Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Blackpink]

Won't he need a helmet at this stage?
Wouldn't the pediatrician give them a talking to about it?
Aren't they ashamed?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Won't he need a helmet at this stage?
Wouldn't the pediatrician give them a talking to about it?
Aren't they ashamed?

Do they have to take him to regular pediatrician visits? They are mandatory here, idk how it works in the US, but I assumed in the country of freedums you can just not go and say your religious believes don't allow for doctors to treat your baby's flat head.

 

[-Jack-]

Do we think Alex will form the same type of “friendship, bestie” relationship like she has with her mother onto Anderson? Because from what I have seen, and maybe I am being completely unfair because we only see edited clips and not every interaction etc but she just seems totally checked out-I mean she was more excited about buying him clothes and other cheap shit than actually the idea of being a mother IMO.

 

[Blackpink]

maybe I am being completely unfair because we only see edited clips and not every interaction etc but she just seems totally checked out

What we see is what she and Yaya publish, and it is not unfair to form opinions or place judgment based on that material.
Everyone who posts on a public platform is aware of this. Fatlexandra posts these videos thinking they capture her best moments of motherhood and show her best sides, so we can only speculate what happens when she is not filming.

My guess is they got very lucky with a relatively calm and quiet baby so far, and have been able to just feed him and have him sleep for extended periods of time, enough for his skull to flatten completely on the back. Had Anderson been a fussy baby, they would have held him a lot more.
I hope he grows up to emancipate himself, become a sailor or a pilot and travel the world!

 

[I call shenanigans]

Won't he need a helmet at this stage?

I’m not sure they’d be too worried about his head shape yet. It’s very common for premmies to experience this because their skulls are softer and they spend most of their time on their backs asleep. While Anders is around 12 weeks old as this point, he really only has the development of a 7 week old. What he still needs most is feeding and head supported tummy time with his parents, yet Alex is so proud to have not given him too much of that. The mind boggles at what they were taught in that one parenting class they both attended. Hopefully as soon as Anderson can support his head, she’ll start to give him tummy time on the floor with toys to touch, rattle, bite on. I would imagine he’ll be due for a three month checkup any day, so it will be interesting to see if she shows us any signs of change in how she deals with him while the camera is rolling. She won’t intend to, but it will happen anyway.

I’m looking forward to seeing how she and Nancy manage their Florida 8hr poolside and beach tanning sessions with Anderson in tow as well. I know Nancy seems to love him, but will that outweigh her love of sunshine and crossword puzzles especially on her only vacation of the year.

Edit: spelling error

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

FRIENDSGIVING PREP, CHRISTMAS SELF CARE + MORE DECORATING!!!​

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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[Barbarella]

Do they have to take him to regular pediatrician visits? They are mandatory here, idk how it works in the US, but I assumed in the country of freedums you can just not go and say your religious believes don't allow for doctors to treat your baby's flat head.

It’s not mandatory but most people do. There is a schedule where the pediatrician sees the baby often early on, I don’t remember but every few months the first year. Then yearly to chart growth, catch any problems, plus whenever you do vaccinations. You typically are assigned a pediatrician at the hospital but of course you can change any time you want; you may want somebody closer to your house or you don’t like the first guy, or already have one, it’s a convenience not a law.

But if you are lazy, DGAF about your kid, are a woo mama, or a crack addict and don’t want anybody checking into your parenting and don’t give a shit, then you don’t go. You don’t need an excuse, nobody is going to track you down.

Depending on the state, it catches up to you when you enroll them in school. In my state at least, kids need to have all required vaccinations or they cannot attend public school-no religious exceptions. In those cases, they’d have to find a private school.

I’ve seen some angry parents who were ready to drop their kid off so they could smoke all day being absolutely furious that they school would not admit their kids without proper records, then scramble to try to figure it out in time to get rid of them Funny and sad.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Depending on the state, it catches up to you when you enroll them in school. In my state at least, kids need to have all required vaccinations or they cannot attend public school-no religious exceptions. In those cases, they’d have to find a private school.

You don’t need a paediatrician to do standard vaccinations. A family doctor or nurse practitioner can do them.

