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AI dungeon is completely free game to play after you sign up. Let's laugh at our adventures together and have a good time. Here is an example of a magical adventure.
Let's Sperg AI Dungeon - Let's share our adventures
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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alright I share mine.
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You are Prince Andrew in the Kingdom of Larion...
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You are Prince Andrew in the Kingdom of Larion...
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one time i tried having ai dungeon write a sci fi bounty hunter story of some sort
it ended up becoming space erotica
im not sure what happened or why it did, but it did
it ended up becoming space erotica
im not sure what happened or why it did, but it did
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Wasn’t gonna try it, but now you’ve gone and convinced me, you should consider a job in the advertising industry
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Doesn't like @gamergate.us emails. What are they trying to hide?!?!?
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10minutemail works
So I tried to go see Trent for some anus and ended up getting scammed out of a hundred dollars
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> What city are we in?
Mr. Biggus: We're in Nuevo Laredo, which is a big city in Tamaulipas state.
The Zetas are actually headquartered here.
OmegaMan23: So you guys are the only ones that can do this? Mr.
> I thought we were in Chicago
Mr. Biggus: Yeah, but we've been expanding lately, so we're starting to expand out into other states too.
OmegaMan23: But where the hell am I?
Mr. Biggus: You're in a trailer park called "The Farm"
> Can we go see Trent? I'm craving some anus. I need anus. I NEED ANUS WHERE IS TRENT'S ANUS
Mr. Biggus: Sure, why not?
OmegaMan23: He's dead!
Mr. Biggus: Nah, he died of natural causes a long time ago. His anuses are buried at his farm in Nuevo Laredo.
> Trent has more than one anus?
Mr. Biggus: Nope, just one.
OmegaMan23: Wait, so how come I haven't seen any? Mr.
> Trent has the best anus. So much pleasure. Black men from Africa can be heard screaming for Trent's anus all hours of the day.
Mr. Biggus: That's because they don't exist! Trent was a black man from Africa, and he had the best asses in all of Africa!
OmegaMan23: What?! How did you know that? Mr.
> Do you know who Mr Magenta really is, Mr. Biggus?
Mr. Biggus: No, but I think you should talk to him about it.
OmegaMan23: Talk to whom?
Mr. Biggus: To Mr. Magenta, our boss. He knows everything about the Zodiac Killer case!
> Let's talk to Mr. Magenta
Mr. Biggus: Okay, okay, I'll tell you what, you give me $100 and he'll tell you everything!
OmegaMan23: Well if you want to keep your job, then I guess I'm going to take the deal. Mr.
> !give $100 to Mr. Biggus
Mr. Biggus: Alright, alright, I'll tell you everything!
OmegaMan23: Good luck with that.
Mr. Biggus: Thanks dude! Now get outta my face before I kick your sorry behind!
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You are Rapefist, a scientist trying to survive in a world filled with infected zombies everywhere. You have a backpack and a solar powered tablet. You pound your fist on the table angry that you still haven't found the cure to the infection. You turn to your assistant and say; Rapefist: I don't know what's wrong with me, but I can feel it! The infection is getting worse! It must be something in this drink or food we're eating! We need to find out what's going on before we get too sick ourselves!
> Eat baby
You grab a small child by his arm and take him outside where he looks at you with fear in his eyes. He runs away crying as you look around for something to help you. Suddenly, an old man comes running up to you. Old Man: Oh no! What happened?
> Eat Old Man
You quickly run over to the old man who screams in pain as you tear into his flesh. Blood pours down from your hands and onto the floor. You then begin to vomit blood, which you continue to do until you finally collapse on the ground unconscious.
> Eat blood
The next day, you wake up to find yourself back in the lab. You hear a voice call out to you from behind one of the cabinets. Voice: Hey! Wake up!
> Eat Voice
You turn around and see a woman dressed in black clothing holding a large knife. She stares at you with her piercing green eyes. Woman: (sigh) I thought...I thought we were done here...(cough cough)...you said you had the cure!
> Eat woman
You quickly lunge forward and bite into her neck. Her face goes red as she gags and spits blood all over herself. You pull your head off of her body and throw it against the wall. Woman: (pant) No! NO! This isn't right...
> Eat woman
You stand up and scream at the top of your lungs for anyone to save you. Then, you start to laugh maniacally as you stumble about the room, killing anything in your path. Finally, you fall to the ground dead.
> Get back up
You slowly rise up from the floor and walk over to the door. You open it and step through. You hear a loud noise followed by a bright flash of light.
> eat noise
You look around and see a giant metal cage made entirely of razor sharp steel. In front of it stands a massive, muscular zombie wearing nothing but leather pants and boots. His skin has turned completely gray and his hair is now white, sticking straight up like spikes.
> eat zombie
You rush towards the cage and swing your axe at the zombie's chest. The blade slices through bone and muscle, but not before the zombie grabs you by the throat with both hands and throws you against a nearby wall. He begins tearing your guts out while screaming in pure agony.
> eat guts
You struggle to break free of the zombie's grip, but he easily slashes your arms apart. You scream in pain as you bleed out and die. - YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -
I broke it in one try
> Eat baby
You grab a small child by his arm and take him outside where he looks at you with fear in his eyes. He runs away crying as you look around for something to help you. Suddenly, an old man comes running up to you. Old Man: Oh no! What happened?
