Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[The Judean People's Front]

I would 100% believe that Noah’s parents and Alex are both the type of idiots who insist they are self-reliant bootstrappers who would NEVER take a gubbmint handout like the blacks and Mexicans, all while blissfully cashing in on Medicare/aid, ssi, homeowner tax credits, ppe loans, federal/state student loans, etc.

Exactly.

In that same bunch of Instagram DMs where he got pretty racist in his language he also ranted about so-called poor people who shop at Ross. I'm sure the "poor" thing is partly just him exposing his insecurities since he's a broke-ass bitch with no skills or prospects (I just made myself sad for Ari), but clearly he holds a lot of disdain for The Poors. That could very easily be a family value.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

he also ranted about so-called poor people who shop at Ross. I'm sure the "poor" thing is partly just him exposing his insecurities since he's a broke-ass bitch with no skills or prospects (I just made myself sad for Ari), but clearly he holds a lot of disdain for The Poors. That could very easily be a family value.

It's possible, that can definitely be a learned perspective. But it may be his own BPD bitch boi ness and not his parents fault. It's really hard to say.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I would 100% believe that Noah’s parents and Alex are both the type of idiots who insist they are self-reliant bootstrappers who would NEVER take a gubbmint handout like the blacks and Mexicans, all while blissfully cashing in on Medicare/aid, ssi, homeowner tax credits, ppe loans, federal/state student loans, etc.

Why shouldn’t you take that shit if you live been paying taxes on it your whole life?

 

[GainsGoblin]

Why shouldn’t you take that shit if you live been paying taxes on it your whole life?

Exactly, why shouldn’t you?

 

[often puzzled]

Alex posted several bajillion selfies, teased Snapchat content, uploaded a nothingburger YouTube video, and shared more Halloween photos of Ari.

The video wasn't worth watching. The clickbait title asked if she got a van. She did not. That's it. That's the video.

As it turns out, Snapchat content can be downloaded (from desktop) without an account, so that's not going to be as private as she might hope.

Moving on to Instagram content now.

Spoiler: billion selfies

Text: "Did I get a new van? Watch my YouTube video to find out!" There's no new van. It's clickbait. Not worth watching unless you inexplicably find her goose-honking Valley Girl voice soothing.



There are a million selfies. I didn't actually even capture them all. She has no hobbies but taking pictures of herself.







Text: "need gift suggests for a 3 YO boy!" With suggestion box.

Spoiler: Ari on stories

She was gumming on that watermelon as hard as she could. Someone is helping her hold it, and that's not Alex's hand.



Text: "My world." Ari looks less than impressed.



Text: "How I feed my baby as a disabled mom."



Text: "Disabled mom probs." Audio was Alex saying "did I drop your baba?" Ari is JUDGING her, and it's great.



Text: "little miss had her third swim lesson today! She'll be floating in no time! Hope everyone had a safe & fun Halloween."

Noah's mom teaches swimming to kids, and we've seen her with Ari in the pool.

Ari is shown sitting in a hollowed-out pumpkin that says "my first Halloween." These baby-in-pumpkin pictures are apparently a big trend this year.

Spoiler: Snapchat

Text: "add me on Snapchat! alexdacy."



Image of her Snapchat bio, profile, whatever you call it. Note that the picture is current and includes Noah.



Text: "alexdacy. Posting daily minute by minute, content on snap! And also old content, I never share on any other platforms!"

Spoiler: other story stuff

Spoiler: grid post #1

Caption: "Ari's first Halloween."

Spoiler: grid post #2

Caption: "I'm going to be posting daily content on my Snapchat! Stuff that no one else sees, add me! alexdacy"







Still from video. Text reads "how I feed my baby as a disabled mom."

 

[often puzzled]

Alex has posted very little this weekend and has not (yet) offered an explanation for her absence. I've checked Instagram, TikTok, and Snapchat, but she's not up to much of anything on any of those platforms. She posted this picture of Ari to her stories this morning:



We get it, Ari. We really do.

I've also got some random stuff from Snapchat. She posted a lot of nonsense there late last week, and I didn't bother to collect even a fraction of it: it was just random, stupid stuff.

Spoiler: Ari and Noah

Noah plays with Ari. Alex makes (loud) nonsense noise and then scolds the dog for always "ruining the shot."

