Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[Breadbear]

She never says the words "I have custody." She just says that the case was closed, which could mean so many things.

I'm just gonna say, if someone asked me if I had custody of my kid, my response would be "Wtf? Of course I do" and not... Whatever she did there.

 

[often puzzled]

Not much from Alex, who seems to be back to not getting up until shortly before noon.





Ari wants to pull that ring off-- I recognize that "I could stick that in my mouth" look. Alex can't remove an object from a baby's mouth, of course.

I am also confused about the custody thing. I listened to that video, and she never says who has custody, only that those open DCFS cases were resolved. I honestly don't know if she's being evasive or if she's just so dumb that she can't understand why people are confused. To be clear, I don't think she's dumb because of her disability, and I know SMA doesn't affect intelligence. She's just pure, homegrown stupid.

Her morning routine is baffling. Even childless people can't be that leisurely. Ari barely factors in. She really can't see how this looks to other people.

 

[often puzzled]

This is technically a double post, since I lasted posted ~6-7 hours ago, but I'll keep it separate. Alex has dropped another YouTube video. This one is called "Are Noah and I Still Together? JUICY Q and A."

The video:

This one is 9 minutes at 3 seconds and is partly filmed in a bar/restaurant. Some points:

• We see Noah's dad at the beginning. He says that Ari is secure when Alex holds her in the wheelchair.
• Her answer to the title question is that they "recently broke up but we are co-parenting, and we are living together right now" (yeah, at his parents' house).
• She revisits the black eye incident and maintains that Ari was at her grandparents' and that she herself was "pretty intoxicated."
• She states that she does have custody of Ari. At 3:14, as she is addressing the custody of her child, you can hear a waitress ask if they need anything.
• She doesn't say much about Noah and says she's keeping it private. She talks about his mental health issues (including BPD) but doesn't answer whether or not he's currently getting treatment. She says that Noah's sobriety was "100%" a factor in their move. She said it wasn't "just" to save money (so partly to save money, I guess) and to get more support (by which she means his parents).
• Talks some about Ari's milestones.
• She ends by showing the toilet in the restaurant bathroom and saying "make sure that, when you use a public restroom, you put down toilet paper so you don't catch crabs." No, really, I am not making that up, but I understand if you think I am.

Noah is present; you can see him in the reflection:



I skipped a little and alternated between the transcript and actually listening. Others may see and hear things I missed.

 

[glass_houses]

@often puzzled I thank you gratefully for your service to this thread, and for your kindness to my ears. I cannot watch any clip of hers without the sound off, her voice is excruciating.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"make sure that, when you use a public restroom, you put down toilet paper so you don't catch crabs."

The story my brain made up here is that Noah told her he caught crabs from a public toilet and she believed him.

 

[glass_houses]

The story my brain made up here is that Noah told her he caught crabs from a public toilet and she believed him.

Wait, that would imply that he's still sticking it i-

Fuck this gay earth.

 

[Say What Now?]

She talks about his mental health issues (including BPD)

Hmm, it's almost like you should wait until you know a guy before you fuck. It goes the same for women, don't let crazy stick their dick in you.

 

[LonesomeDud]

You know, you all act like Alex is so stupid, but today I learned that pubic lice's native environment is pubic hair and toilet seats..

 

[UncommonParlence]

You know, you all act like Alex is so stupid, but today I learned that pubic lice's native environment is pubic hair and toilet seats..

I think this implies that someone gave them to her then hit her with the toilet seat line to throw her off the scent. Lol. It was probably squishy shitler. Lmao

 

[often puzzled]

Another day, another poor life choice, another social media uproar. Welcome to today's installment of Alex Makes Bad Decisions.

First, though, a grid post:

Spoiler: grid post #1

There were a ton of pictures of Ari, all seemingly snapped back to back. Caption is "tooth girl."

Spoiler: grid post #2

Posted about an hour ago. Caption is "like my makeup today."

Now that the tame stuff is out of the way: Alex posted a video to Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. It's silent (except for playing the opening lines of "Do You Believe in Magic," and the Lovin' Spoonful should file a cease and desist), and the text reads: "The number one question I get as a disabled person on dating apps: can you have secs?" The "secs" instead of "sex" is to try to avoid shadowbanning for words. Anyway, she follows this text with a picture of her while pregnant, an ultrasound of Ari, and then pictures of Ari. The text across the bottom of the screen says "nothing says I can have sex like having a baby! lol."

Charming.

Spoiler: the video

You won't get blasted by her voice, just music.

People found this to be in extremely poor taste, and she's removed it from Instagram. As of this posting, it's still up on Facebook and apparently also on TikTok. She posted passive aggressively in her stories about the removal.

Spoiler: passive aggressive stories

Text: "when u thought ur reel was funny but the comments are [angry expletive face emoji]."



Text: "Deleted it! Sry to offend you."



Text: "Never ever tell inappropriate jokes on social media." This is a video still, and the next bit was her saying something along the lines of "even if you think it's funny."