> Eat Old Man
You quickly run over to the old man who screams in pain as you tear into his flesh. Blood pours down from your hands and onto the floor. You then begin to vomit blood, which you continue to do until you finally collapse on the ground unconscious.
> Eat blood
The next day, you wake up to find yourself back in the lab. You hear a voice call out to you from behind one of the cabinets. Voice: Hey! Wake up!
> Eat Voice
You turn around and see a woman dressed in black clothing holding a large knife. She stares at you with her piercing green eyes. Woman: (sigh) I thought...I thought we were done here...(cough cough)...you said you had the cure!
> Eat woman
You quickly lunge forward and bite into her neck. Her face goes red as she gags and spits blood all over herself. You pull your head off of her body and throw it against the wall. Woman: (pant) No! NO! This isn't right...
> Eat woman
You stand up and scream at the top of your lungs for anyone to save you. Then, you start to laugh maniacally as you stumble about the room, killing anything in your path. Finally, you fall to the ground dead.
> Get back up
You slowly rise up from the floor and walk over to the door. You open it and step through. You hear a loud noise followed by a bright flash of light.
> eat noise
You look around and see a giant metal cage made entirely of razor sharp steel. In front of it stands a massive, muscular zombie wearing nothing but leather pants and boots. His skin has turned completely gray and his hair is now white, sticking straight up like spikes.
> eat zombie
You rush towards the cage and swing your axe at the zombie's chest. The blade slices through bone and muscle, but not before the zombie grabs you by the throat with both hands and throws you against a nearby wall. He begins tearing your guts out while screaming in pure agony.
> eat guts
You struggle to break free of the zombie's grip, but he easily slashes your arms apart. You scream in pain as you bleed out and die. - YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -
I broke it in one try
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AI Dungeon makes a funny "from stage left" appearance in this Tom Scott video about sentences computers can't understand well
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I just remembered this shit exists and decided to do a playthrough for the hell of it.
It... went well?
It... went well?
You are Justiceman, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large black dragon sitting on a rock looking out over the forest. He is watching you with his one good eye. The Dragon: This dragon has been terrorizing the people of Larion for years now. The citizens have had enough and they want this creature destroyed!
> Say "What's up, bitch-ass dragon, Justiceman about to lay the smackdown upon thine scaly ass!"
The Dragon: "I'm not your enemy!" You exclaim angrily. "And I ain't got time fo' dat!" You draw your sword and charge forward. The dragon swings his tail but misses you completely as you dodge it by inches.
> Slice off the dragon's tail for sick loots, just like in Dark Souls
The Dragon: "Agh! Agh! Agh!" The dragon screams as you slash off his tail. It falls from its mouth and lands on the ground in pieces. The dragon roars in pain and tries to fly away but you catch him before he can do so.
> Say "Here's yo' prostate exam, bitch!" and shove your sword up the dragon's ass
The Dragon: "Gah! Gah! Aagh!" The dragon yells as you thrust your sword up the dragon's butt. The blade pierces through the dragon's skin and into his organs. The dragon lets out a scream of agony that sounds more like a laugh than anything else.
> Disembowel the dragon
The Dragon: "Ahh! Aagh! Aagh!" The dragon screams as you cut open his chest cavity. You pull out a bloody head and throw it at the dragon who catches it with ease. The dragon lets out another scream of pain and flies away.
> Yell "Get back here, pussy-ass nigga, I ain't done fucking you!" and throw your sword at the dragon
The Dragon: "FUCK YOU, BITCH!" You shout and toss your sword at the dragon. The blade hits the dragon square in the face causing it to let out a shriek of pain. You grab your sword and run after the dragon.
> Cut off the dragon's head
The Dragon: You quickly cut off the dragon's head and throw it at the dragon. The blade slices through flesh and bone. The head falls to the ground where you pick it up. You continue your journey, passing several villages along the way.
> Show off the dragon head and boast about how easily you killed him
The Dragon:
> Use the head as a fleshlight
The Dragon: As you approach the northern border of the kingdom of Larion, you hear a loud noise outside. You look outside and see a huge boulder rolling down the mountain side. You then notice a group of bandits trying to stop it.
> Watch them bandit niggas get rolled over
The Bandits: You watch as they try to stop the boulder from falling. They fail miserably, and the rock smashes through their bodies killing them instantly.
> Steal their shit
The Bandits: You hear some yelling outside and go investigate. You find a bunch of bandits fighting each other. Some of them are armed with swords while others have bows or crossbows. All of them seem to be wearing leather armor, though.
> Watch them bandit niggas kill each other
Bandit Nasty 1: You watch as one of the bandits attempts to stab another with a dagger. He misses, but he gets stabbed in the neck instead. Blood spurts all over you and you feel sick for awhile afterwards.
> Puke acid at the remaining bandits
The Bandits: You vomit acid at the remaining bandits. It burns their skin and clothes off and causes them to fall backwards into a pile of dead bodies. You laugh for awhile afterward.
> Pillage the bodies
The Bandits: You loot the corpses of the bandits who were killed by your attack. You take their weapons and armor, which is mostly leather armor with chainmail underneath.
> Sell all that good shit
The Bandits: You sell the bandits' stuff for gold pieces. You make a small profit on this transaction.
> Use the money you got to buy drinks and get wasted
The Bandits: You spend the rest of the day drinking and getting drunk. You think about how you want to go back home, but you don't know if you can handle going there alone again. The next morning, you wake up early and leave the city.