Spoiler: stupid nonsense

This went on and on. It was just Alex scooting around, chanting/singing "I have a smoothie 'stasche." On and on. Why?

Spoiler: gearing up to crawl

Alex keeps talking to Ari like she can understand and follow instructions. She does it a lot. In this one, she tells Ari not to crawl in the spit up. Ari ignores her, but you can see in this one that she's getting close to crawling.

Spoiler: strawberry outfit

Mostly posting this to show the knee protective things, which Alex says that Ari's grandmother (I assume grandma Smith) got to protect her knees. Grandma Smith raised four children, so it's safe to assume that she knows when a baby is about to start crawling.

This one is just more of Alex exclaiming loud nonsense in Ari's general direction and Ari ignoring her. She just doesn't show any reaction to Alex's voice.

Spoiler: mobility diaries: Alex fails at eating soup

Their location is fairly easy to identify: it's Sushiato in Weston. Located at 4483 Weston Rd. Alex is able to drive her chair to it, giving us further confirmation of her location. She says this is her favorite place and often says how much she loves sushi.

Anyway. She uploaded these clips of her trying and failing to eat miso soup. Recall that her left hand-- the one she's using to eat-- is what she says is her good hand. Then recall that she wants us to believe she does lots for Ari.

Spoiler: today

Looks like delivery for breakfast. Noah plays with Ari while Alex caws in the distance.

She calls Ari "mamacita," which is also what Grandpa Smith calls her. Photo and video evidence suggests that Ari is the apple of Grandpa's eye-- the Smiths have two grandsons, but Ari is the first granddaughter.

NOAH WATCH: present and often shirtless, but at least he's interacting with Ari. Still needs new shorts. Ari responds to him and reacts to his voice, but she's got no interest in Alex. Really tells you a lot about what's happening off camera.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I am not in the know enough to post the video, but Alex has a new IG post and it's HILARIOUS.

She is serving FACE, or so she thinks.




What it reminds me of (I'm Cartman in this scenario):

 

[often puzzled]

I am not in the know enough to post the video, but Alex has a new IG post and it's HILARIOUS.

She is serving FACE, or so she thinks.

Oh dear. Guess this will show the haters this time! Consider yourselves owned, and checkmate!

. . . or not.

I also checked her stories while I was grabbing that. Those updates are under the spoiler.

Spoiler: story updates

Looking at dad.







Aww, with grandpa.



But let's talk about ME! Did we forget about ME?



Still from panning around camera to show birthday scene. Fortunately did not show any random kids, and you just know she got instructions not to.

 

[Barbarella]

Well, to say something nice: Alex has a gorgeous tan. And she won’t live long enough to suffer the consequences, so she might as well succeed at one thing.

It’s also good that her daughter is disinterested, as it may be less painful for Ari when she dies. Maybe not though. It’s always sad when a terminally ill parent of a young child dies, but it’s horrifying when the child was purposefully brought into the world to knowingly suffer that pain. Alex should make it easier on Ali, now that she’s reproduced, and just inhale some soup before she’s old enough to understand.

 

[often puzzled]

Nothing too earth-shattering from Alex-- just the usual trashy and irresponsible behavior. She has teased something big happening, but she hasn't revealed what yet. She got sent a promo package from a company for babies, but it doesn't appear to be a sponsorship or partnership (etc).

As ever, I do not capture even a fraction of the selfies this woman posts. It's ridiculous. I also haven't captured much from Snapchat: it's loud and immature nonsense. Just know that Alex and Noah act like a couple of teenagers who got hopped up on sugar when their parents weren't home. It's bad.

The teaser that "something wild just happened," featuring nostrils:

Spoiler: health stuff

"I [heart] my cpap!"



"This machine helps disabled ppl cough."



"Can't stop throwing up. Back in my chair because I was too uncomfortable laying down, I have a fever and chills and body aches and extreme nausea. Send healing power plz."



"Was up all night puking . . . Just woke up at 2 PM today feeling a bit out of it. My stomach definitely feels torn up but I think I could put something in my stomach now so I ordered some wonton soup."

Spoiler: Ari on stories

"8 months old today. HOW."



"Disregard my annoying voice lol. She is able to go from her tummy to sitting with her hands!"



"That is how she crawls she gets up on all floors [fours], and then proposed [propels] herself forward like a little froggy." That wasn't a problem with closed captioning: that's just Alex's illiterate way of typing. Ari does scoot like a frog, though.



