"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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I still don't get the mental gymnastics required to change "I was being a bullying little shit to kids who were smaller than me, so my dad rightfully spanked my ass raw" to "My dad was worried I'd become a fruity little fagboi, so he had gay buttsecks with me as a child to keep me straight". I just can't feature it. I mean, forget the fact that it all spawned from Phil getting a well-deserved whuppin' for bullying little kids. Just focus on the Daddy Rape Day story all on its own. It makes absolutely no fucking sense. Why would any heterosexual father engage in anal sex with his male child because the father was concerned the boy would be gay if he didn't? That's just retarded reasoning and requires Herculean efforts in suspension of disbelief.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
And now his thread’s been moved to Stinkditch with the more active cows, it’ll probably end up getting buried. How funny!
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Shit I remember back when slingblade was living with fat fuck. Every God damn day was, "WAHHHH kiwi farms is threatening a home invasion. *Takes a picture of his retard boots, bullet proof vest, nightstick, Mace, knife, and that bicycle*, what they don't know is that I'm always ready to defend the place where myself and my bald ass dead weight pos live. So come get me."
 
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The Dude said:
Why would any heterosexual father engage in anal sex with his male child because the father was concerned the boy would be gay if he didn't? That's just retarded reasoning and requires Herculean efforts in suspension of disbelief.
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It's because Taters is an idiot who has heard of things like "corrective rape" where a lesbian is forcibly raped by a group of men until she learns to like dick. So that means in his mind it's a form of reverse corrective rape where Daddy raped him to make him hate dick.

But then we know he lies and lies often. Like saying how he tore an iPhone out of a Kiwi agent's hands, ripped out the SIM card and threw the phone into the sewer when iPhones are designed to be sealed. Or when he says Mommy picked him up with her new boyfriend and they talked about Daddy Rape Day which sounded like a really bad sitcom when he was nowhere near her and hadn't seen her since he punched her.

Taters likes to lie to make himself seem like the victim.
 
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New artwork on Phil Instagram PFP.
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AnOminous said:
I know it's bullshit, but I prefer the version where Angelo went balls-deep in Phil's butthole in front of a huge crowd.
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I imagine it as looking something like a Beano comic strip, with Phil howling in a comical fashion.
nvrwastetree said:
Shit I remember back when slingblade was living with fat fuck. Every God damn day was, "WAHHHH kiwi farms is threatening a home invasion. *Takes a picture of his retard boots, bullet proof vest, nightstick, Mace, knife, and that bicycle*, what they don't know is that I'm always ready to defend the place where myself and my bald ass dead weight pos live. So come get me."
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I liked the way he’d come up with justifications for getting cucked out of everything he owned, like claiming that he’d built a barracks so he didn’t need his bedroom, or that Jon stealing his food was fine because “civilians eat first.”
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I liked the way he’d come up with justifications for getting cucked out of everything he owned, like claiming that he’d built a barracks so he didn’t need his bedroom,
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well, it paid off though, Phil was able to billet elite special-needs forces that in 2025 expunged kiwifarmers from Portland in a sweeping 48hr police action securing a decisive victory for TardBloc
 
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