Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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[The Judean People's Front]

The hooker with three tits from Total Recall has really let herself go.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Haven’t watched her last two uploads, but Fat Al’s biggest influence herself, Kelly Strack, has just uploaded her birth/delivery vlog. Guaranteed Fat Al will have just seen a dose of reality as Kelly had a 48hr labour prior to an emergency C section. For those interested, leave any high expectations at the door, because Kelly is just as vapid as Fat Alex

ETA: watching the most recent vlog, and honestly…read a fucking pregnancy book Alex…or even better, take a class. Your ob/gyn doesn’t have time to explain absolutely everything about pregnancy/birth. They expect mothers to have enough interest and intelligence to do some independent learning. Back in my day, prenatal classes were compulsory for first time mothers. They covered not just the pregnancy and birth, but also the early at home care requirements.

Also, just because your baby might be big, doesn’t mean it will arrive early. Kelly’s baby boy was 9lb 2oz and wasn’t early. I suspect by saying she thinks her baby will come early, is actually covering for an already booked C section that’s she’s not yet ready to admit to.

 

[often puzzled]

There's no reason to call CPS on Alex. She won't be a good mother, and she'll do maddening things, but the child isn't going to be sleeping in a pile of roach feces in a meth shack. CPS is so overloaded that they don't even have the manpower to deal with heartbreakingly terrible situations. That won't stop Reddit, of course.

The blonde-with-massive-roots thing does make her look like a methed-up trailer park queen, though. The greasiness also contributes to that look.

Anyway, have a bunch of Instagram grid posts.

Spoiler: nursery grid post

Beige nightmare nursery. Commenter observes-- correctly-- that the shelves are upside-down.





She tags literally everything.



"LITTLE MAN CAVE" is the stupidest wall art ever.





More tagging.

Spoiler: jewelry grid post

Tagged the brand, who did respond.



Highly filtered photo.



The rest of the grid post pictures were just photos of her ugly jewelry.

Convertible crib, $249.00 (USD).

Spoiler: Halloween CONSOOM grid post

It was a video of a ton of stuff she'd purchased.



Someone asks if she could support more small businesses. Alex claims she does. Commenters reply with LOLOLOLOL.

Spoiler: striped atrocity

Video of striped atrocity:

Video I neglected to include in previous dump (it's older):

We conclude with best boy Bruno:

 

[I call shenanigans]

Beige nightmare nursery. Commenter observes-- correctly-- that the shelves are upside-down.

She explained that those shelves go either way. Upside down, according to her, they are a shelf with a hanging rail for grow-suits, hair bands etc. Very likely just another vapid TikTok influencer hack, but to Fat Alex that’s gospel, a real thing, and safe!

 

[I call shenanigans]

Just a little bit of news. Fat Alex and her roommate have now attended an in person baby care class.

Also, Priscilla P is now getting a lot of pushback to the level she now has her own subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/PriscillaP/s/szfJMSbkHO This subreddit does also post about other Fat Al reactors.

ETA: Both Michelle (Priscilla P) and Cornella (I’m just reacting) are more unhinged than ever with the reddit, while Tarah (Country Shade Tree) appears to have gone to ground. None of them are taking being publically outed as hypocrites, in a forum they can’t delete criticism from, very well.

ETA 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/PriscillaP/s/5sIXGjvcXF
I know the reactor getting a beating in this one isn’t Pricilla or Nella or MommaGoob, but have no idea who she is. She actually nods off during her own react.

ETA 3: It’s Keepin it Keute aka Crackhead Carrie https://youtube.com/@jag-bi8ry who looks to regularly post under the influence.

Also Nella’s other channel https://youtube.com/@allthingsnella lots of personal stuff on this one plus over 10k subs so bigger than her Fat Al reaction channel. Instagram and Facebook are also both All Things Nella. The two channels don’t link to each other, nor does her reaction channel link to her Instagram or Facebook accounts. According to Reddit her full governmen5 name is Cornella Nalls Dixon Weston. https://www.reddit.com/r/PriscillaP/s/PP6z2Z0i3Y

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Nesting at 8 Months Pregnant: Final Touches Before Baby’s Arrival!​

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Nesting at 8 Months Pregnant: Final Touches Before Baby’s Arrival!​

As expected, Baby is merely a vehicle for demonstrating Alex's matching ability. Completely unnecessary shit for hospital ordered and linked.

