Altissimo's Real Life Chris

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Damage control at your expense painting you as the weird one. Its the go-to play at this point. Kinda like the creeper version of nickel defense.

Don't let it get to you. You'd rather have him calling you crazy than calling you.
 
Altissimo said:
Update of sorts. I have not had communication with him since campus police told him to fuck off. I have caught glimpses of him around campus, but steered clear.
Now, however, I am at a university-sponsored event where we can go ice skating for free downtown, with free food and transport provided. I had previously made plans to meet some friends here.
While taking a break from skating, I noticed Sperg in line at the concession stand. Alone, of course. I have a feeling he goes to these social events without intention to be social, but runs into people he knows. (Apparently several of my friends and acquaintances know him and his pseudo infamy. When I told one of my roommates about calling campus police on him, she confessed she'd known from day 1 that something like that would happen.) Oh, and he's still wearing that fucking blazer. To midnight ice skating. And a green Santa hat, just to top it all of. (I'm wearing a red Santa hat that I also wore to classes Tuesday.)
Anyway, my friends went back on the ice and I had just made another friend order hot chocolate for me so I couldn't go with them and so I went to the line and saw my roommate from last year. I approached her and said "I've got a stalker and he's here!" After saying he was in a green hat she said "Is it [Sperg]?" and I said yeah. She said that he'd said I'd misinterpretated something he'd done, and I said, "He drew a comic called [Sperg] and [Alti]'s first time. There is no misinterpreting to be had." Then she said she'd saw the comic.
So apparently he's been actively sharing this with people who may or may not be involved in the original "inside joke". And apparently I misinterpreted it. The fucking nerve!

Yea, no, there is no misinterpreting that. It is considered a form of sexual harassment and frankly, I would contact the school about it. If not, my offer to kick his ass still stands.
 
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Surtur said:
Yea, no, there is no misinterpreting that. It is considered a form of sexual harassment and frankly, I would contact the school about it. If not, my offer to kick his ass still stands.
"Considered a form?" No consideration needed. Take it to the school, like now. Do not fuck around, do not pass go.

If somebody gots'ta lay down the Goon Hand, Surtur and I will flip a coin to decide who gets which ass cheek.
 
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Altissimo said:
Update of sorts. I have not had communication with him since campus police told him to fuck off. I have caught glimpses of him around campus, but steered clear.
Now, however, I am at a university-sponsored event where we can go ice skating for free downtown, with free food and transport provided. I had previously made plans to meet some friends here.
While taking a break from skating, I noticed Sperg in line at the concession stand. Alone, of course. I have a feeling he goes to these social events without intention to be social, but runs into people he knows. (Apparently several of my friends and acquaintances know him and his pseudo infamy. When I told one of my roommates about calling campus police on him, she confessed she'd known from day 1 that something like that would happen.) Oh, and he's still wearing that fucking blazer. To midnight ice skating. And a green Santa hat, just to top it all of. (I'm wearing a red Santa hat that I also wore to classes Tuesday.)
Anyway, my friends went back on the ice and I had just made another friend order hot chocolate for me so I couldn't go with them and so I went to the line and saw my roommate from last year. I approached her and said "I've got a stalker and he's here!" After saying he was in a green hat she said "Is it [Sperg]?" and I said yeah. She said that he'd said I'd misinterpretated something he'd done, and I said, "He drew a comic called [Sperg] and [Alti]'s first time. There is no misinterpreting to be had." Then she said she'd saw the comic.
So apparently he's been actively sharing this with people who may or may not be involved in the original "inside joke". And apparently I misinterpreted it. The fucking nerve!
I wish my college would sponsor an ice skating event. I wish we had ice skating here. I wish it wasn't a hundred fucking degrees every day.

But yeah, what's really irking me here is the freaking blazer. I can't imagine wearing the same thing every day no matter what season it is, especially when one's trying to be fancy or act like they're some kind of intellectual for it or something (here's looking at you, fedoras). It's nice to hear I'm not the only person that would wear a Santa hat to class every winter, though.