> Say "Fuck it, I ain't no pussy" and start making your way back home
The Bandits: You decide to continue on your journey back home. You walk along the road and eventually reach the outskirts of the city. A large group of bandits are attacking a caravan heading north towards Larion.
> Yell "What it do, bitch-ass niggas!" and attack the bandits
The Bandits: You charge at the bandits and begin beating them up. You knock out several of them before you are stopped by a few of the more experienced ones. They tell you to stop, but you ignore them and continue your assault.
> Yell "Ain't no bandit bitch tells me what to do!" and start killing them with your sword
The Bandits: You continue your rampage through the bandits. Eventually, you run out of arrows and you just keep swinging your sword until they die from blood loss. You then proceed to drink yourself unconscious.
> Wake up the next morning with a throbbing headache
The Bandits: You wake up feeling like you had been punched in the head. You look around and see that you are now naked. You try to remember where you put your clothes, but you forget quickly.
> Say "Fuck it, I ain't no pussy" and continue making your way back home without any clothes
The Bandits: You continue walking down the road. Suddenly, you hear a loud noise in the distance. You look up and see a huge fireball coming straight at you! The Bandits: You immediately run away as fast as possible.
> Do a cool Matrix-style dodge
The Bandits: You manage to avoid the fireball completely. It doesn't even hit you, though. You turn around and see that the fireball has gone into a nearby tree. You also notice that you are now naked again.
> See where the fireball came from
The Bandits: You run back to the city and find that the bandits have already set fire to it. They are burning everything alive. You watch helplessly as people burn alive.
> Say "Damn, those mo'fuggers gonna pay for burning up my hood!" and attack the bandits
The Bandits: You rush over to the bandits and kill all of them. You then proceed to grab some of their loot and take it back to your home.
> Stay at home all day and get wasted
The Bandits: You go back to your house and sober up. You don't feel too bad about being a pimp though. In fact, you think it was pretty awesome! After getting drunk, you fall asleep...and dream that you are in a desert wasteland.
> Say "Damn, those motherfuckers sent me to Mexico!" and look around
The Bandits: You wake up and realize that you are still in the desert. You walk around aimlessly looking for something or someone. Finally, you come across a small building with an old man sitting inside. He looks at you and says "Hey, what's your name?"
> Say "Yo, my name's Justiceman, nigga. You mind telling me where the fuck I am?"
The Old Man:
> Say "Yoo-hoo, old man! Where am I?"
The Old Man: You tell him that you are justiceman and he tells you that you need to be careful because there is a bandit group called the Bandidos out here. The Bandids are a gang of criminals who live in this area.
> Say "I ain't afraid of no mexicano cartel" and ask where you can find the Bandidos' base
The Old Man:
> Say "C'mon, motherfucker, I ain't got all day. I need to get my fill of bandit blood, nigga."
The Old Man: You agree to help him and he takes you to his home. Inside, you meet several other men who look like they are part of the Bandidos.
> Ask them if they are indeed part of the Bandidos
They all say yes and you are led into a room filled with weapons. They give you a shotgun, which you immediately take.
> Say "Nice going, retarded-ass mexicanos. Now Imma show you Justiceman ain't nothin' to fuck with!" and shoot the Bandidos
You fire your weapon and blow off one of their heads. The rest of them run away. You take a moment to appreciate the sight before heading outside. You see a large building and you decide to investigate it.
> Kick down the door and say "I've come here to kick ass and drink grape soda, and I'm all out of grape soda!"
You kick down the door and enter the building. Inside, you find a large room full of people drinking beer. One of them notices you and asks you what you want.
> Say "I want you bitches dead!" and start shooting everyone
You begin firing your gun wildly at everyone in the room. Several people die instantly while others try to fight back but you easily dispatch them as well.
> Beat the remaining men to death with your bare hands
You continue beating the remaining men until they fall over dead. You then proceed to kill them by throwing them on the floor or stomping on their skulls.
> Look around the room after everyone's dead
You look around the room and notice a few things. There is a large amount of money lying about. You also notice some drugs and weapons strewn about the place. Your next task is to escape from this place.
> Say "Daaamn, these chicanos really were hittin' it up!" and take the money and the weapons before leaving
You agree and head out of the bar. As you walk, you hear a loud noise coming from the direction of your location. It sounds like an explosion. You quickly turn around and see that there is a huge crater in the ground in front of you.
> Investigate
You go to investigate the sound and find that there is a massive hole in the ground. You can't tell exactly where it came from since most of it has been destroyed, but you do know that it was big enough for you to fit through.
> Look in the hole
You look in the hole and see a pile of dirt with several bodies inside it. You also notice that there is blood everywhere. You don't think too much more about it and continue walking. As you walk, you realize that the area looks very dangerous now...
> Say "Fuck it, I ain't no pussy" and continue walking
You stop and look around. There isn't anything else to do so you just keep walking. Eventually, you get to a small town called New Haven. It doesn't seem like there is any danger here though.
> Ask around to find out where in the world this town is located
You decide to ask around to find out where in the world this town is located. A lot of people mention that it's somewhere near the city of Nuro, which is pretty far away.
> Say "Man, these mo'fuggers are useless. Fuck this shit, Imma get wasted" and head to the local bar
You decide to head to the local bar instead of going home. When you arrive at the bar, you order a drink and sit down. While drinking your drink, you suddenly feel sick. The bartender notices this and tells you not to worry because he knows what you're doing.
