"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Josephine Knezevic]

Free Cheese Sandwiches

A real step back in time

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Remember, even in his autistic tard country, he was only some mid level bureaucrat.

It's the best he can aspire to namely being middle management.

 

[The Dude]

It's the best he can aspire to namely being middle management.

In the reality the best Phil could ever do would be an assistant turd sorter at the sewage treatment plant.

 

[Optimus Prime]

In the reality the best Phil could ever do would be an assistant turd sorter at the sewage treatment plant.

It really is kind of amazing that if Phil wasn't Phil, his autism over maps might actually have landed him some semi-cushy job with the geological service or something.

 

[AnOminous]

It really is kind of amazing that if Phil wasn't Phil, his autism over maps might actually have landed him some semi-cushy job with the geological service or something.

Probably not considering his idea of geography is to plop down a square island right off the coast of Canada. His maps are autistic but don't remotely resemble anything that could actually exist because he has a retard's understanding of everything.

 

[The Dude]

Probably not considering his idea of geography is to plop down a square island right off the coast of Canada. His maps are autistic but don't remotely resemble anything that could actually exist because he has a retard's understanding of everything.

Funny how Atlantis was a small continent in the middle of the Atlantic made of concentric rings, one inside the other, and Autismlandia is a small continent in the middle of the Atlantic vagely in the shape of a blocky blob (like Phil's head).

 

[obliviousbeard]

Autismlandia

Even funnier thing is that he put Jennifer Lopez in the lead of his imaginationland, and himself as the guy in charge of road signs. Even CWC was godking of his universe.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Probably not considering his idea of geography is to plop down a square island right off the coast of Canada. His maps are autistic but don't remotely resemble anything that could actually exist because he has a retard's understanding of everything.

I was referring to the one time he went into extreme Autism mode about some border line between Arizona and Mexico having been maybe ten miles north than where it should have been on some old maps.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

 

[Optimus Prime]

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Remind me, that's Torren, right?

Good riddance.

 

[moorhen]

Remind me, that's Torren, right?

Good riddance.

It sure is.

Phil’s ex “girlfriend”, who moved into his apartment, took over his bedroom and made Phil sleep on the couch for months while claiming he was the one in an abusive situation when all Phil wanted was to be handcuffed to the radiator once in a while.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

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I’m guessing it’s terminal anal rips or alcohol poisoning.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It sure is.

Phil’s ex “girlfriend”, who moved into his apartment, took over his bedroom and made Phil sleep on the couch for months while claiming he was the one in an abusive situation when all Phil wanted was to be handcuffed to the radiator once in a while.

I liked the time when Toren tried to fuck him and Phil claimed to be asexual. And then Toren complained about it on Twitter and people told him off.

Imagine being so pathetic that even Phil is out of your league.

Wait, you’re not supposed to be mean about the dead. What would be a more appropriate epitaph? Imagine being so pathetic that even Phil is out of your league, amen.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I liked the time when Toren tried to fuck him and Phil claimed to be asexual. And then Toren complained about it on Twitter and people told him off.

Imagine being so pathetic that even Phil is out of your league.

Wait, you’re not supposed to be mean about the dead. What would be a more appropriate epitaph? Imagine being so pathetic that even Phil is out of your league, amen.

And a-women.

 

[Baguette]

Nobody tell Phil because he'd probably use Toren's death as e-begging fuel so he can get an emotional support pizza and cheese block.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Nobody tell Phil because he'd probably use Toren's death as e-begging fuel so he can get an emotional support pizza and cheese block.

Or as an excuse to beg for more tacticool gear.

 

[Bassomatic]

Nobody tell Phil because he'd probably use Toren's death as e-begging fuel so he can get an emotional support pizza and cheese block.

Wait vodka goblin died?
Toren was such a a pile of shit I felt pity for spuds.

If this is true pressing S to spit on his grave.

 

[moorhen]

Nobody tell Phil because he'd probably use Toren's death as e-begging fuel so he can get an emotional support pizza and cheese block.

Peak Phil would’ve blamed us for straight up murdering the fat alcoholic and then begged for money to buy a gun for protection.

I miss the old days.

 

[Bassomatic]

Peak Phil would’ve blamed us for straight up murdering the fat alcoholic and then begged for money to buy a gun for protection.

I miss the old days.

Remember we were the only ones who tried helping Phil get rid of that leech? Phil was such an abused spouse potato he didn't want the help and just begged for pizza that toren fucking stole.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Whoa, the Vodka Ogre himself! I wonder if he 41%ed or just died of massive alcohol poisoning?

Was he actually trans or just an ally? I don't really remember. I wasn't following ADF too closely during his tenure in Phil's bedroom.