Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[stupid frog]

This girl is only 31?!?! I THOUGHT SHE WAS PUSHING 40 OMG

 

[I call shenanigans]

The other people brought a lovely brown labrador along, but Bruno was boarded. Just rehome the poor creature already!

Did they though? I initially thought that as well, but all we saw were two shots of dogs in the township. I’m not even sure they were the same dog. We didn’t see the dog at the Air BnB, even when they were outside playing the corn hole game. A dog would have been all over that.

Archive (because fuck it, it's the Kiwi way):
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I just watched this. Turns out Alex was “invited” to that store to try on plus sized wedding dresses. The store was clearly closed with 4 staff members to serve her. None of the shop samples came close to fitting her which makes me wonder if she lied to them about her actual size so they had no 24/26 to pull for her try on. It looked like there was 6-8” gap in the back for most of the try ons which makes me think the shop samples were her “true size 18’s”. Yes I realise this was filmed in July 2020, so a month after her elopement and 11 months before the actual wedding. She absolutely got star treatment, and it’s a long ad for Ivory and Main, yet she claims it’s “not sponsored”. Makes me wonder if she paid for that dress at all.

Also, just saw this on her “more info”

BUSINESS INQUIRIES: Kirstin.enlow@thedigitalbrandarchitects.com

I assume Kirsten Enlow was her manager back in the day. I gather she got dumped in the meantime.

 

[Tumbo II]

This girl is only 31?!?! I THOUGHT SHE WAS PUSHING 40 OMG

Being Fat really is like the worst kind of time machine.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Can anyone shed any light on soon to be grandma Fearless’s diabetes. Yesterday I watched an old stream where Alex said she’s Type 1. In her medicine haul during their recent mother and daughter visit to pedophile father in Florida, Nancy showed her medication haul. I saw lots of metformin but no insulin. Sure, the insulin vials may have already been stashed in the hotel room fridge, but I also know Alex is a known pathological liar. I’m wondering if Alex is saying she’s type 1 to take away from the fact that soon to be grandma Fearless was just a fat fuck and type 1 sounds less self inflicted than type 2.

 

[Blackpink]

Did they though? I initially thought that as well, but all we saw were two shots of dogs in the township

You might be right that the chocolate lab was not a part of their travel group.
Here I see some people holding a smaller doggo in the background but I'm not sure these are Yar's family members and I can't be bothered to look again...


At any rate, the Airbnb allows pets for an extra fee and they could have taken Bruno, but knowing how little attention he is usually paid, he most likely had a better time in the dog hotel.
None of this makes a big difference though and I still hope Bruno gets rehomed with loving, engaged and active owners soon.

Last week Fat Alex posted the below reel to fish for sympathy and validation:


( spoiler : filtering out her four chinz is not among them)







1. There was absolutely nothing stopping you from going back to school apart from laziness and stupidity. 2. This thinner version you're mourning was obese, too. 3. If only you were fortunate enough to have money, time and access to qualified therapists 4. Your husband adores Uniqlo. 5. I don't ever wanna see this pasty deflated gut again.. Back to baby - so he will be obese and eat crap, just like moma? Got it.

 

[often puzzled]

Price tally and outfits from Lake George vlog.

All prices USD.

Medication tracker: $12.99 (Amazon)
Waffle romper: $35.99 (currently 5% off, Amazon)
Abercrombie shorts: $34.99 (clearance price, originally $40)
Versed cleansing balm: $17.07 (Amazon)

= $101.04

She didn't do a try-on for the clothes, but here are the items on the models, for future Alex vs Reality reference:

Romper:



Shorts:



Not much on Instagram yesterday-- just her Duolingo streak and a reel about baking fails:



So far today, she's shared an adorable picture of Bruno . . . with a caption about her being on the toilet. Remember that poop/bathroom fetish mentioned in the OP? Yeah . . .

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Good work on the OP. The standard issue fat girl brown man accessory always skeeves me out.

Fat bitches always be pointing at shit.



Nancy is a prominent part of her life and story. I would like to suggest you insert a pic of her in the OP. I have no idea what she looks like, and I don't want to watch a hundred videos to find out.

 

[often puzzled]

Nancy is a prominent part of her life and story. I would like to suggest you insert a pic of her in the OP. I have no idea what she looks like, and I don't want to watch a hundred videos to find out.

Done. Also added a link to Nancy's Instagram.

Since people probably don't want to reread the whole OP to see those changes, here's Nancy:



And here's Nancy's Instagram.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Oh, great, another train wreck for me to watch. Thanks, OP.

She reminds me of that show "I'm Pregnant and...." that ran in 2007-09. The "and" could be homelessness, anorexia, bipolar, jailed. Someone observed it should really be "I'm Pregnant and Don't Give a Fuck." Get into good eating and exercise habits for that baby you Luv Sooo Much? Naw.

The infant is really just an excuse for more shopping, sponsors and then content farm. Sucks for Alex, cuz boys get boring clothes, like little polos and khakis. Get ready for a whole bunch of gross antics starting with that 3rd trimester. Then defending her godawful parenting choices. Circumcision or not should be fun! Pop that corn.