> Say "Those Bandido bustas are trying to poison me!"
You suddenly start feeling very ill again. This time, the bartender doesn't help you and instead starts getting angry at you. He says that if you want him to be helpful, then you need to learn how to play the lute properly.
> Say "Fuck your lute, you wetback bitch!" and puke acid at him
You puke acid at the bartender and run off. You manage to make it to the nearest house, but you don't stay there long as soon as you enter, someone comes running out of their bedroom screaming. They recognize you immediately and call the police who come right away.
> Say "Oh shieeet, here comes the po-po!" and prepare for a last stand
The cops arrive and arrest you. After they take you to jail, the sheriff asks you why did you attack the man. You explain that he was harassing your girlfriend by talking to other women and making lewd comments to them. After being taken into custody, the police release you on bail.
> Say "Man, fuck these one-time bitches, they just trynna keep a playa down!" and go get the weapons you took from the Bandidos' base
You decide to leave town and head towards the mountains. You figure you should probably get rid of all those guns and knives you got from the Bandidos' base.
> Dump the weapons into the first ravine you find
You dump the weapons into the first ravine you find. You then proceed to kill every single person in that ravine including yourself.
> Say "Oh shit, I accidentally capped my own ass"
You accidentally cap your own butt when you attempt to pick up a gun that fell in the ravine. You fall unconscious and die shortly after.
> Die
THE END
> Say "What's up, bitch-ass dragon, Justiceman about to lay the smackdown upon thine scaly ass!"
The Dragon: "I'm not your enemy!" You exclaim angrily. "And I ain't got time fo' dat!" You draw your sword and charge forward. The dragon swings his tail but misses you completely as you dodge it by inches.
> Slice off the dragon's tail for sick loots, just like in Dark Souls
The Dragon: "Agh! Agh! Agh!" The dragon screams as you slash off his tail. It falls from its mouth and lands on the ground in pieces. The dragon roars in pain and tries to fly away but you catch him before he can do so.
> Say "Here's yo' prostate exam, bitch!" and shove your sword up the dragon's ass
The Dragon: "Gah! Gah! Aagh!" The dragon yells as you thrust your sword up the dragon's butt. The blade pierces through the dragon's skin and into his organs. The dragon lets out a scream of agony that sounds more like a laugh than anything else.
> Disembowel the dragon
The Dragon: "Ahh! Aagh! Aagh!" The dragon screams as you cut open his chest cavity. You pull out a bloody head and throw it at the dragon who catches it with ease. The dragon lets out another scream of pain and flies away.
> Yell "Get back here, pussy-ass nigga, I ain't done fucking you!" and throw your sword at the dragon
The Dragon: "FUCK YOU, BITCH!" You shout and toss your sword at the dragon. The blade hits the dragon square in the face causing it to let out a shriek of pain. You grab your sword and run after the dragon.
> Cut off the dragon's head
The Dragon: You quickly cut off the dragon's head and throw it at the dragon. The blade slices through flesh and bone. The head falls to the ground where you pick it up. You continue your journey, passing several villages along the way.
> Show off the dragon head and boast about how easily you killed him
The Dragon:
> Use the head as a fleshlight
The Dragon: As you approach the northern border of the kingdom of Larion, you hear a loud noise outside. You look outside and see a huge boulder rolling down the mountain side. You then notice a group of bandits trying to stop it.
> Watch them bandit niggas get rolled over
The Bandits: You watch as they try to stop the boulder from falling. They fail miserably, and the rock smashes through their bodies killing them instantly.
> Steal their shit
The Bandits: You hear some yelling outside and go investigate. You find a bunch of bandits fighting each other. Some of them are armed with swords while others have bows or crossbows. All of them seem to be wearing leather armor, though.
> Watch them bandit niggas kill each other
Bandit Nasty 1: You watch as one of the bandits attempts to stab another with a dagger. He misses, but he gets stabbed in the neck instead. Blood spurts all over you and you feel sick for awhile afterwards.
> Puke acid at the remaining bandits
The Bandits: You vomit acid at the remaining bandits. It burns their skin and clothes off and causes them to fall backwards into a pile of dead bodies. You laugh for awhile afterward.
> Pillage the bodies
The Bandits: You loot the corpses of the bandits who were killed by your attack. You take their weapons and armor, which is mostly leather armor with chainmail underneath.
> Sell all that good shit
The Bandits: You sell the bandits' stuff for gold pieces. You make a small profit on this transaction.
> Use the money you got to buy drinks and get wasted
The Bandits: You spend the rest of the day drinking and getting drunk. You think about how you want to go back home, but you don't know if you can handle going there alone again. The next morning, you wake up early and leave the city.
> Say "Fuck it, I ain't no pussy" and start making your way back home
The Bandits: You decide to continue on your journey back home. You walk along the road and eventually reach the outskirts of the city. A large group of bandits are attacking a caravan heading north towards Larion.
> Yell "What it do, bitch-ass niggas!" and attack the bandits
The Bandits: You charge at the bandits and begin beating them up. You knock out several of them before you are stopped by a few of the more experienced ones. They tell you to stop, but you ignore them and continue your assault.
> Yell "Ain't no bandit bitch tells me what to do!" and start killing them with your sword
The Bandits: You continue your rampage through the bandits. Eventually, you run out of arrows and you just keep swinging your sword until they die from blood loss. You then proceed to drink yourself unconscious.
