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Thank you to everyone who put work into the OP and who continue to archive her shenanigans! I'm glad to see her get her own thread.
Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother
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The now iconic blue romper, flossing her labia at this point.
A closer look at her legs, note the wonky part where she slimmed them down.
She is close to, if not surpassed her all time highest weight (first picture in the OP) , just before her bypass.
She has another 4 months to full term.
ETA: During research for the OP, I came across this very frustrated poster's opinion on FA on Guru gossip and I saved it because it's funny, summarises what many think of her so well and it's is still so true after 4 and a half years.
A closer look at her legs, note the wonky part where she slimmed them down.
She is close to, if not surpassed her all time highest weight (first picture in the OP) , just before her bypass.
She has another 4 months to full term.
ETA: During research for the OP, I came across this very frustrated poster's opinion on FA on Guru gossip and I saved it because it's funny, summarises what many think of her so well and it's is still so true after 4 and a half years.
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Absolutely! She models her reactions on the more recent and nastier FFG, but she hasn’t the following to get away with it. If you played a drinking game where every time she called Alex a heifer, you’d need to be in rehab. Every outfit to Priscilla is “disgusting”. Priscilla is as bad an ex-fatty as reformed Christians or ex-smokers can be. Alex uploads 3 times per week yet Priscilla can manage 3 uploads a day. No-one can react to Alex without Priscilla reacting to their reaction. She’s a leech and a clout chaser. Any video she puts out that isn’t about Alex gets less than half the views of her Alex ones. I’d suggest that she’s skating a very thin line when it comes to YouTube TOS regarding bullying and harassment, and should Alex take the time to report her, could actually lose monetisation or even her channel. She also can’t take criticism, the same as many reactors. Anyone calling her out gets a mouthful. Calling it now that she’ll never reach the lofty heights of her idol FFG. She’s not even been around for 6 months, and already her own subscribers are turning on her both in her own comments and on Reddit.
She’s definitely gained the majority of her weight back post bypass surgery, but it’s hard to know just how much given how photoshopped everything is. I don’t think she’s all the way back to 389lb, but I do think she’s back over 350lb, and there’s no magic injection or surgery that is going to help her get that regain or even just the extra baby weight off once foetus fearless is out of the oven
ETA: Watching the latest stream now and I’m a tad confused. Isn’t Memorial Day all about remembering fallen soldiers (like our Anzac Day). No decorations, but lots of silence and services. I would have thought those decorations were more about celebrating something like 4th of July
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Wonder what drive thru she bought, drink on left.
New tshirt is 4X, though she tried to hide the tag.
The Ad she bought from versus reality.
She is mass-ive. She must hoover the snackies in these days.
Lol, true.
They assume correctly. Credit to GG for the screen shots above.
Lastly, move over Becky/Thumb/Beck-no-neck. There's a new sheriff in town.
There's lots more I would like to post but I'm short on time and the site seems to hate inserting larger files to posts.
Very well done @I call shenanigans @Diet Coke 4 Life @Blackpink @often puzzled and all others who got this thread off the ground. After April, she's my favourite cow. You guys rock.
New tshirt is 4X, though she tried to hide the tag.
The Ad she bought from versus reality.
She is mass-ive. She must hoover the snackies in these days.
Lol, true.
They assume correctly. Credit to GG for the screen shots above.
Lastly, move over Becky/Thumb/Beck-no-neck. There's a new sheriff in town.
There's lots more I would like to post but I'm short on time and the site seems to hate inserting larger files to posts.
Very well done @I call shenanigans @Diet Coke 4 Life @Blackpink @often puzzled and all others who got this thread off the ground. After April, she's my favourite cow. You guys rock.
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Will admit to cackling at the comments on her Korean Corndog TikTok (took a gander because why the hell not, no account needed when you're using the power of a browser lolz)
Video in question:
Comments that made me grin with glee:
ETA: OMFG I am dying here!!!
Video in question:
Comments that made me grin with glee:
ETA: OMFG I am dying here!!!
