"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Are there any lolcows who are also more or less good people? Or is part of being a lolcow also being a total piece of shit as a human being? I think of the lolcows that I follow, like Phil, CWC, Lou Gagliardi, Shit-Lips Greer...they are all horrible people.
Like others have said by this point, being considered a lolcow requires a pretty strong streak of selfishness, egotism, total lack of self-awareness, and more than likely some form of persecution complex where they believe other people dislike them BECAUSE they hold themselves as the gold standard to normie plebs.
 
Are there any lolcows who are also more or less good people? Or is part of being a lolcow also being a total piece of shit as a human being? I think of the lolcows that I follow, like Phil, CWC, Lou Gagliardi, Shit-Lips Greer...they are all horrible people.
There’s Toren’s ex, Tim Whitbeck. He’s a troon, a coomer and a tard, but as far as I’m aware, not actually malicious or harmful.
 
Anyways, he was a total piece of shit and a horrible person, but he still had kind of a child-like innocence to him because of his mental illness. Especially the way he would obsess over women and how every hot chick he saw was going to marry him and have the sexy sex times with him.
He was also a convicted rapist.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Plum Smuggler
Lol that KingCobra End of the Apartment short was hilarious, good looking out. ADF thinks he's so bad ass all dressed up like a mall ninja. Does he live with a tard wrangler? Josh mentions it when he yells Aspen and he walks up
I don't think he lives with anyone. Last known adress was just Phil and the only known visitor was the "Rachel" the junkie.

Phil managed to get his info expunged from the voter info.
 
The video of him "running" up and pepper spray is so funny.
This fat fuck think he is so kewl.

Phil doesn't picture himself as "kewl" so much as he pictures himself an intimidating bad-ass. His preferred self-image is that of a scary revolutionary militant that is respected and feared by all. What everyone actually sees is Baby Huey bumblefucking his way down the street in a cheap SWAT costume, and usually they hear his heavy breathing long before they see his corpulent frame dressed like he's wearing trash bags.
 
Last edited:
That's why that countdown he gave her was another dead giveaway that it was him.
and it took him some time to maneuver around his fat and ill-fitting gear for find his spray.
Screenshot 2024-04-14 3.29.00 AM.png
His retarded derp eyes
Screenshot 2024-04-14 3.27.32 AM.png
and limp wristed spraying style.
lamar.PNGScreenshot 2024-04-14 3.27.49 AM.png
"Aspen" getting spanked by the tard wrangler.
Screenshot 2024-04-14 3.28.13 AM.png
 
and it took him some time to maneuver around his fat and ill-fitting gear for find his spray.
View attachment 5905154
His retarded derp eyes
View attachment 5905157
and limp wristed spraying style.
View attachment 5905164View attachment 5905156
"Aspen" getting spanked by the tard wrangler.
View attachment 5905155

Are his fucking pants splitting at the KNEES from how fat he is? It's certainly not from skateboarding. Lol at how fucking fat he is these days, God he must absolutely reek
 
Are his fucking pants splitting at the KNEES from how fat he is? It's certainly not from skateboarding. Lol at how fucking fat he is these days, God he must absolutely reek
I'd say the splits are supposed to be for "style" but they're in the wrong place. They're literally right above the knees, so it really does just look like fat stretching that's causing that.
 
I'd say the splits are supposed to be for "style" but they're in the wrong place. They're literally right above the knees, so it really does just look like fat stretching that's causing that.
He has derp knees and everyone can see that he’s retarded when they’re on show. I dare say everyone here is laughing at his tard joints.
 
The knee pads are bad but check out his tactical belt. It's supposed to be snug but he's so fat he's wearing it like a hula hoop.
View attachment 5906099

A duty belt like that is not only supposed to be snug, it's also supposed to be secured to the pants belt to prevent it from shifting position either with belt keepers (vertical straps that loop around both belts to keep them in place) or some newer designs have hook and loop/Velcro on the surfaces of each belt that touch each other. Duty belts usually have a lot of weight on them (holster and sidearm, magazines in a magazine carrier, handcuffs, pepper spray, flashlight, and much more) and it's important for that equipment to stay in the same place (especially the sidearm/holster and magazines/carrier) due to muscle memory built up from training. Of course, this is all assuming the person wearing all this gear is a professional like a cop, soldier, or security officer and not some LARPing fucktard with delusions of being a badass.

He's got to be close to 300 pounds

He's definitely fatter than he used to be. I'd say he's in the 275-300lb area, possibly more. Like in said earlier, he looks like Baby Huey in a shitty SWAT costume. All he's missing is the diaper (which could be out of view under all that LARP kit) and the bonnet.
 
A duty belt like that is not only supposed to be snug, it's also supposed to be secured to the pants belt to prevent it from shifting position either with belt keepers (vertical straps that loop around both belts to keep them in place) or some newer designs have hook and loop/Velcro on the surfaces of each belt that touch each other. Duty belts usually have a lot of weight on them (holster and sidearm, magazines in a magazine carrier, handcuffs, pepper spray, flashlight, and much more) and it's important for that equipment to stay in the same place (especially the sidearm/holster and magazines/carrier) due to muscle memory built up from training. Of course, this is all assuming the person wearing all this gear is a professional like a cop, soldier, or security officer and not some LARPing fucktard with delusions of being a badass.
I love this kinda shit. You'd think someone like Fatty would obsess over tacticool fags on insta, but instead he larps as some 90s riot cop.
 
I love this kinda shit. You'd think someone like Fatty would obsess over tacticool fags on insta, but instead he larps as some 90s riot cop.

Phil's ignorance on every topic he claims interest in has always been pretty funny. He literally has nothing but endless time on his hands that he could use to research the topics he claims he's interested in so he doesn't sound like an absolute mongoloid and look like a blithering fool, but of course he doesn't. He's the kind of person that would rather be lazy and blissfully ignorant rather than put even a little effort into making himself more knowledgeable.
 
Back