Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Blackpink]

Isn't duo lingo just counting your activity I. E. opening and using the app as opposed to completing a lesson?
200 days is a very long time but there is nothing to be proud of unless some actual knowledge was obtained and retained. In my experience Duo Lingo is a cute gimmick and a slightly better way to waste one's time than Candy Crush. Learning a language requires more effort or immersion.

Fat Alex could have signed up for a proper in-person language course years ago, could have actually learned something and made some friends along the way.

There are also intense 5 days a week courses which can take one to a very decent level of Spanish in 6 months.

I don't believe for a second she can hold a simple conversation or understand what Yar's family are saying about her.

 

[I call shenanigans]

In my experience Duo Lingo is a cute gimmick and a slightly better way to waste one's time than Candy Crush. Learning a language requires more effort or immersion.

The people I know that have used Duo Lingo, have sung it’s praises for initial learning, but they were dedicated to the task, and had family that would speak that language at home in conversation. Once they had a reasonable grasp they went on to night school where not only do they teach the spoken word, they also teach the written language.

I don't believe for a second she can hold a simple conversation or understand what Yar's family are saying about her.

That’s a given. There’s no way Alex could fit in proper study time for a language between shopping, eating, napping, and watching crap reality TV.

 

[Smokingpoop]

She provided more photos of the jeans in her most recent Instagram grid post, and I searched the Walmart website for comparison photos.

Photos from the grid post:

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Caption and a few of the comments (either she doesn't get troll comments, or she watches her comments section like a hawk):

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I'm not sure I found the exact jeans she was wearing, but I found two styles by the brand she was trying on-- Time and Tru-- and those are the photos I'm including here:

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From her Instagram stories:

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Bruno is adorable. Alex is fat, and she tags the living daylights out of her Instagram posts: every brand is tagged, and she even tags Duolingo in her streak post.

Fat Alex definitely deletes the fuck out of any negative or detracting comments almost immediately. She wouldnt want any of the brands she tags to see that and due to insecurity feels the need to maintain a perfect facade

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

My Productive Day: Cleaning, Grocery Shopping, and Vlogging​

 

[Itspinklava]

Great OP @often puzzled !!! You did your homework and then some! I’ve seen a few gorlworld reactions to Alex without getting too intrigued, but your OP provided a lot of missing context and information than the haydurs desperate to jump onto a more thriving cow did.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

My Productive Day: Cleaning, Grocery Shopping, and Vlogging​

Archive:

 

[Hippy Dippy]

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In her earliest videos and after she got her double chin removed she was cute and definitely could have turned it around and lost 50-60 pounds and be very pretty. Now with at least 200lb more? Nah. She looks like a thumb.

But you gotta remember that most "body positive" fatty influencers look even worse than her, which probably boosts her confidence.

I don’t see it, but we can agree to disagree. The very fact that she thinks she’s God gift to the world makes her that much more horrific, and she looks too much her mother. Coupled with her sparkling personality and self-adoration makes her all too special for my taste.

 

[Blackpink]

Her personality is very off-putting.
But she started youtube early enough and could have been very successful if she rode the Haes wave in a smart way, maintaining her starting weight.
She had the resources to address her issues around food, deal with the compulsive eating and accept she'd never be legitimately skinny but it was realistic to remain just a little overweight and shill body positivity.
She took it as a free pass to balloon but she hates being fat which results in these spirals of gas lighting and searching for literal and figurative short cuts.
In each vlog she looks bigger and more uncomfortable, it's really hard to imagine how she will keep up with a toddler if she gets winded putting her shoes on at this time.

 

[often puzzled]

My Productive Day: Cleaning, Grocery Shopping, and Vlogging​

Archive:
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Here's the yewtube link for "PRODUCTIVE VLOG: Cleaning, Dog Bath, Grocery Shopping, and More!" (did she change the title?).

She didn't link any of her own purchases in the description, just the usual shopping links and referral codes-- plus a referral link for "Earth Breeze Eco Sheets."



And yes, she really does include that laundry (heh) list of links in every. single. video. This woman is a living MUST CONSOOM meme.

If you're curious, you can read a real review (hashtag not sponsored) from Consumer Reports, found here. According to an article from Good Housekeeping online, 30 sheets cost $15 on Alex's beloved Amazon, and the best deal is a three-pack for $40. That article places the cost on par with a standard 64-load bottle of Tide detergent.

If you are-- for some reason-- considering this product based on the recommendation of a fatfluencer who's getting paid to tell you how much she loves them, you might be advised that reviews consistently mention that these aren't the best for removing stains from your clothes. Moms-to-be might want to take note of that little fun fact, huh?

 

[I call shenanigans]

you might be advised that reviews consistently mention that these aren't the best for removing stains from your clothes.

There’s no putting some of the detergent on stains and letting it sit for 20 minutes before starting the machine up. While it’s definitely an easy way to add the correct amount of detergent each load, I see no other advantage beyond the weight of liquid and powdered forms. Also, she was shilling a subscription plan not a store.

Moms-to-be might want to take note of that little fun fact, huh?

She’s not going to be washing nappies. It will be disposable all the way.

