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Plot twist: Phil has been "alt-right" all along?
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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I can hear the angry tard noises from here and let's be honest, Phil would be a lightweight with alcohol despite being a fat piece of shit.
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I guess Phil finally forgot what happened last time he acted like a sped at a rally. Occupy Portland face punch 2.0 when?
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He's an in the closet nazi fetishist and grew up as a Republican, so yeah.
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I spotted a user who goes by Crime Minister of Antifa in the comment section of a TeamGamerFood video,
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Didn't ADF used to go by that nickname on Twitter; is it possible that this could be ADF's YouTube account, or is it just a coincidence?
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Didn't ADF used to go by that nickname on Twitter; is it possible that this could be ADF's YouTube account, or is it just a coincidence?
Crime Minister of Antifa
(///)(A) Insurrectionary Anarchist who runs Portland with a black hoodie and a balaclava 🏴✊🏼 161 💥🔫 1312
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It's hard to take someone's angry face seriously when their head is wider than it is tall (and the eyes are going in different directions). Also, zip ties don't generally strike fear into the heart of anyone.
I see Phil has been reading here again and answered our call for a new tard scribble for the kiwi farms fridge. We'll stick it up with the Donald Trump fridge magnet, don't you worry, Phil.
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I love it. Phil attempts to look scary while his misshapen fat head renders him unable to wear a balaclava correctly. While holding zip ties that he won’t physically be able to use on anyone, because he’s too fat and uncoordinated to overpower anyone.
His fantasies of being a cop always make me chuckle. Anyone remember when he decided he was in charge of security at the Red and Black Café and started interrogating patrons?
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The only reason he has cuffs and zip ties is because he wants to get tiep up himself. He would just randomly let the cuffs drop if a proud boy came up to him in the hopes of a little roleplay.
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It's hilarious. The harder he tries to look menacing and angry, the more he just emphasizes his derped out tard eyes dumbly staring in different directions, and like he's taking a shit in his pants.
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These look like Greta Thunberg's eyes. May be there a connection?
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These look like Greta Thunberg's eyes. May be there a connection?
Incidentally, if you physically restrain something with physical restraint devices without legal authority, that can constitute a crime as serious as kidnapping if you move them so much as in inch or put them in danger. You can literally get life for doing shit like that.
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This is something I wonder with his police interrogation roleplay. Where’s it supposed to lead? Taking them to the Antifa Police Station? Putting them in Antifa Prison? Yet again, he seems to expect real people to play along with his tard games.
In reality, if he got a Proud Boy in his Antifa barracks, it would just end with Phil getting his stuff stolen and crying over the torn-off head of Mr Reindeer.
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He may have finally found the right group of tards to go out in public and tard out with. Although it is usually when Phil starts to feel comfortable that he fucks up with some group, by thinking he can pull rank on someone higher on the totem pole that is, unaware that he's just a tard they barely tolerate.
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Remember the "RESET THE CLOCK" thing?
(There used to be a counter in the ADF forum on how many days it has been since Phil threatened suicide. I think there was one counting how many days since he last lied about his weight too.)
(There used to be a counter in the ADF forum on how many days it has been since Phil threatened suicide. I think there was one counting how many days since he last lied about his weight too.)
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It's been [0] days since Phil suicide baited/lied about his weight
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Where is the nostalgia rating?
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I want Phil to try and restrain someone. Proud Boy, woman, a child...doesn't matter.
End result will be him getting curbstomped into jelly.
End result will be him getting curbstomped into jelly.
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the old Safariland Flex-Cuf is incredibly obsolete (1990's tech, it was used in Kosovo for crying out loud) because the vertical reinforcement bar can be easily broken with a twisting motion, then the two structural bars can twist the opposite direction to force open the tab that hold the single locking lug in position. it's why the S&W Model 100 handcuff is still used (the model 100-1 and 300 are the most useful imho) over flex cuffs despite flex cuffs being cheap and reasonably effective.
they are extremely useful for riots and temporary restraints for searching/processing because they can be cut and disposed of quickly and are super cheap. they aren't meant for any sort of actual restraint past a few hours at most, and newer, better designs are out there (from Safariland themselves even).
in some jurisdictions, walking around with them in a knapsack can be considered burglary tools, or if actually used, can easily land someone a felony false imprisonment charge.
they are extremely useful for riots and temporary restraints for searching/processing because they can be cut and disposed of quickly and are super cheap. they aren't meant for any sort of actual restraint past a few hours at most, and newer, better designs are out there (from Safariland themselves even).
in some jurisdictions, walking around with them in a knapsack can be considered burglary tools, or if actually used, can easily land someone a felony false imprisonment charge.
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What was the story of that red and black cafe and Phil working there again?
I remember something about the owner not admitting police, even in some emergency.
could work
I remember something about the owner not admitting police, even in some emergency.
could work
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I spotted a user who goes by Crime Minister of Antifa in the comment section of a TeamGamerFood video,
View attachment 1054535TeamGamerFood – Mahum Bi Ummati Ahmadin
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Didn't ADF used to go by that nickname on Twitter; is it possible that this could be ADF's YouTube account, or is it just a coincidence?
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Crime Minister of Antifa
(///)(A) Insurrectionary Anarchist who runs Portland with a black hoodie and a balaclava 🏴✊🏼 161 💥🔫 1312
That's for sure our boy.
Just imagine Phil sitting at home listening to his gangster rap playlist, ruminating on how much of a badass insurrectionist he is while his balaclava slowly fills up with his retard drool and forehead sweat.