lost the war, badly, in his own headcanon.

At least it had autistic road signs.

I do miss Phil's Autismlandia sperging. It was probably the most wholesome thing about Phil, even with all the genocide and bloodshed.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Australatina is what I miss the most about Phil because it made no sense, had way too many unneccesary details, constant coups and Civil Wars, and over half the population was Gay. Until some Zoomer took over Jennifer Lopez was the leader of a Communist Party that ran a failed state and not a successful entertainer, and he Annexed part of Canada for his country with almost no reprecussions and Trump had to apologize.

If I had not known of him for years I would have thought of it as Brilliant Satire on par with My Immortal Or Goku x Anne Frank.

 

[The Dude]

Australatina is what I miss the most about Phil because it made no sense, had way too many unneccesary details, constant coups and Civil Wars, and over half the population was Gay. Until some Zoomer took over Jennifer Lopez was the leader of a Communist Party that ran a failed state and not a successful entertainer, and he Annexed part of Canada for his country with almost no reprecussions and Trump had to apologize.

If I had not known of him for years I would have thought of it as Brilliant Satire on par with My Immortal Or Goku x Anne Frank.

I miss the smug bravado when he got some new toy that he thought would impress people into believing he was intimidating, or when he'd have some thought squirm it's way into that empty head of his that he was convinced would be the "Gotcha!" that would finally score him a victory over his "enemies" and shut them up for good, only to be followed shortly there after by posts structured to make him look as pathetic and helpless as possible in an effort to attract attention and ass-pats (or GriftBux). Getting on Daddy Government's welfare teat and gaining his Section 8 housing was what finally killed the fun of watching Phil. He became so boring after that.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

My favorite was when he thought posting his crotch hole would impress us. Instead, we all laughed at him.

I never clicked those spoiler tags so I can’t say for certain, but knowing Phil, I’m guessing it looked

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I never clicked those spoiler tags so I can’t say for certain, but knowing Phil, I’m guessing it looked

I believe the consensus was he attempted to crudely photo shop a picture of someone else's am hole over his own micropen.

 

[Twrx]

The potato knife fight and Hispanic Hitler mobile, simpler stupider times.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I believe the consensus was he attempted to crudely photo shop a picture of someone else's am hole over his own micropen.

He showed photos of an amhole, but it’s not clear that it was his. There was a tattoo on the person’s thigh resembling a design of his, but with the quality of Phil’s art, it could easily have been sharpied on. When we questioned it, he responded by declaring that he would punish us by not posting any more pictures. His posts before and after the “surgery” definitely made it look like he was faking.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

When we questioned it, he responded by declaring that he would punish us by not posting any more pictures.

That's one thing that always stuck out to me. He made such a big deal about getting the surgery. We heard about it years in advance. He made up that whole calendar counting down the days to his (supposed) dick flip. Then he got it and we barely heard anything more about it. I thought he would have been rubbing it in our faces nonstop but he gave up on it pretty quickly.

 

[Bassomatic]

A lot of the best moments already are posted but, can you picture Phil isn't forty and we're speaking of him like a long dead friend. But not close friend like that dumbass who crashed your parties and you let him stay because he tells stories so blatantly lies they are funny even tho he steals a lot of your pizza.

The la massa clit or what ever tattoo has to be one of the best Phil moments, next to men can't ride bikes because testicles.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That's one thing that always stuck out to me. He made such a big deal about getting the surgery. We heard about it years in advance. He made up that whole calendar counting down the days to his (supposed) dick flip. Then he got it and we barely heard anything more about it. I thought he would have been rubbing it in our faces nonstop but he gave up on it pretty quickly.

I think it’s because, for the first time in his life, he’d made an effort with something. For all his amhole surgery was obviously fake, he had clearly done a bit of research into it (my theory is that he teamed up with another fat troon who’d had the chop). He had it in his head that he’d fake getting his dick removed and we’d think he was really cool and make him our king.

Then the big day came and some people didn’t believe him and the rest laughed at him for cutting his weenie off to impress us. And he didn’t know what to do. He had, in his retarded autistic way, fixated on the idea that this would be his triumph and not considered any other turn of events.

 

[Bogliacci]

Retard britbong spends an hour reading encyclopedia dramatica and kiwifarms posts while respecting Phil's pronouns

 

[The Dude]

Every time I see Phil's thread has been updated I always get my hopes up that there's some news about him, like he's done something really retarded and gotten himself arrested or he's facing a major call-out from his Leftard buddies. And every time my hopes get dashed upon the rocks.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Continuing the reminiscing, remember his repeated demands that we call his retard tugboat a 'battleship'? If it doesn't have 16-inch guns and an 8-inch armor belt, it's not a battleship.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Every time I see Phil's thread has been updated I always get my hopes up that there's some news about him, like he's done something really retarded and gotten himself arrested or he's facing a major call-out from his Leftard buddies. And every time my hopes get dashed upon the rocks.

same, I always hope Phil did something since anything he does is ridiculous. I miss the old daughter bike days, or his Antifa crime minister larp. All his story arcs were funny like the time he beat up some stalkers, stole there iPhone "took the battery out"(lol) and threw it down a storm water drain or something, or that time he stabbed the potato

Continuing the reminiscing, remember his repeated demands that we call his retard tugboat a 'battleship'? If it doesn't have 16-inch guns and an 8-inch armor belt, it's not a battleship.

Everything ADF did was what all women want, violent ANTFIA larping, crime ministers(who couldn't shoplift a bag of Doritos), all his mall ninja weapons, the battleship was classic phil. ADF is a true classic lol cow, they just don't make them like that anymore...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Continuing the reminiscing, remember his repeated demands that we call his retard tugboat a 'battleship'?

This really does sum Phil up.
- Pathetic NEET on tardbux because he is a tard who is retarded.
- Wants to look hard, but can only do so through shallow LARPing.
- Desperately wants us to think he’s cool.

If it doesn't have 16-inch guns and an 8-inch armor belt, it's not a battleship.

Phil has a 2-inch “gun,” but he pretended to cut it off.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

His KF thread will be his only legacy

Idea is bit self fellating. In hundred years when movies are made of Chrischan, historians know him only from those interractions. Side character first seeming like nemesis, but turns out it was better angel of Chris' nature.