A white mobile? Baby can't discern that, but that's not the point.

Impending arrival as an endless shopping trip. I'm imagining soon she'll be complaining about all the junk in the house. Also, that no one told her how hard motherhood would be.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Wait until she realises she can't rehome the kid like her previous cats and dogs.

 

[Lidl Drip]

She still didn't pack the hospital bag, she's 36 weeks and still thinks "he will come early" but she still has to wait for a bunch of useless crap from Amazon to arrive first. Just throw some clothes, a charger and some granola bars in there, holy shit.

She bought soooo much useless shit in this video, the worst thing was the device that cuts the crust off your sandwiches?! American bread already has soft crust and Alex has a full set of teeth so idk why she would need this and it didn't even work, lmao.

 

[roo farmer]

Highly filtered photo.

Woof, she filters her face to a normal human size, without realizing it makes her look like she has massive tranny hands. She has no neck and she has no wrist

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Nesting at 8 Months Pregnant: Final Touches Before Baby’s Arrival!​

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[The Judean People's Front]

attended an in person baby care class.

I wondered who those classes were for when the one I attended started out with "this is the uterus" - and now I'm like ah yes - People who combust brain cells trying to stick two sheets of plastic together. I'm sincerely glad they took a class and I hope they took notes.

I'm imagining soon she'll be complaining about all the junk in the house. Also, that no one told her how hard motherhood would be.

Toddler spread is inevitable and I hope there's at least one adult who will gift baby neckfearless some brightly colored, LOUD toys that will become his favorite and forever dragged into the living room. Honestly, it would only improve that bland, Thomas Kinkade-ass living room. Her whole style is "hotel art" - the most bland, inoffensive and devoid of personality shit I've ever seen.

 

[stupid frog]

Nesting at 8 Months Pregnant: Final Touches Before Baby’s Arrival!​

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Spoiler: AI Video Summary Points

- **Pumpkin Spice Enthusiasm**: The video starts with Alexandra sharing her excitement about the pumpkin spice season, which she sees as a personal favorite. She mentions her love for seasonal flavors and how it brings joy during her pregnancy.

- **Pregnancy Update**: Alexandra, who is 34 weeks pregnant, discusses her physical discomforts, including pelvic girdle pain and abdominal issues. She anticipates that her baby might arrive early and shares her experience of balancing summer activities with her late pregnancy.

- **Hospital Bag Preparation**: Alexandra and her partner are preparing their hospital bags, discussing their choices like using carry-on luggage for comfort, including a fan for labor, and deciding which items to pack. She highlights the importance of packing practical items, such as a fan that can double as a stroller accessory.

- **Nesting Activities**: The video shows Alexandra working on various nesting activities, including setting up a crib mobile, preparing homemade Uncrustables for future convenience, and organizing her hospital essentials. She reflects on how these activities help her prepare for the baby’s arrival.

- **Personal Reflections**: Alexandra shares her thoughts on how being pregnant in summer has been both challenging and a good distraction. She expresses excitement about having the baby during the holiday season and the cozy activities that lie ahead.

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WTF SHE'S BRINGING HER OWN FAN TO LABOUR? LMAO

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Ain’t nothing cozy about the first few weeks of parenthood. Where the HELL is she getting that from?

The only ‘coziness’ is managing more than a few hours of sleep at once, crawling into a shower every few days and knowing you have survived another 24 hours without killing yourself or your baby.

I don’t watch her videos; too banal and consumerism oriented but will start watching in the next few weeks.

She’s due to soon start having Braxton-Hicks contractions and I suspect she’ll act as though she’s the only person who’s ever had those.

I also am curious to see if she does any sane meal prep, involving freezing as many decent meals as possible.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Haven’t watched this but have read a few things including she didn’t have the “bandwidth “ to have a pedicure and manicure on the same day. Oh dear…does she realise she’s not just pregnant, but there will be a high demand newborn she’s responsible for, possibly in the next 4 weeks that will not care about her “bandwidth”. I do think she probably has an elective c section scheduled for 38 weeks, and that is why she’s back on the talking point of believing her baby will come early. I wonder how long it will be before she finds the munchie term “spoons”, or is that not a TikTok thing.