"Literally, how are her eyes that freaking captivating."



"Beauty queen."

Spoiler: trashy Noah and Alex

There were a whole bunch of Instagram stories-- and even more on Snapchat-- of Alex and Noah blaring music in the kitchen. Alex was attempting to sing along, and I'm going to spare you. Every other word was profanity, and I know Ari can't talk yet, but c'mon.



Then we moved on to this, and I'm too old to understand what's happening here. Shirtless Noah (who appears to have lost weight) was doing some sort of dance. The banner reads "spotted: the BACKPACK KID," and "the backpack kid" is tagged. He's apparently a musician.



Then: "THE BACKPACKKID REPOSTED NOAH." But then it appeared that this person removed the repost? I'm guessing Reddit got in touch, but who knows?



Then she clarifies: "that wasn't the wild thing I was talking about. Today has been very eventful lol."

Spoiler: mother of the year

Still from story. Alex says Ari "was, like, grabbing my joystick, like way too intrigued." That's what everyone has long predicted: Ari will start grabbing the wheelchair's joystick.



"Motherhood is different for everyone." Ari looks unimpressed.

Spoiler: promo package

She got a promo packaging from Feeding Littles. The package she got is from this collab. Noah did an unboxing while Alex squawked.



Ari seemed to approve of the spoon.

Alex showed far more enthusiasm about the backpack kid thing than she did about anything related to her daughter. We still don't know what the eventful thing was (another CPS visit?). Noah is around and should wear a shirt. Ari is a cute, chubby baby who loves to smile-- in other words, not much has changed around here.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Being with Noah's family has obviously been good for Ari, it's nice to see. It won't be long until she's crawling and cruising, Alex won't be able to do anything with her other than take pictures.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I wouldn't be surprised if she's pregnant again.

It wouldn't surprise me if Noah is or is not the father, either.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Alex has a new story on IG about being "essentially cancelled" two years ago. Guessing this is about the rapist/pedophile(??) She was friends/roomies/possible fuck buddies with? I can't remember the details and I'm about to head out the door for a few hrs, but here it is:

Here's the video
Video on YouTube

I would have thought she'd be team "cancellation is fake, it's just consequences" but I guess that's all well and good til you get cancelled.

Idk how to imbed sorry my dudes.

 

[LonesomeDud]

It is weird to see the unique progression of Alex's disability. She was pretty in high school. She doesn't make her physical body a priority. Instead of manicures, she should set to even having a masseuse work on her contractions. Deterioration is going to happen, but I feel like Alex could be healthier and in better condition if she took a different approach.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex has a new story on IG about being "essentially cancelled" two years ago. Guessing this is about the rapist/pedophile(??) She was friends/roomies/possible fuck buddies with? I can't remember the details and I'm about to head out the door for a few hrs, but here it is:
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Here's the video
Video on YouTube

I would have thought she'd be team "cancellation is fake, it's just consequences" but I guess that's all well and good til you get cancelled.

Idk how to imbed sorry my dudes.

Here's the video:

This is a trashy trash fire involving trashy people trashing each other. That's my entire plot summary. Fortunately, Reddit came through with some better ones. They're under spoilers.

Andrew is (as I understand it) a friend and former roommate/housemate who has sexual assault allegations against him. Mikey is a hairdresser who also worked as Alex's caretaker at one time. It will comes as no surprise that all of these people have fallen out. Mikey pops up on Reddit from time to time; he's "zynthcat" in the screenshots.

This is a really long video for her-- almost 40 minutes. She's never had that much to say about mothering or even about her supposed advocacy. Also, this happened several years ago, and it's been discussed and dissected a million times over. Her newer followers and the followers who are there for baby content will have no idea what all of this is about.

Spoiler: Reddit summary #1

Spoiler: Reddit summary #2

Spoiler: comments from Mikey

Spoiler: Reddit summary #3

The Reddit summaries are good, and it's really unnecessary to add another one. This is always going to be he said-she said stuff, and, frankly, no one comes out looking good. Alex's main point is that she was the victim here. Shocking, I know. And it was several years ago. She'll be 30 next year. What a life.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

This is a trashy trash fire involving trashy people trashing each other. That's my entire plot summary.

