"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Pepito said:
Those zip ties were already closed, Phil... They're useless.
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eh, they're large enough to slip over some hands. it's common to link them on a d-ring on your kevlar with them already partially closed and then tighten as needed. i'm more interested that it kinda seems he's wearing two balaclavas (?): one with a single eye/nose port, and then some sort of mask or handkerchief for the mouth.

when you wearing a neck gaiter or balaclava it's either for warmth or for protection (nomex flame retardant stuff). doubling up on it can interfere with breathing and make strenuous movement difficult because the air is harder to breathe in through multiple layers (and you can get infections with warm, moist air constantly being breathed in over time if it's not kept very clean).
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
Phil said he was "security" but really was hogging the free computer with internet access and then claimed he got raped/sexually assaulted when they told him to gtfo.
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He wasn't security, he was just a homeless tard they were letting sleep out front and some hobo mistook him for a pile of garbage and pissed on him.
 
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I think it's fucking hilarious that I didn't even notice his subforum got removed and now he just has a thread.

I was thinking about it recently, was he ever a juggalo? I feel like he could've done okay with those weirdos if he had been introduced to them before he learned what anime was
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
- Calls himself “Crime Minister,” does not commit crimes.
- Doesn’t attend protests.
- Is pathetically desperate for attention from Kiwi Farms.
- Doesn’t present as female, has misgendered self.
- Had subforum, was too boring to keep it.
- Could not convince forum of autists that he’d had GRS, even with photographic evidence.
- Has achieved nothing since High School.
- Desperately trying to wring notoriety from decade-old events.
- Has to invent minority status due to being privileged white Italian.
- Beats women.

- Has committed several crimes, often on camera.
- Is the subject of protests.
- Tried to get Kiwi Farms taken down, went after several Kiwis in person.
- Wears flamboyant feminine attire, even enemies respect his pronouns.
- Gained subforum after antics could not be contained in one thread.
- Got a court to respect his claims of hermaphroditism.
- Business owner
- New horrors constantly emerging.
- Jewish.
- Beats men.
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I don't know why I waited so long to do this. It's not like it required any real effort.

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Club Sandwich said:
when you wearing a neck gaiter or balaclava it's either for warmth or for protection (nomex flame retardant stuff). doubling up on it can interfere with breathing and make strenuous movement difficult because the air is harder to breathe in through multiple layers (and you can get infections with warm, moist air constantly being breathed in over time if it's not kept very clean).
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Oh, how I would love if Phil's "black bloc" LARPing earned him an infection from his own mouthbreathing.
 
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