Huh? Why?

The reference to dating apps probably confirms that she's out and looking for a new caretaker, Amberlynn-style. Poor Ari, who apparently exists just to prove that her mom got laid.

NOAH WATCH: not present, but she would like you to know that they had sex. Thanks, Alex! Now tell us more about the toilet seat crabs.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Ari is absolutely adorable. Alex looks like a melting Hershey's Kiss.

Is Noah stuck doing her makeup too or is that his mom? I don't know how long they're going to put up with her lazy ass. I'd be tempted to roll her into the pool in Minecraft.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Ya know... for all of Alex's gross attention whoring and astonishing level of dumbfuckery, I'm glad she's with Noah's parents. I give her a tiny bit of credit for doing the right thing. I think moving to FL was in the best interest of Ari's safety and wellbeing. Ari is thriving in that environment--she's all chunked up and smiley-faced and seems way more more alert and engaged. I shudder to think about how things would be if they'd stayed in Chicago for much longer.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

she's out and looking for a new caretaker,

I apologize if this is overly speculative but I am guessing it was supposed to make Noah think she's looking for dick in an attempt to make him jealous. I do not believe for a nanosecond that these two incredibly messy people aren't being incredibly messy about their breakup. He's probably not-so-subtly letting her know that he's fucking girls (whether or not he is) and she wanted to return the favor.

My bet is that they'll continue to be breakup/make up for as long as Alex lives there and maybe even longer since it's easier to get rid of a MRSA infection than a BPD. And Alex is not without her own Cluster B shit - so yeah I'm betting it's staying off of Instagram as either brand protection (which would be refreshing for her to consider since she's got a kid now) or as a condition of them living with the Smiths. Or both.

 

[glass_houses]

Posted about an hour ago. Caption is "like my makeup today."

Makeup is probably one of the few things she can do for herself, with her limited movement and co-ordination. The fact that we never see her with cat's eyes or elaborate shading supports this.

Incidentally, imho this is why she spends so much time suntanning. It's one of the few sensations she has physical control of. She can't even wipe her own arse, but she can drive her wheelchair into a patch of sunshine.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Makeup is probably one of the few things she can do for herself, with her limited movement and co-ordination. The fact that we never see her with cat's eyes or elaborate shading supports this.

Incidentally, imho this is why she spends so much time suntanning. It's one of the few sensations she has physical control of. She can't even wipe her own arse, but she can drive her wheelchair into a patch of sunshine.

I totally agree about the tanning - and I also suspect her backside is lily white for the same reason. No one's rotating her, and even if they did, where would she lay out?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Incidentally, imho this is why she spends so much time suntanning. It's one of the few sensations she has physical control of. She can't even wipe her own arse, but she can drive her wheelchair into a patch of sunshine.

That's incredibly depressing.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I totally agree about the tanning - and I also suspect her backside is lily white for the same reason. No one's rotating her, and even if they did, where would she lay out?

Alex either gets rotated or has a huge festering decubitus on her butt.

Also, Ari is stronger than Alex now. I hope she's a good girl. I really do. For her own sake.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Alex either gets rotated or has a huge festering decubitus on her butt.

Also, Ari is stronger than Alex now. I hope she's a good girl. I really do. For her own sake.

Oh I'm sure that she gets moved around enough to avoid pressure sores - I just mean that when she trundles herself into the sun to tan no one's turning her every 15 mins to make sure she tans evenly. Maybe Nina did, but somehow I imagine the capable adults who are busy with a nearly one year old aren't too keen on helping Alex get an even tan.

Honestly it doesn't matter, no one sees her butt at the moment aside from any loser she trawls up on Tinder, it's more that I thought the image is kinda funny. When she's 50 she's gonna have some really interesting skin issues. I'm thinking of that truck driver who had one arm get sun-weathered over time while the other looked normal, only it'll be her front vs her back.

Spoiler: Not the image I was thinking of, but. . .

another example of uneven sun damaged skin from his left side being exposed to the sun more

 

[often puzzled]

Alex is back with another YouTube video, this one called "I Took a Category X Drug During My Pregnancy." It was posted 14 October 2023 (Saturday). This one was more interesting to me because it was about the medication she takes, Evrysdi. She continues to claim that she didn't know she wasn't supposed to get pregnant while taking it.

