"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Un-Clit]

I don't think Phil is obsessed with Vegas, I think he just wants to go so he can eat a burger larger than some cats. He's obviously a glutton so the appeal of eating a massive slab of meat, cheese, bread, and all the fixins is strong with him.

Spudhead dosen't even realize he could make himself his own disgusto-burger with $10-$12 worth of half-decent ingredients that would look and taste a million times better then something rolled out of a Vegas casino's steam-tray quality kitchens.

Or is Phil the kind of guy who never cooks and only eats microwave shit and blocks of cheese when not eating out?

 

[Mogambo]

I don't think Phil is obsessed with Vegas

Okay, obsessed was probably too strong of a word, but I am likely overanalyzing this. It's just most of his interests are very narrow and either go back to identity politics or his autism. Or both. Bicycles, mall ninja shit, Kylo Ren, tattoos, J. Lo, bad Spanish, Judaism, shitty 90s post-punk bands, Portland, Sasuke, guns, veganism, Communism, LGBTQ shit, BDSM shit... It all goes back to a certain image or wanting to be cool. It just sort of surprises me when he comes out of left field with something new. Of course he does like to stuff his face so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Or is Phil the kind of guy who never cooks and only eats microwave shit and blocks of cheese when not eating out?

He thinks Taco Bell counts as authentic Mexican cuisine.

 

[The Dude]

He thinks Taco Bell counts as authentic Mexican cuisine.

Phil thinks Puerto Ricans are the same thing as Mexicans.

 

[The Un-Clit]

He thinks Taco Bell counts as authentic Mexican cuisine.

Then he might as well load Xochi into his head-cage and hop the Big Grey Dog for Vegas to get him his shitburger. He wouldn't know decent quality ingredients if he fell over them. Even big fans of Taco Hell know it's about as Mexican as the Frito Bandito is.

I swear every time I think of something the average human can do without too much difficulty, Phil disappoints.

 

[James Howlett]

I swear every time I think of something the average human can do without too much difficulty, Phil disappoints.

Phil is not average, he's exceptional.

 

[Mogambo]

Phil thinks Puerto Ricans are the same thing as Mexicans.

Well to be fair, Phil is just another racist white boy from the suburbs, so yeah he thinks everything south of the border is "the same." He'd fit right in with the proud boys.

 

[MY 405]

Well to be fair, Phil is just another racist white boy from the suburbs, so yeah he thinks everything south of the border is "the same." He'd fit right in with the proud boys.

He probably thinks ‘South Of The Border’ is only that crazy, crap-filled fireworks store in South Carolina.

 

[Xanax]

Well to be fair, Phil is just another racist white boy from the suburbs, so yeah he thinks everything south of the border is "the same." He'd fit right in with the proud boys.

Phil would turn up at his first Proud Boys demonstration in full airsoft military gear, bounce and squeak for a while, get his head rightfully smashed in by some lad in work boots and a black polo, waddle home and lament that an undercover Kiwi Farms operative assaulted him, and then get "SOLIDARIDAD DE NIÑOS ORGULLOSOS" tattooed across his stomach.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I don't think Phil is obsessed with Vegas, I think he just wants to go so he can eat a burger larger than some cats. He's obviously a glutton so the appeal of eating a massive slab of meat, cheese, bread, and all the fixins is strong with him.

But lest we forget, Phil is a delicate vegan. He doesn't eat meat....right. if Phil came to Vegas, the best place for his smelly ass to go would be to the Heart Attack Grill and order the greasy cheese smothered quadruple bypass burger.

 

[Positron]

(Huffing Glue Post clickbait for reference. CW: they don't have the decency to pixelate like I did.)

 

[Dattechpriest]

So he’s giving up on the weight loss lie in favor of the healthy at any weight lie. Sounds fun.

 

[DragoonSierra]

So he’s giving up on the weight loss lie in favor of the healthy at any weight lie. Sounds fun.

Just means he wont be able to run from the massive beatdown his ANTIFA friends will eventually bring down on him

 

[The Dude]

LOL, Phil is going with Fat Pride now? Edgy.

 

[Adamska]

This time he's four years late to this trend. GG Phil, really goes to show how uncool you really are with your chosen fads.

 

[Coldgrip]

This time he's four years late to this trend. GG Phil, really goes to show how uncool you really are with your chosen fads.

I'm hoping the next trend he tries is hammer pants.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I'm hoping the next trend he tries is hammer pants.

Or when idiots were getting back into vanilla ice when he announced he was making a new CD. Phil is always late to the trending party, and when I say late, I mean 5-10 years late.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If he gets much fatter, Antifa will be able to use him as a barricade.

 

[muh_moobs]

That's because most (if not all) of these SJW troons are Autistic themselves.

"It would be like a window to hell"

 

[Mogambo]

Or when idiots were getting back into vanilla ice when he announced he was making a new CD. Phil is always late to the trending party, and when I say late, I mean 5-10 years late.

Maybe Phil will get into those spirit hoodie things that were popular a while back. I'd love to see him waddling around in bondage gear and autistic scribbles bouncing and squeaking while wearing fake fox ears and a tail. Hell it wouldn't even be all that unusual by Portland standards. Except for the smell maybe. He really smells. Or so I've been told.