 

[I call shenanigans]

here's Nancy:

But the question on everyone’s lips lately seems to be “where’s Nancy?”

Normally Nancy appears in almost every blog, but she went missing around the time of the eclipse (April 8th). I’m left wondering what crime against humanity she committed to be iced out, or is she the one doing the icing. Sure we saw Alex buy her doc martens for Mother’s Day, but it didn’t appear she actually visited. There also doesn’t seem to be any more activity on the baby shower planning they are supposed to be doing together. All they’ve done so far is get a venue, and Alex has mailed the invites. Has grandma fearless to be done a narcissist discard on her daughter, or is she being discarded by her narcissist daughter? Could it be that the internet finally revealing grandpa fearless to be’s penchant for schoolgirls has made her realise how stupid she is letting him back into her life, that she’s finally drawn a line in the sand that Alex won’t accept?

Circumcision or not should be fun!

If she has her way, he’ll be a rocket head. It will likely depend on whether Yar had the cut or not, but also depends on the paediatrician and whether they are pro or con cutting.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

The boy-mom arc is going to be interesting

 

[Blackpink]

Who summoned Nancy?
Nancy Thomas, she decided to keep pedo dad's family name.
Some throw back images until she makes an appearance in her spawn's vlogs again.
The baby shower should take place in about two weeks and if she is not there we will know for sure they had a massive falling out.
But I'm on the fence about that, as none of them has any other friends and it's highly unlikely they won't make up.
Nancy is also the only person who has some semblance to love for FA despite their toxic relationship.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Latest Fat Alex drop. Whatever you do don’t forget she’s pregnant.

 

[often puzzled]

Here's the yewtube link for this latest vlog, called "WALMART MATERNITY SHOPPING + PREGNANCY CRAVING! day in my life vlog."

Looking clean, healthy, and glowing:



Products shilled; all prices USD:

Maybelline skin tint: $13.98 (Amazon)
Makeup by Mario palatte: $50.00 (Sephora)
Covergirl lip stain: $8.86
maxi dress: $49.99 (Amazon)
straw purse: $27.99 (Amazon)
sunglasses: $15.99 (Amazon)
maternity underwear: (3 pack for $11.94, Walmart, sizes top out at 3X)
steering wheel cover: $27.99 (Amazon)

Total = $206.74

Alex vs Reality: Maxi Dress Edition

Dress on model:



Dress on Alex:



She tried on two pairs of maternity jeans at Walmart. According to her, the first pair (the dark wash) was "loose." She ended up not getting either pair, so they're not included in the total above.

 

[Lidl Drip]

So she mentioned that for her "Babymoon" they are going to a vinyard?! Uhhh?? Why would you pick that as a location when you are pregnant and CAN'T DRINK WINE?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Latest Fat Alex drop. Whatever you do don’t forget she’s pregnant.

Archive:

 

[Narwhal]

So how many elbees do we reckon she'll pack on and blame it on her prEGNanCy?

 

[Blackpink]

So how many elbees do we reckon she'll pack on and blame it on her prEGNanCy?

Yes. MANY.
It's impossible to know how many because she never reveals her weight or lies about it, and slim filters the heck out of her videos. So we have to rely on the frames where said filters glitch.
She is gaining very rapidly and is way more excited about food than anything related to her baby and future motherhood.
Will she be mobile enough to take care of her son? If Amy Ramadan could, it should be possible in theory and she is still young but the odds are there will be many complications and difficulties.
Fat Alex is adamant that it's perfectly fine and dandy to be morbidly obese and claims this has absolutely no correlation to health, therefore she will dig her neanderthal feet in and never admit to anything but her issues will manifest in other ways so it will definitely be interesting to watch.
ETA : she said the jeans were loose.
Where??

 

[I call shenanigans]

ETA : she said the jeans were loose.
Where??

No doubt the stretch panel that is designed to cover a 9 month pregnant belly. When you compare that panel to her normally very tight jeans I’m sure they did feel loose to her. Those legs though were skin tight and likely at to full extent of their stretch. I don’t care, summer or not, most women will want a pair of maternity jeans during their pregnancy. Alex though will just wear track pants when it gets cold in the evenings.

 

[often puzzled]

ETA : she said the jeans were loose.
Where??

No doubt the stretch panel that is designed to cover a 9 month pregnant belly. When you compare that panel to her normally very tight jeans I’m sure they did feel loose to her. Those legs though were skin tight and likely at to full extent of their stretch. I don’t care, summer or not, most women will want a pair of maternity jeans during their pregnancy. Alex though will just wear track pants when it gets cold in the evenings.

She provided more photos of the jeans in her most recent Instagram grid post, and I searched the Walmart website for comparison photos.

Photos from the grid post:



Caption and a few of the comments (either she doesn't get troll comments, or she watches her comments section like a hawk):



I'm not sure I found the exact jeans she was wearing, but I found two styles by the brand she was trying on-- Time and Tru-- and those are the photos I'm including here:



From her Instagram stories:



Bruno is adorable. Alex is fat, and she tags the living daylights out of her Instagram posts: every brand is tagged, and she even tags Duolingo in her streak post.