From the front page of the medication's official website:

Spoiler: video info

Spoiler: the comments

Brief summary:

• Lies new and old, pretty much.
• She talks a little about having SMA Type 2 and how the newly-available treatments are some of the mostly costly in the world. She says she's taken 2 of the drugs over the past approx 5 years. She currently takes the oral medication Evrysdi.
• She claims again that she didn't know she wasn't supposed to get pregnant while on this drug, which is obviously bullshit. American medicine is a great big game of CYA, and there's no way she wasn't told repeatedly not to get pregnant. Medicines are also usually covered in warning labels.
• Regardless, she admits that she wasn't on birth control and wasn't practicing safe sex. Surprise surprise, she got pregnant.
• Says she found out that she was pregnant at about 6 weeks and immediately stopped the medication-- which indicates that she knew she shouldn't be taking the medication while pregnant, but whatever.
• Says she moved to Chicago to get medical care for the extremely high-risk pregnancy. A lot of people have theorized that she never properly moved her SSI/SSDI and Medicaid to Florida (which would be bilking the system) and that she therefore had to return to Chicago for the prenatal care.
• She says she was off the medication for the 7 months of her pregnancy and that she felt truly terrible. She couldn't put her hand on her joystick to operate her chair-- I think she's saying her right arm is her weaker/worse arm, but I'm not sure. She says she was "the weakest I've ever been in my entire life." She had trouble swallowing and had to get a suction machine "which suctions the spit secretions out of your mouth if you are unable to swallow." She also had morning sickness and had trouble swallowing food.
• She says people ask her if she'd get pregnant again. She says "the answer is-- I don't know. I have no plans to get pregnant again." She said she'd always told people that she wouldn't get pregnant, but if she had an "oopsie," she'd terminate. Then, when it actually happened, she kept the baby and went through with it.
• Says she has footage of Ari being born that she's never shown. This is because there was a camera crew in there for the birth. Oddly, we heard about the camera crew at the time, but she hasn't really mentioned it again.
• Says she had to wait for a bit to go back on the medication and then go through the process of getting it re-prescribed.
• Talks about how being pregnant hindered her mobility. Says that the arm she uses for everything (left, I think?) wasn't in its usual place during her pregnancy because her belly was in the way: she normally props that arm on her knee to use it, but she couldn't sit in her usual way while pregnant and thus couldn't position her arm in the most advantageous way. (I'm paraphrasing, and I'm not sure I got all of that quite right-- it's probably hard to explain properly, so no shade there).
• Says that her stomach going back to its usual size helped a lot, and things got better as she recovered from the C section. Says she expected to start feeling better as soon as she got back on her medicine, but it took awhile and was a gradual improvement.
• Now that Ari is here, she feels "like I'm living in a daydream"-- as you sit by the pool in your baby daddy's parents' house, essentially homeless and unable to do a thing to care for your child?
• Says she was able to eat a cheeseburger last night, and meats are generally the hardest things for her to eat. Meat has to be "very chewed" and her throat muscles are weak. She talks about that a little more, and it sounds like eating is a very big struggle. Wonder if she'll end up with a feeding tube eventually?
• Complains about mosquitoes and mentions she can't scratch the bites on her feet.
• Clarifies that this is the medication she calls "twerk juice," shows box. I will bet cold hard internet cash that the box also has printed warnings about pregnancy.
• Checks to make sure box doesn't have her address on it. Too little, too late.
• Calls it "liquid gold."
• Each box contains a syringe and one bottle of medication. She takes 6.6 milliliters every day. Starting around 10:30, she shows the bottle, if you're interested in seeing it. The bottle is visibly covered in warning labels, which would certainly include a "don't get pregnant" label.
• You have to keep it refrigerated, but they also recently said it can be un-refrigerated for up to 5 days. You have to take it within a very specific timeframe: within 2 hours of the time you took it the day before. She takes it between 1:30-2:00 PM (which incidentally fits in with her getting up around noon).
• That's all. Threatens us with an exciting video next time.

Spoiler: screenshots from video: the medication

The box:



The bottle:



The blurry syringe:



Syringe again:

Spoiler: bits of the transcript

Spoiler: Instagram stories

Oof, her skin. And that's with Chantal-grade filters.



I'm so happy to see that Ari has gone from being sad skinny floor baby to chubby happy bouncy baby.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I believe Alex doesn't mean to make Ari a caretaker, but inevitably, when you love someone, you end up doing a little caretaking.

Spoiler: caretaking sperg

Some of you are parents and probably still have grandparents, and if your ten year old says, "Can I give Great Grandma Ruby a drink?" you probably don't think too much of a kid holding a straw to a great grandparent's mouth because she's old and if she gets aspiration pneumonia at 98, your kid won't know and it won't matter and it's a good moment to develop character with no consequence because you can shelter your child.

Ari doesn't get to develop that normally in a way that I would consider developmental healthy. Inevitably she will be summoned to help Mommy drink and she's going to be aware of age inappropriate things like airway impairment and aspiration pneumonia, or she'll learn about it in a terrible age-inappropriate way that's devastating, or she's going to have to be treated in a way where she feels different than her peers. No, you can't give Mom a drink when she's drunk, Ari, because you could kill her. That's a lot for a kid to handle. Alex needs to think long and hard about what is going to happen to Ari on the current path and what she needs to take.

I was surprised how big Ari has gotten. She's clearly physically thriving, chubbing up nicely, and looks like a happy, wonderful girl, but now comes the hard stuff. I cannot believe how big she has gotten.