Had to rewatch multiple times to verify because I didn't believe my eyes. But lady went from normal fatty:
and still normal fatty:
to being warped:
and warped some more:
To 'what the fuck is this lmfao she suddenly has a rocket tit instead of a floopy flap jack':
and still normal fatty:
to being warped:
and warped some more:
To 'what the fuck is this lmfao she suddenly has a rocket tit instead of a floopy flap jack':
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If anyone here uses Instagram and wants to take one for the team, it would be helpful to have her lolcow content screen grabbed now and again.
I don't mean posts from the past, as this is a huge (t)ask, but rather keeping tabs on her current shit.
Fatlexandra's filtering and photo shopping is so abundant, especially on Insta, that it's become almost irrelevant - if she published it, it's filtered to high heavens. So I don't know how worthy this topic is, but other things can provide material for discussion such as the weird body language between her and her husband, bopo BS etc.
I don't mean posts from the past, as this is a huge (t)ask, but rather keeping tabs on her current shit.
Fatlexandra's filtering and photo shopping is so abundant, especially on Insta, that it's become almost irrelevant - if she published it, it's filtered to high heavens. So I don't know how worthy this topic is, but other things can provide material for discussion such as the weird body language between her and her husband, bopo BS etc.
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I'm happy to do it. Here are her most recent Instagram stories:
Shared someone stroking her ego:
This refers to the reel that I've shared below:
Gorgeous view, anyway:
Like Robyn, she seems to be a fan of the boomerangs.
And here's her most recent Instagram reel:
The reel purports to be about "plus-size pregnancy fashion." I don't actually see any fashion, and I don't know why any pregnant woman would subject herself to a romper, given the frequent peeing.
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These overalls will disappear in a few weeks as soon as the baby presses on the bladder. These overalls will disappear in a few weeks as soon as the baby presses on the bladder. Her whining will be glorious.
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Fat Alex's blue romper deserves its own thread!
Let's have a look at this glorious garment as displayed in Amazon on a slender model first :
Deemed a trendy summer must have by many, swiftly acquired and first promoted by our gorl back in March in preparation for her annualpedo father visit vacation in Florida, it made its appearance on her channel in a (what was claimed to be) a successful try on haul.
The fit was a bit questionable but Fatlexandra "doesn't mind a weird crotch" so the romper got her seal of approval despite numerous objections from her devout followers.
Nothing a quick tug can't fix!
It was given a test drive in the wild during aforementioned vacation.
If people tell you something doesn't suit you or looks like you have a full diaper on backwards, just double down and wear it with determination! Pull out the wedgie as required.
See? It's giving FaShIonIsTa!
Mere two months later, another trip was planned and executed. Precious space in the suitcase was yet again allocated to the romper which had proven its quality and worthiness by merit of withstanding forces of pulling and tugging in all directions.
"look it!"
The pockets might be agape but the stitches are still in place albeit holding on for dear life.
All baby and muscle putting the romper to the ultimate test.
It's cute!
It's comfy!
It's stretchy!
And cosy! (and not too weird in the crotch either)
Who was is that said "Give me a lever long enough and I shall move the world"?
Give Alex fabric sturdy enough and she will pull our planet out of her crotch.
And this, folks, is how to own the haters one tug at a time.
As I was finishing up this post, I received a text message from FA's shorts saying they felt neglected and overshadowed by their big brother Blue Romper. (they use the same messaging app through which Julia sends her grievances to Orko TV).
After careful consideration, it was established only fair to pay tribute to the twin warriors who have withstood multiple offences at the fupa front line.
This is who they were before they met their cruel fate.
Black :
Pink:
Life didn't treat them kind, but they haven't yet succumbed, a testament to Amazon products' outstanding durability.
unintentionally, I've also given you all great visual aid to remember my username
Ode to clothing complete, let's examine FA's laboured preparations to take Bruno the dog on a walk.
Putting on socks and shoes got her heart rate in the VO2 max zone but it was all worth it. Nobody can claim she is a neglectful pet owner anymore.
Seeing how agile our gorl is, baby Rodriguez better have supernatural powers so he can start walking the minute he is born like a giraffe otherwise moma will have a hard time bending over to pick him up.
