"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Drip Torch]

kek, Mobile Antifa Division in the wheel chair. What a sad shower of cunts.

"They see me rollin'. They hatin'"

 

[Judge Holden]

Warms my heart to see post spud board kiwis learning about Philthy Phil.

To give the whippersnappers some context, when Phil/ADF/Ahuviya/Whatever first came onto the scene and became noticed by the nascent cow watchers like old cwckiforums, in the days when he was engaging in what even now is obnoxious and revolting troon/leftist/race larp behaviour.

• Gay Marriage was still the best part of a decade from becoming legal
• Effectively the entirety of the democratic party leadership including the clintons and obungo were openly and proudly anti gay marriage
• Dont Ask Dont Tell was still the law
• Donald Trump was doing some on stage act with the WWE
• White guys saying nigger on TV was somewhat tolerated
• Masses of normies had not yet found their way onto the wider internet thanks to smart phones and social media and the big bang theory
• Doug Walker's semenal masterpiece Kickassia had yet to be filmed
• Jimmy Savile was still diddling kids

In all that time he has not fundamentally changed whatsoever. He cosplayed different shit which he turned into ever newer identities, but he never became more extreme or more revolting because he was already exactly this fucking extremely revolting.

Nigga is an honest to god fucking Coelacanth.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Given it's Portland, I assume every one of them jacked it at those locations.

Oh no this guy jacked it on a pizza

I'm dead

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Wow. ADF… that’s a name I haven’t thought about it a very long time. What an idiot.

I wonder who else is suddenly going to come out of the woodwork. I wonder what Marjan has been up to.

We've come a long way from an entire board dedicated to El Primero, but there are still plenty of oldfags who remember his antics. Hell, one of my first experiences with ADF was that picture he drew of a Naruto character shooting John McCain in the head. Simpler times, y'know?
What cracks me up is how everything that used to make Phil "weird" is still lolworthy, but in current year it's a lot more common than, say, in 2008. Dressing like an anime character? There's a con down the street. Face tattoos? Every bartender has those. Trooning out? So are a quarter of the guys you went to high school with. He even found other retards to dress up in riot gear with. For Portland, Phil is practically normal... And then something like this happens, and we're right back where we started, laughing at the weird commie troon. Some things never change.

 

[Judge Holden]

We've come a long way from an entire board dedicated to El Primero, but there are still plenty of oldfags who remember his antics. Hell, one of my first experiences with ADF was that picture he drew of a Naruto character shooting John McCain in the head. Simpler times, y'know?
What cracks me up is how everything that used to make Phil "weird" is still lolworthy, but in current year it's a lot more common than, say, in 2008. Dressing like an anime character? There's a con down the street. Face tattoos? Every bartender has those. Trooning out? So are a quarter of the guys you went to high school with. He even found other retards to dress up in riot gear with. For Portland, Phil is practically normal... And then something like this happens, and we're right back where we started, laughing at the weird commie troon. Some things never change.

And despite so much of the world being twisted in his rotund and rotting image, he is still a homeless fuckin nobody. Literally the only major difference in his life between back then and now is he went from East Coast to West Coast

 

[Punished Brent]

I thought this retard was into burning bibles?

 

[DragoonSierra]

This must chafe him the most

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I don't even know why he would complain. He's a troon, a leftist antifa member and he's autistic. Most likely if he doesn't get released he's only going to serve at most a few weeks to a month in jail considering the fact it's Portland.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Fat, unhygienic, and head to toe in heavy black clothes on a 90*F day. I don't know if any of you have had to wear a gas mask for an extended period of time, but god damn does it get hot.

Someone said, "Imagine the smell," but to do that, you really have to understand how this outfit has turned his body into the equivalent of a closed dumpster behind a kebob shop in Kuwait.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

I thought this retard was into burning bibles?

The faggot type of golem isn't programmed to attack the sand people type of golem. Qurans are off limits, Bibles and Christians are always fair game. The original sand people golems had more indiscriminate programming and will attack anything opportunistically. Being a faggot golem is an exceptionally pathetic existence, but that's how the golem makers programmed them to be.

 

[kcbbq]

We've come a long way from an entire board dedicated to El Primero, but there are still plenty of oldfags who remember his antics. Hell, one of my first experiences with ADF was that picture he drew of a Naruto character shooting John McCain in the head. Simpler times, y'know?
What cracks me up is how everything that used to make Phil "weird" is still lolworthy, but in current year it's a lot more common than, say, in 2008. Dressing like an anime character? There's a con down the street. Face tattoos? Every bartender has those. Trooning out? So are a quarter of the guys you went to high school with. He even found other retards to dress up in riot gear with. For Portland, Phil is practically normal... And then something like this happens, and we're right back where we started, laughing at the weird commie troon. Some things never change.

Not many of the non-OPL circus animals have made it this far. My favorite was Robert Wayne Stiles, who must have finally stopped with the bath salts because that star has faded away.

Phil was a close second.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Maaan. I helped rewrite the ADF history and chronicles OP on my lost account. ADF was my favorite cow back in the satanic tranny Portland days, cucked roomate apartment and Daughterbike. When I saw the featured, I really though he was dead.

Nope. The world is no better off yet.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Which one of his personalities did it?

 

[Fag Albert]

This one is a real shot in the arm. I kinda missed keeping up on Philthy and his antics

 

[Taser Confetti]

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This must chafe him the most

I hate to say this but the US feds and every state agency I'm aware of lists Hispanics, Pajeets and Arabs as White. Shit, filling out a 4473 requires Anglo-Saxons to select "Non-Hispanic White".

So no, he could be a beaner loitering outside of Home Depot and they'd still list him as white.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

Lol I thought this potato would have already died years ago from his infected axe wound.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There's a throwback. Australatina Sisters how could this happen? ;_;

 

[klarine]

That guy is as much of a latino as I am a nigerian prince

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

My god, he finally managed to get arrested? Daft idiot will be preening about his medal-worthy adventures for *years*. Well done, Phil! Took you long enough. How many years has he been waving cans of mace around - ten? Such a wild child fat sperg.

Of course, it was a woman he attacked. Too scared to take on a bloke.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Give it the chair!