 

[often puzzled]

I agree with what someone else said: I think Yar was the driving force behind keeping Anderson offline. I really got that sense in that first vlog where they talked about keeping him offline. At the time, Alex seemed weirded out by the conspiracy theories about her not really being pregnant, but Yar was the one who seemed to have concrete (and justified) concerns about showing the baby to a large group of strangers. She now seems like she's coyly trying to sneak images of him into her content in ways she can attempt to justify as "not really showing him, I swear!"

It's exhausting to watch her endlessly drag the baby through germy stores, restaurants, and so on while also failing to handle him with care at home. Her comments on Instagram are full of remarks about how much Anderson looks like Yar (and he does; he's a mini-Yar), and I guarantee that gets under her skin.

Catching up on Instagram grid posts; I've had my hands full and have been slower to grab things, so I apologize. These are presented newest to oldest (reverse chronological order).

Spoiler: Friendsgiving outfit

The black tights remind me of Anna O'Brien's compression tights.

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I still think that Yar looks smitten. He's sure never looked at Alex that way.

And check out Alex's reflection in the red Christmas ornament.

And of course we get a public bathroom selfie. And she's dragging that baby all over creation.

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Face blurred into uncanny valley territory in that car selfie. I am triggered that she couldn't pick the needles up off the carpet before taking that photo of her slippers. It would've only taken two seconds.

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That screenshot wasn't actually intentional, but you realize what weird faces she makes when you try to screenshot her videos.



Size large bracelet.



That's an ungodly level of face filtering:

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This one is interesting. She's turned off comments or something-- there's nothing more than that first comment and the replies to it.

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[Diet Coke 4 Life]

As much as it absolutely grinds my gears to say this...

Her form when doing weights is about nine times better than Anna O'Brien's. There's room for improvement, but overall /significantly/ better.

Probably because she's not lifting outside of her capabilities, and not trying to use body weight to swing shit into place.

Still, you can tell she overestimates the caloric burn of her workouts and adheres to the very incorrect thinking that you can out-lift/out-run/out-anything a wretched diet.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Still, you can tell she overestimates the caloric burn of her workouts and adheres to the very incorrect thinking that you can out-lift/out-run/out-anything a wretched diet.

And that she absolutely must have a high calorie protein shake after every workout.

 

[Breadbear]

As much as it absolutely grinds my gears to say this...

Her form when doing weights is about nine times better than Anna O'Brien's. There's room for improvement, but overall /significantly/ better.

That's a pretty low bar, though. Anna's form is catastrophically bad.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

FRIENDSGIVING + FAMILY BAKING | A FEW DAYS IN MY LIFE VLOG​

 

[stupid frog]

I don't believe anyone but her mom was there.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Why would you make people you invited to your house eat from paper plates with plastic forks and spoons? Don't you have plates and cutlery AT YOUR HOUSE? Is this just a laziness thing so you don't have to do dishes? My grandma had special silver cutlery she would get out just for special occasions, she would be rolling in her grave if I ever gave someone a plastic spoon in my own home. Alex the consoomer queen surely can afford some extra plates and cutlery if she doesn't have enough for like 8+ people so it must be sheer laziness.

Also cooking the Turkey in a plastic bag sounds like a great way to get cancer and an extra helping of microplastics in your food. Just get catering at that point, you can afford it and have a newborn so nobody would judge. It would taste a million times better than whatever slop Alex throws together too.

 

[Chococat3012]

FRIENDSGIVING + FAMILY BAKING | A FEW DAYS IN MY LIFE VLOG​

This thumbinal, tho such a small frame and narrow shoulders, dainty qween!!!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

FRIENDSGIVING + FAMILY BAKING | A FEW DAYS IN MY LIFE VLOG​

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[I call shenanigans]

This thumbinal, tho such a small frame and narrow shoulders, dainty qween!!!

Her filtering didn’t do Nancy any favours either. Her head looks ridiculously distorted.

 

[often puzzled]

New grid post from Alex, and I am begging her to use emojis to censor the baby's face instead of pixelating it-- that looks disturbing.

Also, she had previously not shared Anderson's birth stats, but they're visible on those bits of confetti (?) inside the stocking ornament: 6 pounds 2 oz, 19 inches at birth.