Still no Nancy I see.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Here's the yewtube link for "PRODUCTIVE VLOG: Cleaning, Dog Bath, Grocery Shopping, and More!" (did she change the title?).

She didn't link any of her own purchases in the description, just the usual shopping links and referral codes-- plus a referral link for "Earth Breeze Eco Sheets."

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And yes, she really does include that laundry (heh) list of links in every. single. video. This woman is a living MUST CONSOOM meme.

If you're curious, you can read a real review (hashtag not sponsored) from Consumer Reports, found here. According to an article from Good Housekeeping online, 30 sheets cost $15 on Alex's beloved Amazon, and the best deal is a three-pack for $40. That article places the cost on par with a standard 64-load bottle of Tide detergent.

If you are-- for some reason-- considering this product based on the recommendation of a fatfluencer who's getting paid to tell you how much she loves them, you might be advised that reviews consistently mention that these aren't the best for removing stains from your clothes. Moms-to-be might want to take note of that little fun fact, huh?

Those "eco friendly" detergent sheets contain synthetic polymers, which the manufacturers claim dissolve fully and readily in water and are not harmful to the environment. However, the manufacturing process is almost certainly not particularly sustainable. Is there any ridiculous marketing ploy that doesn't work on this fat fuck?

 

[yoshikage]

Isn't duo lingo just counting your activity I. E. opening and using the app as opposed to completing a lesson?

Duolingo streaks can only be accomplished by completing at least one lesson a day, however, it does not require the difficulty to go up. She could easily just open it once a day and complete the simplest "hello = hola" lesson and still maintain a streak. It is a meaningless thing unless you are actually working to better yourself and use other methods in addition to it, which she definitely isn't doing as that would cut into Amazon browsing.

 

[Blackpink]

Fat Alex's feet looking red and swollen with bear claws to boot.
I wonder if she is able to bend down and trim her over (in?) grown toenails.
But tap to shop first!

 

[I call shenanigans]

I wonder if she is able to bend down and trim her over (in?) grown toenails.

No fucking way. Plus because Nancy has gone persona non gratis, those toe claws are not being cut!

Those toenails are not ingrown though. They are just long, and look like claws.

ETA: Where the fuck is Nancy? Alex’s letters to the judge broke onto the internet around April 15th. Nancys last cameo on Alex’s vlogs from what I can tell was April 23rd. Is her reluctance to appear on video about the Rodger Allen Thomas reveal, or is it something else? Curious minds want to know.

Plus @Blackpink those slides are ugly AF.

 

[Blackpink]

Guys stop bringing up the sleep paralysis demon Nancy
I didn't save it, but in a comment under a recent video someone asked where she was and fat Alex replied saying she's busy but doing well.
The gorls on GG theorise she might be getting some cosmetic work done.
After losing weight she got big undereye bags and said she was feeling insecure about it and considered getting fillers. Fatlexandra quickly dismissed her mid sentence and panned the camera away. For the life of me I can't remember in which video that was, maybe 2 months ago. Viewers commented on FA's rude behaviour.
Nancy had a tummy tuck years ago so the theory about a new procedure certainly holds water.
Getting a Grammy makeover in time for the baby shower. We shall see.

 

[I call shenanigans]

After losing weight she got big undereye bags and said she was feeling insecure about it and considered getting fillers.

When I was considering the possibility of cosmetic surgery, I discounted it because the surgery could be concealed under clothing. It never occurred to me that she could be having facial lifting. I actually like that theory, and makes a lot of sense for this length of absence, as well as Nancy’s known vanity.

 

[Tumbo II]

Fat Alex's feet looking red and swollen with bear claws to boot.
I wonder if she is able to bend down and trim her over (in?) grown toenails.
But tap to shop first!
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Legs more like Water Balloons am I right!

 

[often puzzled]

Here's a haul from Alex's Instagram.

First up, Bruno:



I'm very sad that Kelly Lenza went into hiding and took Eyebrow Cat with her, so I'm glad Bruno is here . . . until Alex decides to rehome him.

Spoiler: shopping on stories

I thought she was wearing reddish-pink socks:



The shoe (followed her Amazon link):





Then she shilled the undies again:



Followed her link to Walmart:

Also some food, which I notice looks suspciously healthier than what she usually choses to eat. Perhaps someone is feeling defensive about the pushback?



Then we get a "bumpdate" (ugh) on her Instagram grid. She tagged the brand for the dress, of course.

The bumpdate video:

The dress, as seen on the brand website:



Price:

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

That dress looks like a nightgown, but at least it covers her crotch.

 

[I call shenanigans]

After losing weight she got big undereye bags and said she was feeling insecure about it and considered getting fillers. Fatlexandra quickly dismissed her mid sentence and panned the camera away. For the life of me I can't remember in which video that was, maybe 2 months ago. Viewers commented on FA's rude behaviour.

Posted 20 February 2024

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Trust me, with those under eye bags she needs surgery not fillers. If someone could screenshot her eyes, it would be very useful for comparison when she reappears. Paying the kind of money she’d be out for fillers that also only last a year really isn’t good value.

The dress, as seen on the brand website:

I suspect she stole the models bump for her photo, because two days ago her bump did not look like that.