Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[beanbag in a hurry]

WEIGHT LOSS CHAT, SWEATPANT JEANS, PROTEIN TASTE TEST | DAY IN MY LIFE VLOG​

She's fully embracing her fat era. Again.

Spoiler: Why?

 

[Poopfart]

What the FUCK is wrong with her legs??????

Jesus Christ Alex has such an unfortunate body shape, and her horrible no-neck that’s just extra chins is verging on big Ed territory.

Lmao I can’t believe Yar married this beast and has (seemingly) willingly procreated with her. How do you even keep your dick up with her chins staring at you?

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Continuing archiving from r/alexandrarodriguez

Also archiving her deleted sponsored post. Top notch stuff, but not as she intended. Per reddit either the sponsor, comments or both prompted the deletion.

How other influencers have approached promoting the Shark fan.



Her most recent vlog. Watch the mole on her neck.

Whack a bit of full coverage concealer on those moles, Alex, and let's pretend the filters are filtering..

 

[I call shenanigans]

She's fully embracing her fat era. Again.

What the hell is up with the green shirred top dress. I’ve never seen anything like it with the curved whirring panel over the abdomen and a ruffle over the belly. I can’t think of why any designer would even think it might work on ANY body.

I also wish the grandma tiers would disappear forever. They’re okay on little girls skinny dresses, but never good on adults.

 

[Randomrando]

Lol


Do you think she tucked in it or filtered it out.

I like to imagine Yar having to wait for her to tuck her arm fat in so he can get that shot for the gram.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

She’s just eating garbage and pretending fried glop that tangentially involves a potato is the same as a baked potato.

 

[Poopfart]

Her chins are fascinating, especially considering this is after chin lipo and filters like lmao. She has to have at least 4 now, without filters of course bc lol gorl

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

EATING FAST FOOD ALL DAY *ON WEIGHT WATCHERS*​

I'm out y'all.
I just cannot with this boring ass bitch and her boring ass life.
Even the dog doesn't salvage it at this point (but do farewell, Bruno. Yer cute) .

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

ANDERSON'S FIRST PLAYGROUND VISIT, HITTING A NEW BABY MILESTONE + MAKEUP FAVORITE | MOM LIFE VLOG​

 

[Concerned Citizen]

What the hell is up with the green shirred top dress. I’ve never seen anything like it with the curved whirring panel over the abdomen and a ruffle over the belly. I can’t think of why any designer would even think it might work on ANY body.

Alex's size relativism made it worse.


Inspirational Glamour

https://www.reddit.com/r/alexandrarodriguez/comments/1k1ets4/our_beautiful_chin_queen/

Spoiler: the many chins

She's lost 10 pounds already.

 

[Chococat3012]

ANDERSON'S FIRST PLAYGROUND VISIT, HITTING A NEW BABY MILESTONE + MAKEUP FAVORITE | MOM LIFE VLOG​

What the fuck is Nancy doing with this baby, is she crazy talking to him like this, Anderson will be traumatized, seems a witch from a horror movies.

No comments regarding Alex and eating after the blood clot.

 

[Poopfart]

ANDERSON'S FIRST PLAYGROUND VISIT, HITTING A NEW BABY MILESTONE + MAKEUP FAVORITE | MOM LIFE VLOG​

Her juthy puthy is out of control

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

COSTCO SHOP WITH ME + COTTAGE CHEESE MAC N CHEESE RECIPE | DAILY VLOG​

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Alex proving the haters wrong: Yes, you can eat cake on a diet.

For some reason she didn't loose any weight this week

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

spend the weekend with us a family ♡​

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Filter Fails


Ai Dolls


The diet:


and a cutie or two:

 

[stupid frog]

Not brown enough

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Alex finally went viral:


She doesn't use filters!

From reactor: IneedaTissue. Not seen a lot, but she doesn't seem completely insane (like a lot of Alex reactors are.)

 

[I call shenanigans]

In this new vlog (Lowes sponsored) Alex gets a hammock for herself which has a weight limit of 265lbs. That’s going to go well. Also gets an overkill amount of gardening soil and a raised pot.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

life updates, at home waxing, new "healthy" recipes | daily vlog​