As for still showing off the comic, holy fuck that's creepy. Be sure to burn it after you get pics of it.
 
Surtur said:
Altissimo said:
Update of sorts. I have not had communication with him since campus police told him to fuck off. I have caught glimpses of him around campus, but steered clear.
Now, however, I am at a university-sponsored event where we can go ice skating for free downtown, with free food and transport provided. I had previously made plans to meet some friends here.
While taking a break from skating, I noticed Sperg in line at the concession stand. Alone, of course. I have a feeling he goes to these social events without intention to be social, but runs into people he knows. (Apparently several of my friends and acquaintances know him and his pseudo infamy. When I told one of my roommates about calling campus police on him, she confessed she'd known from day 1 that something like that would happen.) Oh, and he's still wearing that fucking blazer. To midnight ice skating. And a green Santa hat, just to top it all of. (I'm wearing a red Santa hat that I also wore to classes Tuesday.)
Anyway, my friends went back on the ice and I had just made another friend order hot chocolate for me so I couldn't go with them and so I went to the line and saw my roommate from last year. I approached her and said "I've got a stalker and he's here!" After saying he was in a green hat she said "Is it [Sperg]?" and I said yeah. She said that he'd said I'd misinterpretated something he'd done, and I said, "He drew a comic called [Sperg] and [Alti]'s first time. There is no misinterpreting to be had." Then she said she'd saw the comic.
So apparently he's been actively sharing this with people who may or may not be involved in the original "inside joke". And apparently I misinterpreted it. The fucking nerve!

Yea, no, there is no misinterpreting that. It is considered a form of sexual harassment and frankly, I would contact the school about it. If not, my offer to kick his ass still stands.
Choke him to death with your beard.
 
I'd just like to add that I may not be completely in the clear either - at the ice skating event I tried to take a surreptitious picture of him (with the flash on, which was both a) stupid and b) turned out to be unnecessary) and it wasn't all that surreptitious and he was asking Flute why I was taking pictures (plural) of him. With that, he has a bit of reason to be pissed, I feel.

I'm only going to take further steps if I learn that there is any more weirdness or "misinterpreting" or whatever happening. He is not directly after me right now, only being an asshole by showing that comic to others, so I don't think that's even enough for campus police to get involved. Besides, he's transferring next semester!

(I'd also like to add that according to Flute, he had his notepad out and was taking notes on how to fucking ice skate.)
 
Alti, don't take any pics of him unless it's necessary, which isn't the case. He will likely have some legitimate reason to fuel whatever victim complex he has or some shit like it. And while I would like pissing myself reading that comic he made, it would be more sensible to not share it with anyone.

Overall, just try your best to be away from him as much as possible. If you are in the same place at the same time, don't talk to him. Don't even look at him.

If this shit keeps going, call the police.
 
Altissimo said:
Update of sorts. I have not had communication with him since campus police told him to fuck off. I have caught glimpses of him around campus, but steered clear.
Now, however, I am at a university-sponsored event where we can go ice skating for free downtown, with free food and transport provided. I had previously made plans to meet some friends here.
While taking a break from skating, I noticed Sperg in line at the concession stand. Alone, of course. I have a feeling he goes to these social events without intention to be social, but runs into people he knows. (Apparently several of my friends and acquaintances know him and his pseudo infamy. When I told one of my roommates about calling campus police on him, she confessed she'd known from day 1 that something like that would happen.) Oh, and he's still wearing that fucking blazer. To midnight ice skating. And a green Santa hat, just to top it all of. (I'm wearing a red Santa hat that I also wore to classes Tuesday.)
Anyway, my friends went back on the ice and I had just made another friend order hot chocolate for me so I couldn't go with them and so I went to the line and saw my roommate from last year. I approached her and said "I've got a stalker and he's here!" After saying he was in a green hat she said "Is it [Sperg]?" and I said yeah. She said that he'd said I'd misinterpretated something he'd done, and I said, "He drew a comic called [Sperg] and [Alti]'s first time. There is no misinterpreting to be had." Then she said she'd saw the comic.
So apparently he's been actively sharing this with people who may or may not be involved in the original "inside joke". And apparently I misinterpreted it. The fucking nerve!
Sperg sounds like a pansy ass. One thing I've learned over the years, what makes a man different from a pansy ass is the ability to say I fucked up. A MAN would say, "yeah, I drew it, I wanna bang you, I'm sorry" A pansy ass plays the victim. It's not spergs fault you're creeped our, it's your fault. YOU misinterpreted something.
It's bullshit, I hear by declare Sperg a pansy ass. You need to go full fucking bitch mode on his ass. He shows you no sympathy, show him none either.