You aren't joking. The immaturity is just bonkers; every single person in this story sucks at being an adult human. The reddit summaries are helpful because listening to Alex for 40 mins is out of the question (hell no, that voice, ugh), but Mikey is obviously just as full of it as Alex is.

Her Mom provided booze when Alex was 14? I don't think I knew her Mom was that huge of a trainwreck, too. Not shocking but interesting, and I did snort a bit when he referred to giving "her stinky ass" a bath.

Not related to the subject at hand, but I'm so squicked out by her body. Like, I KNOW she's a human, and it's a disability, and it doesn't mean anything about her humanity, but the way her stomach/ribcage/god-only-knows-what bulges out in the front and the way she highlights it with the crop tops is disturbing. I'm a terrible person, freely admit I'm going to Hell, but she looks like she's got a giant tumor sitting in her lap and my reptilian brain recoils from it. It's gross. Wear a shirt.

 

[often puzzled]

I'm sure no one is surprised, but the crazy thing Alex was alluding to turns out to be another visit from CPS.



She has reacted the way any reasonable parent would and made a YouTube video about it:

Video posted 10 November 2023, titled "INTERNET TROLLS KEEP CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ON US."

• Tracey (Noah's mom) answers the door and is "like-like giving me a look." It's CPS again (DCFS in Florida, she clarifies).
• Someone reported that Noah was making a pit bull fight the baby.
• She says the video in question was apparently one of the ones posted to TikTok. Noah, Ari, and Addie (a dog, who is not a pit bull-- there aren't any pit bulls at the residence) were all on the couch. Addie gets jealous of Ari and also had a bone in her mouth and wanted Noah to play.
• At the time, people warned Alex that Addie was "resource guarding" (which she was) and that they needed to be careful with the dog around the baby (they do).
• Alex: "and I'm like, what in the fuck is resource guarding? The dog has a damn bone in its mouth because it's a dog and it's like wanting to play."
• Transcript translates her saying "pit bulls" as "pimples," which is pretty funny.
• Worker says they were closing out Alex's last case when the call came into the hotline and was flagged. Any call that's flagged has to be investigated, according to the worker.
• Says that "they" (herself and Noah? she didn't clarify) will be "pursuing and investigation, and we have already started the process of investigating this." Warns that false reports can be prosecuted and are potentially punishable by fines and/or prison time. It sounds like they did look up the Florida statute, because she gives specific figures.
• Says that there are ways of finding out who made the calls and says that DCFS makes recordings of the calls. Says they'd recognize the voice, if it's someone they know. Adds that there are other ways of "finding out like a phone number and stuff."
• More about how they will investigate and prosecute.

Whoever is calling CPS really needs to fucking stop it. There are kids in Florida who really are getting killed by starving pit bulls in meth houses. It is really, really grim out there, and CPS can't even deal with all the legitimate cases of abuse. Alex and Noah are absolute idiots who should stop putting their poor parenting all over social media, but there is absolutely nothing CPS/DCFS can do-- or, really, should do.

Between this and the Andrew video, I've had more than enough idiot exposure today.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Noah was making a pit bull fight the baby.

This isn't funny but Im still amused. Made me think of a shirt one of my friends had once

I immediately pictured Ari with a knife in her teeth in a round with a pitbull and they're circling each other. Sorry I might be sleep deprived.

Says that "they" (herself and Noah? she didn't clarify) will be "pursuing and investigation

I think she means Child Services is going to investigate. I've seen few instances of them claiming they'll prosecute false claims but I've never seen it followed through. I think technically they can but I'm sure it's not worth it, really, unless it becomes egregious. Angry ex-spouses call in more false reports in a week than Alex has had called on her in 5 months. They might make a note in her file, but otherwise it's just part of their job.

That said I agree that anyone calling Child Services on them is a Ween of the highest order and I hope they make themselves known so we can treat them like the cow they are.

 

[GenociderSyo]

They can only prosecute false claims if they can prove malicious intent. If people online are calling because they really think the childs in danger, and when someone that disabled is involved random people in her neighborhood may be as well, that isn't a crime.

 

[Octopi]

Alex: "and I'm like, what in the fuck is resource guarding? The dog has a damn bone in its mouth because it's a dog and it's like wanting to play."

Gah, it makes me so nervous to know that someone with this poor an understanding of dogs is allowing a baby to be so near her dog(s?).