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It's nice of him to keep track of the locations where he's assaulted people.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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DragoonSierra
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Wonder if we should make a map of that. Or a map of where all out lolcows have committed crimes
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Most of these are random, but Phil also marks down any location he's been "Sir'd" at, been given sideways looks or just had a natural reaction to someone who looks like him.
DragoonSierra
kiwifarms.net
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What does he do when hes marked that down? Does he avoid that place? I can just imagine him sitting in some military strategy room just looking at maps and plotting.
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That's the thing, some of these places are fast food establishments, general corner shops an alike, others are just completely made up. I know of one place he's been Sir'd at several times that he goes to regularly but tried to avoid a certain cashier.
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So now Phil has gone from thinking people who "oppress" him could be Kiwis to are Kiwis.
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Eh, We are a group that has a known public relationship with him. In the past he's used ED like he has used the farms the only reason he uses us now because we are currently a reasonably relevant website that talks about him critically and we are also denying him visibility.
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So, let's pretend for a moment that all these events actually happened and aren't just Phil's autistic GI Joe fantasies... what's the plan? Document where the attack happened, then what?
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Nah these are places where he saw people gave him stinkeye or pinched their noses.
DragoonSierra
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Were widely considered to be a hate site
The people with threads are considered "victims" who we "lie" about so people generally end up taking their side.
Even when the Phil thread was visible along with other threads on other sites he still found suckers to take him in.
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He likes to point at us and say there is my enemy, we are denying him that he also craves the attention by stopping him from seeing it is driving him nuts.
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We have the "Do Not Help Phil" thread out in the open, so anyone who comes across him can find out what he's really like.
As @Ravenor pointed out, it's funnier this way. Phil wants to be attacked. He wants to be hated and victimised, because in the absence of love and admiration, it makes him feel important. Now the dialogue is one-sided and he can't stand not being able to respond directly. When Nina was arrested, Phil went nuts posting to Greta about us, because he could see us talking about his comments.
There's also the :autism: factor. Phil gets freaked out by stuff that's out of his control, hence his hilarious paranoid fantasies. Crazy Phil is funnier than Smug Phil.
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Phil has the incredible ability to alienate people on his own. With all his sperging about us and, contrary to popular belief, our accepting nature, we quickly find sources anyway.
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The best part (IMO) is that he didn't even realise it at first. I remember when the sub first went private, he started making demands of us like it was a victory for him.
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I was wondering what Phil's bathroom looked like these days. It's cleaner than I imagined it'd be at this point though.
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I get the distinct feeling that someone didn't write this status. Maybe it's the full sentences, or the fact that there's more than two in a row without begging for money. Can't quite put my finger on it.
And a quick check in with what seems to be his new country obsession. Does Autismlatina have competition?
And a quick check in with what seems to be his new country obsession. Does Autismlatina have competition?
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I love it. Of all the things to think about in his new fictional country, he decides the bollards are the most exciting thing.
(pretty sure those things would fall over quite easily, that's not much foundation there)
(also, pretty pathetic that he needs help with something weighing 45kg)
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His childish, autistic drawings are, of course, bullshit.
That's the kind of shit you use for bollards, which are generally used these days around buildings to prevent the kind of shit that happened in Oklahoma City, or a plain old ramming attack a la Beirut.