She still has another 4 months to full term and has completely adandoned all pretense of semi-healthy eating.
Edited to upload more images, finish the post and correct the worst spelling mistakes.
Let's have a look at this glorious garment as displayed in Amazon on a slender model first :
Deemed a trendy summer must have by many, swiftly acquired and first promoted by our gorl back in March in preparation for her annual
The fit was a bit questionable but Fatlexandra "doesn't mind a weird crotch" so the romper got her seal of approval despite numerous objections from her devout followers.
Nothing a quick tug can't fix!
It was given a test drive in the wild during aforementioned vacation.
If people tell you something doesn't suit you or looks like you have a full diaper on backwards, just double down and wear it with determination! Pull out the wedgie as required.
See? It's giving FaShIonIsTa!
Mere two months later, another trip was planned and executed. Precious space in the suitcase was yet again allocated to the romper which had proven its quality and worthiness by merit of withstanding forces of pulling and tugging in all directions.
"look it!"
The pockets might be agape but the stitches are still in place albeit holding on for dear life.
All baby and muscle putting the romper to the ultimate test.
It's cute!
It's comfy!
It's stretchy!
And cosy! (and not too weird in the crotch either)
Who was is that said "Give me a lever long enough and I shall move the world"?
Give Alex fabric sturdy enough and she will pull our planet out of her crotch.
And this, folks, is how to own the haters one tug at a time.
As I was finishing up this post, I received a text message from FA's shorts saying they felt neglected and overshadowed by their big brother Blue Romper. (they use the same messaging app through which Julia sends her grievances to Orko TV).
After careful consideration, it was established only fair to pay tribute to the twin warriors who have withstood multiple offences at the fupa front line.
This is who they were before they met their cruel fate.
Black :
Pink:
Life didn't treat them kind, but they haven't yet succumbed, a testament to Amazon products' outstanding durability.
unintentionally, I've also given you all great visual aid to remember my username
Ode to clothing complete, let's examine FA's laboured preparations to take Bruno the dog on a walk.
Putting on socks and shoes got her heart rate in the VO2 max zone but it was all worth it. Nobody can claim she is a neglectful pet owner anymore.
Seeing how agile our gorl is, baby Rodriguez better have supernatural powers so he can start walking the minute he is born like a giraffe otherwise moma will have a hard time bending over to pick him up.
She still has another 4 months to full term and has completely adandoned all pretense of semi-healthy eating.
Edited to upload more images, finish the post and correct the worst spelling mistakes.
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A Huge Congratulations to everyone who worked hard to put this thread together I look forward to enduring the insanity with you all.
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That blue romper is awful. Why would she insist on wearing anything that, excuse me, she has to pull out of her vag every other minute?
Her legs are cellulite covered piano legs and she has them out constantly. And the braless droopy boobs. And the arm balls. My god woman, put it away. Put it all away.
It appears that she had some sort of soft focus or blur on during the mudroom section of the last vlog? Tired of screenshots of her varicose veins? First image earlier in the vlog, second the mudroom. She's filming with slimming filters, we know that. Photos of her in the wild show a much fatter Alex than her vlog.
Also what is she doing to Yars dollar store Drake face? I can't figure out how's she's fucking up his face, aside from the obvious stretching from cheek to cheek, possibly forehead to chin also, to make her face appear 'small'. She's given herself a neck she doesn't have, too. Close up.
From afar, I zoomed in and cropped.
He's got enough problems without Alex making him uglier.
Now why don't you both fuck off and get jobs. Idiots.
Sigh. I miss April.
Her legs are cellulite covered piano legs and she has them out constantly. And the braless droopy boobs. And the arm balls. My god woman, put it away. Put it all away.
It appears that she had some sort of soft focus or blur on during the mudroom section of the last vlog? Tired of screenshots of her varicose veins? First image earlier in the vlog, second the mudroom. She's filming with slimming filters, we know that. Photos of her in the wild show a much fatter Alex than her vlog.
Also what is she doing to Yars dollar store Drake face? I can't figure out how's she's fucking up his face, aside from the obvious stretching from cheek to cheek, possibly forehead to chin also, to make her face appear 'small'. She's given herself a neck she doesn't have, too. Close up.
