Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

Did you think I'd forget the fatty tongue upload?
Lately we've been graced with many opportunities to revel in that rare kind of beauty.

Screenshot_20250404_002037_edit_185834838294317.jpgThis is her porn. All while maintaining eye contact with the camera, like a pro.

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Did you think I'd forget the fatty tongue upload?
Lately we've been graced with many opportunities to revel in that rare kind of beauty.

View attachment 7173380This is her porn. All while maintaining eye contact with the camera, like a pro.

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One hundred percent this is her porn. That second shot is glorious - crounching down to counter height, giving that blowjob POV aesthetic.
It's giving cute, fresh, food addict. It's her jam, y'all!

Another clap back, some tiktok trending audio, is it? Between the regularity of her bitchy reels, and the WW weight type chat revival, Alex is at risk of getting interesting again.

“I just don’t think at this age I’m meant to live an uncomfortable life”

 
She's lost 4.5 pounds, and has great plans for super slim 250 pound Alex.
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So she’s weighing everyday, and crossing off post-it notes. What’s she going to do when daily fluctuations see her gain a pound or 4 back? Redo her carefully curated colour patterned post-it notes, then eat what she wants because her diet isn’t working. This system is fraught with issues. When she gains or plateaus, it’s a major disincentive. She really is stupid. She’d be far better off taking body measurements each month.
 
Don't bother.
Unless you want to see the money shot / happy ending of the adult movie which started behind the kitchen counter, a few posts above.

Fatty tongue - check
Crazy eyes - check
Chins abundance - check

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Alright, it's just Fatlex being too lazy to wash her face and smearing some cleansing lotion to move make up and dirt around with. But it looks Islamic af.
 
ACK sorry, took a break (right before taking a week long break, so last archives for a bit from me. Apologies, gorls).

Try-on haul shitty archive:
(oh holy shit this opening frame was not my choice argh my fucking eyeballs my damned SOUL pass me bleach for I must end my suffering ggggaaaaaahhhh)

Fatty eats shitty archive:
 

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So gross in this one, eating with full mouth, face close ups, now all of this will be forever on the internet, poor Anderson,
And Yar does not intervene?
 
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Weight Watchers seems to be a predominantly cheese-based diet.
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While foods are rated on a point system, most servings are 4 points or less. Compared to the 'calories in calories out' system, this diet is much more satisfying.
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And how do 0 point foods work?


Your healthy diet leading to a touch of constipation? Combine WW with a dirty Keto favorite: Sugarfree Syrup!
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Treating yourself is the key to the Weight Watchers diet.
 
She weighs

WHAT I EAT IN A DAY *LOSING WEIGHT ON WEIGHT WATCHERS*​


So her target audience is 55-65 year old post menopausal divorced women who did well with their settlements but want to be able to “eat the treats” and still be able to pick up their grandkids? Because those are the women who are still hanging on to the nearly bankrupt WW sinking ship. Even Oprah and her van loads of potato chips couldn’t keep at it.
 
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