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Surtur said:
Yea, no, there is no misinterpreting that. It is considered a form of sexual harassment and frankly, I would contact the school about it. If not, my offer to kick his ass still stands.
"Considered a form?" No consideration needed. Take it to the school, like now. Do not fuck around, do not pass go.

If somebody gots'ta lay down the Goon Hand, Surtur and I will flip a coin to decide who gets which ass cheek.
Nah, don't further his victim complex, but if ya need a big bitch to chew him out, yo.
 
I was just approached by my roommate from last year, she said "I heard you tried to take a picture of [Sperg] to put it online?"

"Yeah."

"Well please don't do that, it really hurts his feelings, especially with the whole online thing. I know he's been creepy and all, but..."

"I wasn't planning to do it again."

"Okay, thanks."

i dunno. how to think of it?
 
Well, she was right, but for the wrong reasons. It's better to not put anything on the net about this guy because it can fuel whatever victim complex he has, and he might do something that would be really damn bad ( not suggesting it's rape, he's obviously not an alpha to try that, but something very spergy). But fuck his "feelings".
 
Dork Of Ages said:
Well, she was right, but for the wrong reasons. It's better to not put anything on the net about this guy because it can fuel whatever victim complex he has, and he might do something that would be really damn bad ( not suggesting it's rape, he's obviously not an alpha to try that, but something very spergy). But fuck his "feelings".

This
 
That "first time" comic sounds like the kind of thing that you'd find in a third-rate nudie mag so they could pretend they were about more than just titty pics... except it was written about you personally. Which makes it unspeakably skeezy.

Best of luck with your creeper. Sounds like he's at least gotten the hint to stay away. But I wouldn't take any more pics of him, or really do anything involving him except avoiding.
 
Altissimo said:
Update of sorts. I have not had communication with him since campus police told him to fuck off. I have caught glimpses of him around campus, but steered clear.
Now, however, I am at a university-sponsored event where we can go ice skating for free downtown, with free food and transport provided. I had previously made plans to meet some friends here.
While taking a break from skating, I noticed Sperg in line at the concession stand. Alone, of course. I have a feeling he goes to these social events without intention to be social, but runs into people he knows. (Apparently several of my friends and acquaintances know him and his pseudo infamy. When I told one of my roommates about calling campus police on him, she confessed she'd known from day 1 that something like that would happen.) Oh, and he's still wearing that fucking blazer. To midnight ice skating. And a green Santa hat, just to top it all of. (I'm wearing a red Santa hat that I also wore to classes Tuesday.)
Anyway, my friends went back on the ice and I had just made another friend order hot chocolate for me so I couldn't go with them and so I went to the line and saw my roommate from last year. I approached her and said "I've got a stalker and he's here!" After saying he was in a green hat she said "Is it [Sperg]?" and I said yeah. She said that he'd said I'd misinterpretated something he'd done, and I said, "He drew a comic called [Sperg] and [Alti]'s first time. There is no misinterpreting to be had." Then she said she'd saw the comic.
So apparently he's been actively sharing this with people who may or may not be involved in the original "inside joke". And apparently I misinterpreted it. The fucking nerve!

This reminds me of when Chris shared his little drawing, and tried to convince its subject that she misinterpreted it in various ways.

Along the lines of what Pikonic wrote above: if for some stupid spergy reason you draw a picture of your crush and you in a sexual context and then show it around...don't try to blame your crush for her reaction. It just pisses her off and makes a bad situation worse.