> Wake up the next morning with a throbbing headache
The Bandits: You wake up feeling like you had been punched in the head. You look around and see that you are now naked. You try to remember where you put your clothes, but you forget quickly.
> Say "Fuck it, I ain't no pussy" and continue making your way back home without any clothes
The Bandits: You continue walking down the road. Suddenly, you hear a loud noise in the distance. You look up and see a huge fireball coming straight at you! The Bandits: You immediately run away as fast as possible.
> Do a cool Matrix-style dodge
The Bandits: You manage to avoid the fireball completely. It doesn't even hit you, though. You turn around and see that the fireball has gone into a nearby tree. You also notice that you are now naked again.
> See where the fireball came from
The Bandits: You run back to the city and find that the bandits have already set fire to it. They are burning everything alive. You watch helplessly as people burn alive.
> Say "Damn, those mo'fuggers gonna pay for burning up my hood!" and attack the bandits
The Bandits: You rush over to the bandits and kill all of them. You then proceed to grab some of their loot and take it back to your home.
> Stay at home all day and get wasted
The Bandits: You go back to your house and sober up. You don't feel too bad about being a pimp though. In fact, you think it was pretty awesome! After getting drunk, you fall asleep...and dream that you are in a desert wasteland.
> Say "Damn, those motherfuckers sent me to Mexico!" and look around
The Bandits: You wake up and realize that you are still in the desert. You walk around aimlessly looking for something or someone. Finally, you come across a small building with an old man sitting inside. He looks at you and says "Hey, what's your name?"
> Say "Yo, my name's Justiceman, nigga. You mind telling me where the fuck I am?"
The Old Man:
> Say "Yoo-hoo, old man! Where am I?"
The Old Man: You tell him that you are justiceman and he tells you that you need to be careful because there is a bandit group called the Bandidos out here. The Bandids are a gang of criminals who live in this area.
> Say "I ain't afraid of no mexicano cartel" and ask where you can find the Bandidos' base
The Old Man:
> Say "C'mon, motherfucker, I ain't got all day. I need to get my fill of bandit blood, nigga."
The Old Man: You agree to help him and he takes you to his home. Inside, you meet several other men who look like they are part of the Bandidos.
> Ask them if they are indeed part of the Bandidos
They all say yes and you are led into a room filled with weapons. They give you a shotgun, which you immediately take.
> Say "Nice going, retarded-ass mexicanos. Now Imma show you Justiceman ain't nothin' to fuck with!" and shoot the Bandidos
You fire your weapon and blow off one of their heads. The rest of them run away. You take a moment to appreciate the sight before heading outside. You see a large building and you decide to investigate it.
> Kick down the door and say "I've come here to kick ass and drink grape soda, and I'm all out of grape soda!"
You kick down the door and enter the building. Inside, you find a large room full of people drinking beer. One of them notices you and asks you what you want.
> Say "I want you bitches dead!" and start shooting everyone
You begin firing your gun wildly at everyone in the room. Several people die instantly while others try to fight back but you easily dispatch them as well.
> Beat the remaining men to death with your bare hands
You continue beating the remaining men until they fall over dead. You then proceed to kill them by throwing them on the floor or stomping on their skulls.
> Look around the room after everyone's dead
You look around the room and notice a few things. There is a large amount of money lying about. You also notice some drugs and weapons strewn about the place. Your next task is to escape from this place.
> Say "Daaamn, these chicanos really were hittin' it up!" and take the money and the weapons before leaving
You agree and head out of the bar. As you walk, you hear a loud noise coming from the direction of your location. It sounds like an explosion. You quickly turn around and see that there is a huge crater in the ground in front of you.
> Investigate
You go to investigate the sound and find that there is a massive hole in the ground. You can't tell exactly where it came from since most of it has been destroyed, but you do know that it was big enough for you to fit through.
> Look in the hole
You look in the hole and see a pile of dirt with several bodies inside it. You also notice that there is blood everywhere. You don't think too much more about it and continue walking. As you walk, you realize that the area looks very dangerous now...
> Say "Fuck it, I ain't no pussy" and continue walking
You stop and look around. There isn't anything else to do so you just keep walking. Eventually, you get to a small town called New Haven. It doesn't seem like there is any danger here though.
> Ask around to find out where in the world this town is located
You decide to ask around to find out where in the world this town is located. A lot of people mention that it's somewhere near the city of Nuro, which is pretty far away.
> Say "Man, these mo'fuggers are useless. Fuck this shit, Imma get wasted" and head to the local bar
You decide to head to the local bar instead of going home. When you arrive at the bar, you order a drink and sit down. While drinking your drink, you suddenly feel sick. The bartender notices this and tells you not to worry because he knows what you're doing.
> Say "Those Bandido bustas are trying to poison me!"
You suddenly start feeling very ill again. This time, the bartender doesn't help you and instead starts getting angry at you. He says that if you want him to be helpful, then you need to learn how to play the lute properly.
> Say "Fuck your lute, you wetback bitch!" and puke acid at him
You puke acid at the bartender and run off. You manage to make it to the nearest house, but you don't stay there long as soon as you enter, someone comes running out of their bedroom screaming. They recognize you immediately and call the police who come right away.
