"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Phil why are you still wearing the antifaggot pin?
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You know, sometimes I think it would be great to see Communism established in the US, just so that we can all point and laugh at Phil crying, screaming, and begging when he's dragged off to either a forced labor camp, a gulag in some frozen waste land, or just lined up against the wall in front of a firing squad. But then I remember back to my childhood and the end of the Cold War when all those Communist regimes came crashing down, hearing all the horror stories come out about just how awful it was to live under Communist oppression, and then I think "Nah. I'm good, fam." Even seeing Phil's delusions come crashing down around him as his Monkey's Paw wish for Communism came true isn't worth actually having to experience a Communist dictatorship.
 
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The Dude said:
You know, sometimes I think it would be great to see Communism established in the US, just so that we can all point and laugh at Phil crying, screaming, and begging when he's dragged off to either a forced labor camp, a gulag in some frozen waste land, or just lined up against the wall in front of a firing squad. But then I remember back to my childhood and the end of the Cold War when all those Communist regimes came crashing down, hearing all the horror stories come out about just how awful it was to live under Communist oppression, and then I think "Nah. I'm good, fam." Even seeing Phil's delusions come crashing down around him as his Monkey's Paw wish for Communism came true isn't worth actually having to experience a Communist dictatorship.
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What always makes me happy is the thought that if, God forbid, the communists take over in the UK and I get sent to a gulag, I'll be joined by Phil and his ilk. The revolution, after all, has no need for bourgeois whites who sit around on Twitter all day.
 
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The Dude said:
You know, sometimes I think it would be great to see Communism established in the US, just so that we can all point and laugh at Phil crying, screaming, and begging when he's dragged off to either a forced labor camp, a gulag in some frozen waste land, or just lined up against the wall in front of a firing squad. But then I remember back to my childhood and the end of the Cold War when all those Communist regimes came crashing down, hearing all the horror stories come out about just how awful it was to live under Communist oppression, and then I think "Nah. I'm good, fam." Even seeing Phil's delusions come crashing down around him as his Monkey's Paw wish for Communism came true isn't worth actually having to experience a Communist dictatorship.
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It's because Phil isn't smart enough to understand what Communism is all about. Just like he's not smart enough to figure out his identity. Although in that sense I'm thinking he's trying to reinvent himself and thinks he needs to find the right combination of things to be to be "happy". And once he finds them everything is be golden for him.

Problem is the main issue is Mr. Potatohead is an idiot and will always be an idiot.
 
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The Dude said:
You know, sometimes I think it would be great to see Communism established in the US, just so that we can all point and laugh at Phil crying, screaming, and begging when he's dragged off to either a forced labor camp, a gulag in some frozen waste land, or just lined up against the wall in front of a firing squad.
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They wouldn't even waste a bullet on him. They'd just make him dig his own grave, then when he couldn't, take the shovel from him and beat him to death with it.
 
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The Dude said:
You know, sometimes I think it would be great to see Communism established in the US, just so that we can all point and laugh at Phil crying, screaming, and begging when he's dragged off to either a forced labor camp, a gulag in some frozen waste land, or just lined up against the wall in front of a firing squad. But then I remember back to my childhood and the end of the Cold War when all those Communist regimes came crashing down, hearing all the horror stories come out about just how awful it was to live under Communist oppression, and then I think "Nah. I'm good, fam." Even seeing Phil's delusions come crashing down around him as his Monkey's Paw wish for Communism came true isn't worth actually having to experience a Communist dictatorship.
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If it ends up like the Soviet Union after Stalin, Phil would still get some monthly allowance but he'd be relocated to a small, dark apartment on the 20th floor of a grey suburban nightmare, far away from the city. Public transport would be free but of little use if there is no shopping or demonstrating to do. He'd get a limited supply of subquality groceries from the local supermarket and have to wait in line for a new pair of shoes (if he ever takes them off anyway). Any inclination to vent his thoughts on the government on social media would be met by an instructional visit to the Lubyanka.

If it ends up like any of the communist countries currently surviving, the outcome would be slightly different but likely involve more displacements of the bones in his body by the secret police.
 
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Old Fart said:
Any inclination to vent his thoughts on the government on social media would be met by an instructional visit to the Lubyanka.
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Phil seems like the sort of guy who would sit in the gulags praising the Party until his last breath, because he was convinced that the Party was good and that only some members of it were rotten.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Phil seems like the sort of guy who would sit in the gulags praising the Party until his last breath, because he was convinced that the Party was good and that only some members of it were rotten.
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No, I think he'd go full fash the instant his gibs were interrupted in any way. He only cares about himself, the fat fuck.
 
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AnOminous said:
They wouldn't even waste a bullet on him. They'd just make him dig his own grave, then when he couldn't, take the shovel from him and beat him to death with it.
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I still say if he was around during the time of Stalin he'd have been one of the poor unfortunates to get shipped off to the gulag on Nazinsky Island. To those who don't know it was nicknamed "Cannibal Island" because the people were given almost nothing to survive. No shelter, no warm clothes just a bit of flour as food and nothing else. It got so bad that roving gangs would slaughter and eat whomever they found.

Phil would like to think that due to his larping as an Antifa Supersoldier he'd be one of the ones on top when in reality he would have been one of the first to be eaten.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Phil would like to think that due to his larping as an Antifa Supersoldier he'd be one of the ones on top when in reality he would have been one of the first to be eaten.
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They could even have put an apple in his mouth if they had one and pretend he was a pig, which wouldn't be too far off.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Phil would like to think that due to his larping as an Antifa Supersoldier he'd be one of the ones on top when in reality he would have been one of the first to be eaten.
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At times like this I get the urge to post one of my favourite memes:
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