the worst thing was the device that cuts the crust off your sandwiches?! American bread already has soft crust and Alex has a full set of teeth so idk why she would need this
She claimed it would be a useful device for when baby boy needs to eat. She could have frozen ones that she’d just need to thaw out. That’s how they market what she was trying to copy. She clearly hasn’t gotten to the class where they talk about managing teething, or good nutrition for infants.
Baby boy is going to be a fatty if that’s the kind of nutritionally bankrupt crap she plans on feeding him.
I don’t get buying a gadget to remove crusts. Cheap bitch that I am, gently ripping them off is sufficient.
Probably thinks it’s more aesthetic with neatly crimped edges. She was going for home made uncrustables. They aren’t a thing in Australia, I’ve certainly never seen them in supermarkets, although I wouldn’t be looking for them either, but as
@Barbarella says, the edges are sealed.
https://www.smuckersuncrustables.com/articles
If she was anticipating a vaginal birth and at most a few days in hospital, she’d realize she doesn’t need to bring that much, especially snacks.
In most hospitals around the first world, these days a vaginal birth is a one night stay at most, with daily nurse home visits to check on mother and baby for a few days.
if you give birth at night they won't bring you any food in most places cause kitchen is closed (idk how it is in the US tbf).
Nurses will usually get a pre-made sandwich for you, plus there are always vending machines in hospitals these days.
But will she admit that she had a c-section, or will she pretend it was a natural birth?
She will absolutely admit a c section, if for no other reason than gaining sympathy for being in pain, and in her case virtually immobile. What she won’t admit is the real reason for it
Like others, I am befuddled by a dedicated device to remove sandwich crusts. Isn't that what a knife is for?
I always thought it was to seal in the sloppy content while toasting them up. Turns out they are just frozen sandwiches, although easy to toast up. One could say a dupe pop tart. How lazy can someone get that they need frozen sandwiches full of jams, jellies, peanut paste and Nutella. I would think that’s the last thing a binge eater, constant snacker needs on hand. There’s nothing healthy about them at all, as in no meat, cheese, or veg. They are just sugar laden treats using Smuckers brand spreads.
This demure thing is something that originated on TikTok
There is nothing “demure” about either Fat Al or Nancy. A fan isn’t in the definition of demure, especially an electronic hand held fan. Could well be in the definition of deathfat though.
ETA: Meant to say that the photo of her belly in the pink get-up, is her real belly. We can finally see some of the scarring from her laparoscopic gastric bypass, and her naval relocation from her abdominoplasty is also evident. Her plastic surgeon didn’t do a great job on that from the look of it, but it may just be her weight gain has distorted it into a Franken-naval
Oopsie baby with a black man who you aren't even married too, way to fuck up your entire life.