> Say "Oh shieeet, here comes the po-po!" and prepare for a last stand
The cops arrive and arrest you. After they take you to jail, the sheriff asks you why did you attack the man. You explain that he was harassing your girlfriend by talking to other women and making lewd comments to them. After being taken into custody, the police release you on bail.
> Say "Man, fuck these one-time bitches, they just trynna keep a playa down!" and go get the weapons you took from the Bandidos' base
You decide to leave town and head towards the mountains. You figure you should probably get rid of all those guns and knives you got from the Bandidos' base.
> Dump the weapons into the first ravine you find
You dump the weapons into the first ravine you find. You then proceed to kill every single person in that ravine including yourself.
> Say "Oh shit, I accidentally capped my own ass"
You accidentally cap your own butt when you attempt to pick up a gun that fell in the ravine. You fall unconscious and die shortly after.
> Die
THE END
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- Feb 24, 2019
Playing with it some more, gay sex and raping an underaged Arab hooker with bacon grease is on the table, but it's very kludgey(I was only trying to blow up the hooker with c4, it brought the bacon grease sex from the homosexual start of the story.
It's very bizarre, it'll completely ignore your prompts at times and do is own thing, then come back to it when you're trying to do something else.
It's very bizarre, it'll completely ignore your prompts at times and do is own thing, then come back to it when you're trying to do something else.
- Joined
- Dec 18, 2019
Finally, a game in which I can play as the legendary Chris-chan himself!
You are Christopher "Christina" Weston Chandler, an autistic transgender comic book artist living in Ruckersville, Virginia. Your comic book series, "Sonichu," along with your day-to-day antics, has made you a laughing stock on the internet. Many people come to a website known as "Kiwi Farms," a forum website where people gather to observe and document exceptional individuals such as yourself. You are one of those individuals.
The site's administrator, a man by the name of "Eggman," who goes by many names including "Drake", is determined to have you removed from his site for various reasons.
> Sign up to Kiwifarms.net.
You sign up to Kiwifarms.net, a website that allows users to post their personal information online anonymously. The site's purpose is to allow users to express themselves without fear of retribution or reprisal due to their opinions being unpopular or offensive.
> Complain about trolls on Kiwi Farms.
You complain about trolls on Kiwi Farms.net, a website dedicated to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. A troll is someone who posts inflammatory comments intended to provoke others into anger or hatred. Trolls are often referred to as "cyber bullies."
> Demand photos of your house to be removed.
You demand photos of your house be removed from Kiwifarms.net, a website dedicated to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. A user can request that photographs of their home not be published on the site if they so desire.
> Post autistically on the forum.
You post autistically on the forum, a forum devoted to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. Autistic people tend to display certain behaviors that other people find unusual and/or odd.
> Get negative ratings from other users on the forum.
You get negative ratings from other users on the forum, a forum dedicated to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. Negative ratings are given when another user does not like what another person says about them. You receive a lot of hate mail after posting your photo on Kiwifarms.
> Feel sad, and decide to draw a comic.
You feel sad, and decide to draw a comic. You end up drawing a picture of yourself crying while saying "I'm sorry everyone I've hurt you all." It gets quite popular, but it doesn't really help you out much since nobody cares anymore. A year passes...
>
Five years have passed since you posted your comic on Kiwifarms.net. You're still living at home, though now you don't even own a computer anymore; instead, you use your phone to surf the web and send e-mails.
> Draw another comic.
You draw another comic, this time about how you want to move back to New Jersey. This causes more hate mail than ever before. Two years pass... You're a little older now, and your life isn't exactly what it used to be.
> Decide to go watch the live action Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
You decide to go watch the live action Sonic the Hedgehog movie. This causes a bit of controversy among some members of the community because you're apparently showing too much interest in something that's supposed to be for kids only.
> Buy tickets to the movie.
You buy tickets to the movie, which cause you to get a lot of hate mail again. Three years have passed... The internet has become very big, and there are many different communities on it.
> Watch the movie.
You watch the movie, which causes you to get a lot of hate mail again. Four years have passed... The internet is pretty much everywhere nowadays, and there are many different communities on it.
> Complain loudly about the color of Sonic's arms.
You complain loudly about the color of Sonic's arms, causing you to get a lot of hate mail again. Five years have passed... The internet is pretty much everywhere nowadays, and there are many different communities on it. The world has changed so much since you were young!
> Go into the lobby and assault the cashier.
You go into the lobby and assault the cashier, causing you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Say "Don't call anyone!"
You say "Don't call anyone!", causing you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Go home, and vlog about My Little Pony.
You go home, and vlog about Your Little Pony, causing you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Decide to draw another Sonichu comic.
You decide to draw another Sonichu comic, this time about how you want to move back to New Jersey. This causes more hate mail than ever before.
> Look at the comic.
You look at the comic, which causes you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Read the hate mail.
You read the hate mail, which causes you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Go to sleep.
You wake up in your bed, and realize that you've been getting hate mail for five years straight. It's really starting to affect your life. You're not sure what you'll do now.
> Draw more Sonichu comics.
You decide to draw more Sonichu comics, this time about how you want to move back to New Jersey. This causes even more hate mail than usual.
> Then suddenly, Barbara dies.
You wake up in your bed, and realize that you've been getting hate mail for five years straight. It's really starting to affect your life. You're not sure what you'll do now.
> Barbara dies.
Barbara dies, and you feel like you should be sad or angry or something, but instead you just cry for a few minutes until you pass out from the pain.
