Lake George Vlog highlights:
The Airbnb has a pool that's not open yet, therefore was still full of algae. Fat Alex very disappointed. Did not read listing where it says pool opens from July onwards.
Zero outdoor activities other than waddling for a few meters while filming, what a great chance to extort some hand holding from Yar under the pretense of it being unsafe.
Gorging on deep fried calorie laden food items, no vegetable in sight.
The other people brought a lovely brown labrador along, but Bruno was boarded. Just rehome the poor creature already! He is so sweet and leads such a sad boring life between his two feckless neglectful owners. What's with fatsos that can barely wipe their ass but insist on having dogs?
Fat Alex to husband: "you look so cute!" (in his run of the mill t-shirt and shorts)
Husband to Fat Alex : " I just adore Uniqlo!"
Typical exchange.
She leans in 99% of their pictures and he just stands there, hands in pockets.
Doesn't reciprocate any physical signs of affection.
Never compliments his wife and shows the personality of a wet stone. Interestingly, he looks quite animated and cheerful interacting with his friends.
A little girl tries to get within the frame as FA films the men playing outside and she doesn't acknowledge her at all, and kind of swats her away from the frame.
Initially I thought she would high five the girl but she was clearly annoyed and very awkward about the kid. Same person who will rely on her maternal instincts and refuses to read anything on parenthood. OK.
Slathers something on to remove make up but doesn't wash it with water, just wipes it off and proceeds to put spf on top.
Blue Romper's twin Pink Romper is joining the forces at the trenches of FA's unmentionables.
She most definitely ordered it to spite her critics and I can't wait to see how deep this one's wedgie will be.
Can't really blame her for shoving her pants up her crotch though, it's likely the only stimulation this area receives.