From afar, I zoomed in and cropped.
He's got enough problems without Alex making him uglier.
Now why don't you both fuck off and get jobs. Idiots.
Sigh. I miss April.
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Great work on the OP, gorls, hopefully the thread will be moved soon to its rightful place among all the other fatties! 
Re: Yar, I don't know what it is specifically but his face makes me so uncomfortable, I think it's the combination of the fish, vacant eyes, pear shaped head and his choice of marrying Alex
Re: Yar, I don't know what it is specifically but his face makes me so uncomfortable, I think it's the combination of the fish, vacant eyes, pear shaped head and his choice of marrying Alex
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She graced her followers with an Instagram grid post.
Images:
The caption:
The tag on her first photo goes to Miranda Frye (jewelry). The other tag is for Yar's Instagram account.
Images:
The caption:
The tag on her first photo goes to Miranda Frye (jewelry). The other tag is for Yar's Instagram account.
His Instagram is pretty limited, but here are the current stats:
He did post his most recent diploma, which is fully readable:
He did post his most recent diploma, which is fully readable:
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I like how his head looks in a tight crop.
Megamind type of deal but without the mind.
Also Yaya, my boy, I don't know, how about sorting out those missing teeth before getting another Tesla?
No? Alright... Guess different people have different priorities.
Being obnoxiously fat and gross while wearing such revealing clothing is a common theme among fatties and the only explanation I can come up with is they transition in a category that's no longer human so beauty standards don't apply to them anymore.
If a creature has four times the mass and two times less the intelligence of a human why should they be held against the same criteria for appearance, behaviour or social aptitude?
I guess "pretty for a deathfat" is good enough for them to aspire to.
Megamind type of deal but without the mind.
Also Yaya, my boy, I don't know, how about sorting out those missing teeth before getting another Tesla?
No? Alright... Guess different people have different priorities.
Being obnoxiously fat and gross while wearing such revealing clothing is a common theme among fatties and the only explanation I can come up with is they transition in a category that's no longer human so beauty standards don't apply to them anymore.
If a creature has four times the mass and two times less the intelligence of a human why should they be held against the same criteria for appearance, behaviour or social aptitude?
I guess "pretty for a deathfat" is good enough for them to aspire to.
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Meanwhile, triplet white warrior is disappointed to be so easily forgotten. I do believe she made it into the weekend suitcase with six other outfits and three pairs of pjs.
Why can fat Alex not do the tie waist up. It drives me insane just seeing those laces hang. Even more so than the crotch monster who I’ve become accustomed to. Plus these “cute” and “comfy” shorts that she is so “obsessed” with are supposed to be high waisted. Nothing quite says two sizes too small than high waisted pants sitting at hip level while flossing your vagina and arsecrack. You know these are just as bad from behind as they are in front view.
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Yay! Been waiting for this thread on the person Amberlynn Reid steals her entire personality from for a while! 
I can't believe how little weight she lost after the bypass surgery, she hardly looks any different. It's so sad because she was so cute in her earliest videos and could have been stunning if she wasn't so grotesquely fat.
If you're obese you're not even supposed to gain weight during your pregnancy, she's putting herself and the baby in a lot of danger by continuing to balloon. I guess the threat of stillbirth is not enough for her to stop stuffing her face.
I had no idea about her father, that's insane. I can't believe she will let a pedophile around her infant. Thank god it's not a girl I guess.
I can't believe how little weight she lost after the bypass surgery, she hardly looks any different. It's so sad because she was so cute in her earliest videos and could have been stunning if she wasn't so grotesquely fat.If you're obese you're not even supposed to gain weight during your pregnancy, she's putting herself and the baby in a lot of danger by continuing to balloon. I guess the threat of stillbirth is not enough for her to stop stuffing her face.
I had no idea about her father, that's insane. I can't believe she will let a pedophile around her infant. Thank god it's not a girl I guess.
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Link to the 13 June 2020 elopement wedding photos
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I wanna see what part of her fupa is going to be sliced up to retrieve the baby boy
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