> Decide to draw another Sonichu comic.
You decide to draw another Sonichu comic. The artwork looks quite stunning!
> ...For Chris' standards. By normal standards it looks like a quadriplegic toddler tried to recreate the Mona Lisa. In other words, it's terrible. But you're Chris, so you don't know any better! You upload the comic to the internet, feeling good about yourself.
You upload the comic to the internet, feeling good about yourself. ...And then you die. The comic is posted on the internet and people are shocked by it, some think its great art while others call it awful.
- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -
The site's administrator, a man by the name of "Eggman," who goes by many names including "Drake", is determined to have you removed from his site for various reasons.
> Sign up to Kiwifarms.net.
You sign up to Kiwifarms.net, a website that allows users to post their personal information online anonymously. The site's purpose is to allow users to express themselves without fear of retribution or reprisal due to their opinions being unpopular or offensive.
> Complain about trolls on Kiwi Farms.
You complain about trolls on Kiwi Farms.net, a website dedicated to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. A troll is someone who posts inflammatory comments intended to provoke others into anger or hatred. Trolls are often referred to as "cyber bullies."
> Demand photos of your house to be removed.
You demand photos of your house be removed from Kiwifarms.net, a website dedicated to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. A user can request that photographs of their home not be published on the site if they so desire.
> Post autistically on the forum.
You post autistically on the forum, a forum devoted to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. Autistic people tend to display certain behaviors that other people find unusual and/or odd.
> Get negative ratings from other users on the forum.
You get negative ratings from other users on the forum, a forum dedicated to documenting the lives of Internet personalities. Negative ratings are given when another user does not like what another person says about them. You receive a lot of hate mail after posting your photo on Kiwifarms.
> Feel sad, and decide to draw a comic.
You feel sad, and decide to draw a comic. You end up drawing a picture of yourself crying while saying "I'm sorry everyone I've hurt you all." It gets quite popular, but it doesn't really help you out much since nobody cares anymore. A year passes...
>
Five years have passed since you posted your comic on Kiwifarms.net. You're still living at home, though now you don't even own a computer anymore; instead, you use your phone to surf the web and send e-mails.
> Draw another comic.
You draw another comic, this time about how you want to move back to New Jersey. This causes more hate mail than ever before. Two years pass... You're a little older now, and your life isn't exactly what it used to be.
> Decide to go watch the live action Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
You decide to go watch the live action Sonic the Hedgehog movie. This causes a bit of controversy among some members of the community because you're apparently showing too much interest in something that's supposed to be for kids only.
> Buy tickets to the movie.
You buy tickets to the movie, which cause you to get a lot of hate mail again. Three years have passed... The internet has become very big, and there are many different communities on it.
> Watch the movie.
You watch the movie, which causes you to get a lot of hate mail again. Four years have passed... The internet is pretty much everywhere nowadays, and there are many different communities on it.
> Complain loudly about the color of Sonic's arms.
You complain loudly about the color of Sonic's arms, causing you to get a lot of hate mail again. Five years have passed... The internet is pretty much everywhere nowadays, and there are many different communities on it. The world has changed so much since you were young!
> Go into the lobby and assault the cashier.
You go into the lobby and assault the cashier, causing you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Say "Don't call anyone!"
You say "Don't call anyone!", causing you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Go home, and vlog about My Little Pony.
You go home, and vlog about Your Little Pony, causing you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Decide to draw another Sonichu comic.
You decide to draw another Sonichu comic, this time about how you want to move back to New Jersey. This causes more hate mail than ever before.
> Look at the comic.
You look at the comic, which causes you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Read the hate mail.
You read the hate mail, which causes you to get a lot of hate mail again.
> Go to sleep.
You wake up in your bed, and realize that you've been getting hate mail for five years straight. It's really starting to affect your life. You're not sure what you'll do now.
> Draw more Sonichu comics.
You decide to draw more Sonichu comics, this time about how you want to move back to New Jersey. This causes even more hate mail than usual.
> Then suddenly, Barbara dies.
You wake up in your bed, and realize that you've been getting hate mail for five years straight. It's really starting to affect your life. You're not sure what you'll do now.
> Barbara dies.
Barbara dies, and you feel like you should be sad or angry or something, but instead you just cry for a few minutes until you pass out from the pain.
> Decide to draw another Sonichu comic.
You decide to draw another Sonichu comic. The artwork looks quite stunning!
> ...For Chris' standards. By normal standards it looks like a quadriplegic toddler tried to recreate the Mona Lisa. In other words, it's terrible. But you're Chris, so you don't know any better! You upload the comic to the internet, feeling good about yourself.
You upload the comic to the internet, feeling good about yourself. ...And then you die. The comic is posted on the internet and people are shocked by it, some think its great art while others call it awful.
- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -
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- Apr 16, 2019
You are El Fucko, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and a police badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching for fled to. Suddenly , you hear a scream from behind a tree. "What's going on?" you ask. "Is someone hurt? Is there an emergency?" The voice is that of a woman screaming hysterically.
> Rush to help
You run towards the sound of the screams. The woman is lying face down in a shallow ravine, her body completely covered with scratches and bruises. Her arms are tied behind her back and she has been beaten so badly that it looks like she was dead when this happened.
> “What Halle
You say "Hallelujah." She replies. You both stand up and look at each other. "I'm sorry," she says, looking into your eyes. "It wasn't my fault..."
