Altissimo's Real Life Chris

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Lets hope him deleting your contact and transferring out is a sign you're out of the woods.
If not, I give this piece of advice to women all the time.
Say what's on your mind, don't try to be nice to this guy because he had the chance to see the nice side of you and fucked it up. If you get called a bitch, so be it. I'd rather be a happy bitch than a miserable nice girl. The right kind of people will respect you for being real.
 
Pikonic said:
Lets hope him deleting your contact and transferring out is a sign you're out of the woods.
If not, I give this piece of advice to women all the time.
Say what's on your mind, don't try to be nice to this guy because he had the chance to see the nice side of you and fucked it up. If you get called a bitch, so be it. I'd rather be a happy bitch than a miserable nice girl. The right kind of people will respect you for being real.

Quoted for pure truth.
 
exball said:
Some JERK said:
*Maybe one day i'll tell you kids about the time i got stalked by a clown. (That's not a euphemism. I got stalked by a fucking circus clown, and I am in no way exaggerating.)

What do you mean some time? I want to know now. NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOOOWWW!
drunkenhobo said:
...I'm going on a hunger strike until you tell this story. I must hear about this. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
I'm pretty sure it would completely de-rail/hijack this thread, and i don't want to do that because i think this thread is kinda important. It's not like i was stalked by someone in full clown gear anyway (well... full clown gear was involved once.) It was someone who just happened to work for a certain world famous circus as a clown.
 
I'm glad all this seems to be going better now, Altissimo. Hopefully he's learned his lesson and still isn't convinced you can be his heartsweet if he just tries a little harder.

Contrary to what Cwc may think about us here, most of us here are generally nice people. :)
 
ooooh. I'm looking forward to the upload, it's been a while since I've been allowed to ween this hard :ween:
 
Altissimo said:
exball said:
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
Wait.

Are you trying to break up with me?
Enjoy that wasted picnic.

no but seriously a picnic what the fuck dude
In all fairness, eating outside (when there are no flies around) is a lot of fun. Get a bucket of chicken, some sandwiches, a watermelon, and wine, go outside, eat it, and then you'll see what I mean.
 
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I really hope that this guy truly will lay off, that's got to be so creepy just put up with something like that. We both seem to be the kind of people who are too nice to refuse because we don't want to come off as mean; I had an irritating sperg following me around for a while that I couldn't seem to get rid of because I didn't want to flat out tell him he was an obnoxious, patronizing, shitheel. (until I just stopped talking to him, that worked!) When I was eating lunch he would just sit and give me a Chris-like blank stare and tell me to hurry up and finish while I slowly inched away from him- but I'm rambling! This guy you're dealing sounds so- ugh! Like I said, I hope he'll be leaving you alone from now on!
 
Oh my god... that's off-the-scale creepiness.

Stay safe, and I hope he backs off.
 
The Hunter said:
In all fairness, eating outside (when there are no flies around) is a lot of fun. Get a bucket of chicken, some sandwiches, a watermelon, and wine, go outside, eat it, and then you'll see what I mean.

I didn't want to say it in case I came off as a creepy sperg like the subject of this thread, but I think a picnic is a really good idea for a date.
 
Eating outside is fun, esp. when you have nice scenery around you. I like to do it when I go camping in the summer.

Take it easy, Altissimo. I hope the creep leaves you alone and you won't have to deal with this drama anymore.
 
haina said:
The Hunter said:
In all fairness, eating outside (when there are no flies around) is a lot of fun. Get a bucket of chicken, some sandwiches, a watermelon, and wine, go outside, eat it, and then you'll see what I mean.

I didn't want to say it in case I came off as a creepy sperg like the subject of this thread, but I think a picnic is a really good idea for a date.
If there is a mutual interest in both parties, in this case there is not.
 
Goddamn, this is true Chris-level stalkery. At least Chris is one hell of a pussy. I don't know much about this guy, but he could actually try to kidnap you or any high-risk danger like that.

Stay safe.
 
Hopefully, him erasing your contact info is a huge step in the right direction.

I'd go home and enjoy the holiday, and then try to surround yourself with friends until you're sure you're out of the woods. That guy sounds like a grade-A creep.
 
Update of sorts. I have not had communication with him since campus police told him to fuck off. I have caught glimpses of him around campus, but steered clear.
Now, however, I am at a university-sponsored event where we can go ice skating for free downtown, with free food and transport provided. I had previously made plans to meet some friends here.
While taking a break from skating, I noticed Sperg in line at the concession stand. Alone, of course. I have a feeling he goes to these social events without intention to be social, but runs into people he knows. (Apparently several of my friends and acquaintances know him and his pseudo infamy. When I told one of my roommates about calling campus police on him, she confessed she'd known from day 1 that something like that would happen.) Oh, and he's still wearing that fucking blazer. To midnight ice skating. And a green Santa hat, just to top it all of. (I'm wearing a red Santa hat that I also wore to classes Tuesday.)
Anyway, my friends went back on the ice and I had just made another friend order hot chocolate for me so I couldn't go with them and so I went to the line and saw my roommate from last year. I approached her and said "I've got a stalker and he's here!" After saying he was in a green hat she said "Is it [Sperg]?" and I said yeah. She said that he'd said I'd misinterpretated something he'd done, and I said, "He drew a comic called [Sperg] and [Alti]'s first time. There is no misinterpreting to be had." Then she said she'd saw the comic.
So apparently he's been actively sharing this with people who may or may not be involved in the original "inside joke". And apparently I misinterpreted it. The fucking nerve!
 
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As a man who might be an Aspie too(still waiting for the result of my diagnosis with a psychiatrist), I'm sorry Alti.
 
Altissimo said:
Update of sorts. I have not had communication with him since campus police told him to fuck off. I have caught glimpses of him around campus, but steered clear.
Now, however, I am at a university-sponsored event where we can go ice skating for free downtown, with free food and transport provided. I had previously made plans to meet some friends here.
While taking a break from skating, I noticed Sperg in line at the concession stand. Alone, of course. I have a feeling he goes to these social events without intention to be social, but runs into people he knows. (Apparently several of my friends and acquaintances know him and his pseudo infamy. When I told one of my roommates about calling campus police on him, she confessed she'd known from day 1 that something like that would happen.) Oh, and he's still wearing that fucking blazer. To midnight ice skating. And a green Santa hat, just to top it all of. (I'm wearing a red Santa hat that I also wore to classes Tuesday.)
Anyway, my friends went back on the ice and I had just made another friend order hot chocolate for me so I couldn't go with them and so I went to the line and saw my roommate from last year. I approached her and said "I've got a stalker and he's here!" After saying he was in a green hat she said "Is it [Sperg]?" and I said yeah. She said that he'd said I'd misinterpretated something he'd done, and I said, "He drew a comic called [Sperg] and [Alti]'s first time. There is no misinterpreting to be had." Then she said she'd saw the comic.
So apparently he's been actively sharing this with people who may or may not be involved in the original "inside joke". And apparently I misinterpreted it. The fucking nerve!


He is, like the spergtastic asshole he is, butthurt and now his only logical way (in his mind) to retaliate is to share the humiliation around. You are well-rid of him and good riddance to him. Have fun at your ice skating party and keep your friends close to you -- they know what's going on and they will help you. Just remember he's transferring soon. You misinterpreted NOTHING and you did the absolute right thing to protect yourself!
 
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