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Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.
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That kid will never hear about Kiwi farms.
She will disappear from the spotlight like she already has and might only get mentioned during child support proceedings.
Ethan will never visit the kid until maybe he is a teenager.
This is more of people hoping the kid doesn't end up a total fuckup like Ralph and his dumbass child mother.
She will disappear from the spotlight like she already has and might only get mentioned during child support proceedings.
Ethan will never visit the kid until maybe he is a teenager.
This is more of people hoping the kid doesn't end up a total fuckup like Ralph and his dumbass child mother.
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If she knows what's good for her. This will be some stupid story like "Your daddy died in the war as a hero"
EDIT: I'm sure Ralph got told these stories as well about Ronnie so the cycle repeats itself.
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Baby xander may have a thread but he also has a clean slate. Unfortunately for him, he'll be raised surrounded by tards. Most children seem to be on social media these days and tend to stupidly overshare, we'll know rather quickly if he takes after his father unless he gets a name change.
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I mean, Xander isnt his real name till it is written on the birth certificate. If Faith is able to rub to neurons together, she will write down a different name.
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You just know that Faith is going to talk shit to the kid about his deadbeat dad. "That useless gunt father of yours, lil xander. Seems the gunt is late on his childsupport lemons once again" etc. One day, toddler xander will 100% google "gunt ethan ralph" and he will learn the unfortunate reality of the creature that sired him. Hell, his first word will probably be "gunt".
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Eh, the more realistic option is that the Vickers will raise the kid as their own and say Faith is his older sister instead of his mom to cover up this major fuck up and then wait to tell him the truth when he's 18. Anything is certainly possible.
ErrForceOnez
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is it known for a fact that that did not already happen with her 'little brother' she was pictured with?
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The best outcome for the DEMON BABY is that Ralph ends up either drinking himself to death or locked up for the majority of the babies development, the baby is then raised by Matthew Vickers and his wife.
DonDaLemon
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My first instinct was to say well they did a shit job with faith. You're right though. When they lost her they went across the country to get her back. Ralph wouldn't do that for anybody. Fuck he couldn't be fucked to go looking for his cat.
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We must be getting close to the due date now.
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Ten pages on your Kiwi Farms thread before you've even entered the world. That must be a record.
Lobster Cult High Priest
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Ralph would just send Gaytor across the country to get his child back.
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Babies due on May 25th.
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The Black Jesus of Kiwifarms, Xander Bruce Joshua Cornelius Moonman Matthew Vickers!
73 Denominations
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Agreed, but only because this thread will cross over to Tard Baby General.
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Kind of funny how the world's best dad is spending the final weeks of Faith's pregnancy fucking some whore and bitching at his ex boyfriend Joshua rather than spending it with the mother of his guntling. The baby has mentally ill mother and callous and negligent father, if I was one of the radioluminescent ones I'd have to put it on some kind of list.
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Or spending time with his own mother who is dying of cancer.
World's best dad, and son.
Bloody bunny
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The universe weeps for this child.View attachment 1786229
Gender reveal! Baby boy, and he's gonna be named Alexander Vickers!
Keep winning gunty!
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Ethan Oliver Ralph is such an alpha chad, he refers to his (alleged) spawn as the Ralphababy. This is totally not cringe worthy, or childish.
It's been a bumpy ride on Guntry Road.
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The 27th of May is when the Guntling will drop, assuming nothing happens before that.
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To-do:
Gather other information relating to the spawn. There's Vickers' tweets about the Demon Baby being hungry, and other stuff here and there.
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Alright, I finally read the entire thread...
Truly feel sad for Ethan Oliver Ralph's son, this (real) poor soul is truly beneath gutter oil economically, socially and genetically,
Kind of inspired to write up a letter to be posted here addressing kid Vickers, maybe it will disappear as someday Kiwifarms will cease to exist. But I can at least try and be hopeful of the slim chance that someday an archive in the darkweb will come his way.
Or just food-for-thought about how to defy the challenges of being the neglected child of a person as monstrous as Ethan Ralph.
Truly feel sad for Ethan Oliver Ralph's son, this (real) poor soul is truly beneath gutter oil economically, socially and genetically,
Kind of inspired to write up a letter to be posted here addressing kid Vickers, maybe it will disappear as someday Kiwifarms will cease to exist. But I can at least try and be hopeful of the slim chance that someday an archive in the darkweb will come his way.
Or just food-for-thought about how to defy the challenges of being the neglected child of a person as monstrous as Ethan Ralph.