Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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He doesn't even need to apologize. He gave us a few days of top notch entertainment, and if he manages to grow as a person because of it (:optimistic:) - that's even better, everybody's a sucker for a good redemption arc and those are like Holy Grail of the lolcow sphere.
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I severely doubt he's going to grow as a person. That video where you can hear his autistic screaming from outside his house was from two years ago. He said he's doing the same thing now.

This is how Alex has always acted. He has used this same pattern of behavior to get his way in the past and his family always caves in to his demands. "Convert all my money into gold or I'll cut myself!" Do you think his dad really honestly thinks buying Alex gold with his welfare money is a wise choice? Or does he do it because Alex throws a tantrum? Do you think his parents chose to spend Alex's college fund on this four month long Mexican vacation?

Alex wants all of this to go away. He will not stop throwing a fit and trying all of his autistic tricks until he gets what he wants. Good for us that it will never happen.

To make a prediction, I think someone from Alex's family will somehow try to plea his case to the Farms. Alex is going to screech at his family until his dad writes Null an email, "Hey, can you please just delete whatever stupid shit my retard son put in the Internet so he will shut the fuck up?"

That's what I would like to see happen.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
To make a prediction, I think someone from Alex's family will somehow try to plea his case to the Farms. Alex is going to screech at his family until his dad writes Null and email, "Hey, can you please just delete whatever stupid shit my retard son put in the Internet so he will shut the fuck up?"
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This would be one of the funniest outcomes possible, I do hope he somehow sues the site though. I'd love to hear "Sperg Spectating" in a court document.
 
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If getting serious here...
AnOminous said:
People told him he was being a weirdo and schizoposting and gave him every opportunity to knock that shit off, but he just had to keep begging for attention. Now that he's got it, he's mad.
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In a previous post, I said that he was comfortable here, on Kiwifarms, I might have underestimated how much comfortable and so I want to expand on that.

In my mind, he viewed Kiwifarms as a social platform, like Facebook, where you could make friends, but could also say anything you wanted. Which is why he shared a lot of stuff about himself and didn't care about being a weirdo or reading the Cybersecurity 101 thread, after all, he got more "likes" ratings than dislike ratings, so that meant that he was "loved"

I'd even go as far to say that it was his main social outlet. This site was clearly important to him, hence why most of his post are about Kiwifarms and why he's sperging out during a vacation instead of enjoying it. He also would probably go back on everything he said about this site if everyone all of a sudden treated him the same way before he got exposed.

Even now, with his Kiwifarms account banned for a month, he's still talking to us, just on different platforms, and observing us with a sock account. It's like he never left.

You also have to factor that he's saying that he was "Betrayed by Kiwifarms", you wouldn't call strangers turning on you betrayal would you?

Again, I was only here 5 days before he got exposed, so maybe I'm wrong about his activities on this site.

Alex, I know you're reading this, be honest is what I'm saying true?

ETA: To further prove my point, on Kiwifarms, people interacted (and still do, just in a weird multi-website way) with him alot, unlike on his Youtube,Xitter and Facebook.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
This nigger is genuinely spending his entire vacation in Mexico sperging out at Kiwi Farms
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Even Patrick S. Tomlinson knew his time in Mexico was better spent "losing" his phone in a cenote.
PaperRoads said:
In my mind, he viewed Kiwifarms as a social platform, like Facebook, where you could make friends, but could also say anything you wanted.
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And meanwhile that's exactly not what it is and you'd have to be semi-retarded to think that. At least. Because "I love to fantasize to raping amputated children" is not something you should admit anywhere, much less here, where that is guaranteed to get you a thread mocking you for being such a sick fuck.

I am always fascinated when people show up and get a thread here for doing that. Did these tards not notice that ALMOST ALL of our threads these days are on people exactly like they are?
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I severely doubt he's going to grow as a person. That video where you can hear his autistic screaming from outside his house was from two years ago. He said he's doing the same thing now.
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Sadly I know.
Lolcows don't learn.
Lolcows don't grow.
Lolcows reject advice.
Still it's good to encourage attempts - maybe one day we'll witness a miracle.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
I was working on a post for the John Lasheras thread and this video reminded me of Alex when he's in his angry phase, talking about taking down Kiwi Farms
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It's like they don't understand that the absolute funniest thing that guarantees them a continuing thread is when they get so intensely angry that they're practically losing their minds. It's hilarious.
 
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He looks rough, he definitely doesn't sleep a lot
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This nigger keeps surprising me. "God has spoken to me, space is real, and I did bad things in a past life so that's why I'm retarded now. Also there's no holy water, Okay?"
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He had a livestream. There is no chat archive, but Josh was in the stream.

He started stream accidently, and just rolled with it. When he was unaware he was even recording himself he still sounds fucking retarded and schizophrenic.
 
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PaperRoads said:
He looks rough, he definitely doesn't sleep a lot
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Sleep, bitch! Why do you hate yourself so much? Just quit the whole axing lolis thing. It's bad. Good people would never do that.
CallmeCicada said:
If he is going to start imitating EVERYTHING that Chris did. I am a little concerned about his mother.

Also, Alex. Please get some Fanta.
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Do not follow Chris.

No deity approves of what you do. Chopping off the limbs of children is not good. At all. It's evil.

Quit doing that.

Quit masturbating to that you evil weirdo.

You need to renounce evil. Stop doing that.

Jesus Christ hates, in every possible universe, your diseased idea that it's a good idea to hack the limbs off children and then rape them.

This is just a really bad idea. Kill yourself if you still think this is okay behavior.

You're scum.
 
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