Packing snacks for hospital is something that surprised me when I first saw YouTubers like Sierra Schultzzie and Becky from Acre Homestead packing their hospital bags. In their case though they were packing hubby’s favourite snacks, whereas we know Alex is packing for herself. Totally unnecessary given hospitals generally have cafeterias, and if not they at least have vending machines. They also have fans Fat Al. The “long cords” always gets to me. I realise they think it’s necessary to reach the power points behind the bed….that are for emergency equipment if required…but the better option is a juice/bank/power bank with a short cord. These let you keep your phone in your gown pocket so they don’t walk on their own.

Has she packed maternity bras? Don’t answer that, I’m sure the answer is no. Does she realise yet that she’s going to bleed (need sanitary pads) and leak (need nursing pads) yet. Back in my day we had to provide our own along with disposable nappies. I’m sure that would depend on the hospital though, but she will need these things at home for after discharge.

I also am curious to see if she does any sane meal prep, involving freezing as many decent meals as possible.

While I’ve heard other influencers talk about “food trains” where friends and family provide a meal on a rostered basis for the first couple of weeks, Fat Alex doesn’t appear to have that option. It’ll be Uber Eats all the way, or Yar escaping the screaming baby and tantrum throwing Alex with the excuse of picking up takeout meals.

ETA:

Ain’t nothing cozy about the first few weeks of parenthood.

The only “cozy” thing for me in the first few weeks was not having to get out of my dressing gown except to shower. I did have more than 1

 

[Lidl Drip]

I do think she probably has an elective c section scheduled for 38 weeks, and that is why she’s back on the talking point of believing her baby will come early.

That's a good point. She mentioned the baby is quite big already so they probably have it planned early and she already knows and is prepping her audience for that.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Took one for the team and watched it so you don’t have to…nor should you.

Has she packed maternity bras? Don’t answer that, I’m sure the answer is no.

Well bugger me, the cow has said she actually ordered maternity bras. Did she go to a local lingerie shop to be measured for them…of course not! Instead she ordered multiple pairs off Amazon, that guaranteed will NOT be the correct size. She will never learn!

Also she bought herself the exact same pj’s as Kelly Strack bought. Plus she bought a “pregnant girl summer” t-shirt in size 4X, supposedly to accomodate the bump. I would expect a t-shirt with that graphic to actually already accomodate the bump. Let’s see how fitted it is when she finally puts it on.

Plus she demonstrated her failure to make peanut butter and jelly uncrustables with a new Amazon purchase. She couldn’t get it to work properly, but I’m certain ate all three sandwiches anyway, and didn’t recommend. Surprisingly, she didn’t link it either, so I guess there is some level of consciousness in her vapid body.

Claims she’s a “planner”, which is as laughable as her claim not to be a “snacker” as she prepares snacks before showing us her snack bag for hospital. Can’t possibly pack what she already has into her hospital bag, then add the delayed items when they arrive. To my way of thinking, a “planner” would have a list and tick shit off as it is packed. I’m not sure what Fat Alex thinks a planner is. Seriously, I think it would be funny if she goes into labour and her bag still isn’t packed because she’s saving that for a vlog in 4 days time. It wouldn’t hurt her, or the baby, just her pride.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I don’t get buying a gadget to remove crusts. Cheap bitch that I am, gently ripping them off is sufficient.

If she was anticipating a vaginal birth and at most a few days in hospital, she’d realize she doesn’t need to bring that much, especially snacks.

Many women are ready to eat a horse after labor and delivery. An almost equal number are too tired and overwhelmed with becoming a mom that they need to be gently encouraged to eat.

After a C section, same appl.

 

[Concerned Onlooker]

She still didn't pack the hospital bag, she's 36 weeks and still thinks "he will come early" but she still has to wait for a bunch of useless crap from Amazon to arrive first. Just throw some clothes, a charger and some granola bars in there, holy shit.

She just hit the 34 week mark a few days ago. I'm on board with the thought that she will deliver 2 weeks early but not because she went into labor early.