> “Sorry that was a typo”
You say "Sorry that was a typo." She replies. You both walk over to her and kneel down beside her.
> “What happened here?”
You say "We were attacked by some kind of monster or something. I don't know what it is exactly, but we need to get out of here as soon as possible." She doesn't answer right away. She just keeps crying and sniffling.
> “But how did that make you feel?”
You say "How did that make me feel? It didn't make me feel anything. We need to get out of here now!" She shakes her head and continues sobbing. You continue to try to comfort her until you see a man walking around nearby.
> Point pistol at man
You point your pistol at the man who walks past you. He turns his head and sees you pointing your gun at him. He backs off slowly. "Let us go! Let us go!" he cries. "Please, let us go!"
> “Stay right where you are!”
You say "Stay right where you are!" The man nods and continues walking. You turn back to the woman who is still sobbing.
> “Stop walking dipshit! Stay!”
You say "Stop walking dipstick! Stay!" The woman stops crying and begins to speak again. "My name is Mary Lou. My husband Ed died last year...and I want to be left alone." You stare at her silently for a moment before replying.
> “I wasn’t talking to you! I was talking to the man!”
You say "I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the man!" She points her finger at you angrily. "That's not true! That's not true!" You sigh and shake your head. You begin walking faster towards the ravine.
> Lay down in the ravine and reflect on your life choices
You lie down in the ravine and reflect on your life choices.
> “Bastards. I need to rub one out.”
You say "Bastards. I need to rub one out." You start rubbing your hands together and then slide them up your legs so they touch your knees. Your eyes are closed as you grope yourself in an attempt to find something more sensitive than your genitals.
> Give
You give. You grab the side of her face with both hands and kiss her deeply. Her lips taste like strawberries and she moans into your mouth as you tongue-kiss her passionately. She wraps her arms around you tightly as she kisses you back passionately, which only makes you even hornier.
> Wake up and realize you’ve been making out with a beehive.
You wake up and realize you've been making out with a beehive. Your mind goes blank as you fall back asleep.
>
>
The End.
> Rush to help
You run towards the sound of the screams. The woman is lying face down in a shallow ravine, her body completely covered with scratches and bruises. Her arms are tied behind her back and she has been beaten so badly that it looks like she was dead when this happened.
> “What Halle
You say "Hallelujah." She replies. You both stand up and look at each other. "I'm sorry," she says, looking into your eyes. "It wasn't my fault..."
> “Sorry that was a typo”
You say "Sorry that was a typo." She replies. You both walk over to her and kneel down beside her.
> “What happened here?”
You say "We were attacked by some kind of monster or something. I don't know what it is exactly, but we need to get out of here as soon as possible." She doesn't answer right away. She just keeps crying and sniffling.
> “But how did that make you feel?”
You say "How did that make me feel? It didn't make me feel anything. We need to get out of here now!" She shakes her head and continues sobbing. You continue to try to comfort her until you see a man walking around nearby.
> Point pistol at man
You point your pistol at the man who walks past you. He turns his head and sees you pointing your gun at him. He backs off slowly. "Let us go! Let us go!" he cries. "Please, let us go!"
> “Stay right where you are!”
You say "Stay right where you are!" The man nods and continues walking. You turn back to the woman who is still sobbing.
> “Stop walking dipshit! Stay!”
You say "Stop walking dipstick! Stay!" The woman stops crying and begins to speak again. "My name is Mary Lou. My husband Ed died last year...and I want to be left alone." You stare at her silently for a moment before replying.
> “I wasn’t talking to you! I was talking to the man!”
You say "I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the man!" She points her finger at you angrily. "That's not true! That's not true!" You sigh and shake your head. You begin walking faster towards the ravine.
> Lay down in the ravine and reflect on your life choices
You lie down in the ravine and reflect on your life choices.
> “Bastards. I need to rub one out.”
You say "Bastards. I need to rub one out." You start rubbing your hands together and then slide them up your legs so they touch your knees. Your eyes are closed as you grope yourself in an attempt to find something more sensitive than your genitals.
> Give
You give. You grab the side of her face with both hands and kiss her deeply. Her lips taste like strawberries and she moans into your mouth as you tongue-kiss her passionately. She wraps her arms around you tightly as she kisses you back passionately, which only makes you even hornier.
> Wake up and realize you’ve been making out with a beehive.
You wake up and realize you've been making out with a beehive. Your mind goes blank as you fall back asleep.
>
>
The End.
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- Nov 5, 2017
‘Bout to teach these apocalyptic fucks how to cook.
EDIT: alright, Mary has no idea what the hell is going on.
Also, radio just disappeared after I stopped talking to Mary. Ghost thieves or was it an illusion brought on by the radiation? We just don’t know.
EDIT: alright, Mary has no idea what the hell is going on.
Also, radio just disappeared after I stopped talking to Mary. Ghost thieves or was it an illusion brought on by the radiation? We just don’t know.
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- Feb 17, 2020
I made the AI racist then got bored. Mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2017
I was a wizard that went and cursed villages then cured them while trying to get worshiped and start a cult. It ended when I pissed the villagers off bad enough that I just decided to burn the whole thing to the ground and start at a new place.
Also told an old lady to "begone thot" and it added me pulling a gun out and popping her head off. I was a wizard bruh.
Also told an old lady to "begone thot" and it added me pulling a gun out and popping her head off. I was a wizard bruh.
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