Although really you shouldn't even do it in the first place, but this is the second time I've heard of this kind situation. :?
 
Yeah, it's probably not a good idea to be taking pictures of this guy, or even talking about him to people IRL more than you have to. As DorkOfAges pointed out, he sounds like the type that'll gladly interpret anything you do as instigation and at this point he's probably looking for any excuse he can to flip the script and make it look like you were the bad guy in all of this.

Although, if your ex roommate knows everything that's happened, she should've just asked you not to snap pictures of him and left her bullshit about his feelings at the door. Seriously, she ought to know better than to talk about hurting Sperg's feelings when the creepy little twerp clearly never considered yours.
 
Altissimo said:
I was just approached by my roommate from last year, she said "I heard you tried to take a picture of [Sperg] to put it online?"

"Yeah."

"Well please don't do that, it really hurts his feelings, especially with the whole online thing. I know he's been creepy and all, but..."

"I wasn't planning to do it again."

"Okay, thanks."

i dunno. how to think of it?
Victim complex
 
I was just approached by my roommate from last year, she said "I heard you tried to take a picture of [Sperg] to put it online?"

"Yeah."

"Well please don't do that, it really hurts his feelings, especially with the whole online thing. I know he's been creepy and all, but..."

"I wasn't planning to do it again."

"Okay, thanks."

i dunno. how to think of it?

Your ex-roommate sounds like they either didn't fully understand the situation (and therefore should have kept their mouths shut) or are just a genuinely bad friend to you. I hope they think it's worth it to alienate a normal person for the sake of their relationship with a creepoid. After a confrontation like that, I'd cut contact (especially since you described her as an "ex-roommate" and not a friend). Who needs to be dealing with that?

Now personally I'm a confrontational jerk, so if I was in your shoes I would tell the ex-roommate that I would be cutting contact and why, and wish them luck with their new chosen peer-group of creeps. That's terrible advice, granted, but it's exactly what I would do. I feel very strongly that when someone is awful they should be made aware of the situation. And your ex-roommate is being completely awful to you; you're supposed to worry about the feelings of the victim, not the perpetrator.
 
Uzumaki said:
I was just approached by my roommate from last year, she said "I heard you tried to take a picture of [Sperg] to put it online?"

"Yeah."

"Well please don't do that, it really hurts his feelings, especially with the whole online thing. I know he's been creepy and all, but..."

"I wasn't planning to do it again."

"Okay, thanks."

i dunno. how to think of it?

Your ex-roommate sounds like they either didn't fully understand the situation (and therefore should have kept their mouths shut) or are just a genuinely bad friend to you. I hope they think it's worth it to alienate a normal person for the sake of their relationship with a creepoid. After a confrontation like that, I'd cut contact (especially since you described her as an "ex-roommate" and not a friend). Who needs to be dealing with that?

Now personally I'm a confrontational jerk, so if I was in your shoes I would tell the ex-roommate that I would be cutting contact and why, and wish them luck with their new chosen peer-group of creeps. That's terrible advice, granted, but it's exactly what I would do. I feel very strongly that when someone is awful they should be made aware of the situation. And your ex-roommate is being completely awful to you; you're supposed to worry about the feelings of the victim, not the perpetrator.

People keep writing stuff like this, but Alti has written that she understands that she shouldn't have taken the photo and recognizes that the guy has a right to be pissed about it.

The creepy shecameforCWC-like stuff is bad on its own; there's no reason to cloud the situation with this kind of commentary.
 
Altissimo said:
I was just approached by my roommate from last year, she said "I heard you tried to take a picture of [Sperg] to put it online?"

"Yeah."

"Well please don't do that, it really hurts his feelings, especially with the whole online thing. I know he's been creepy and all, but..."

"I wasn't planning to do it again."

"Okay, thanks."

i dunno. how to think of it?
I'm new to this thread, but to me this sounds like a poorly worded way of saying "don't provoke the crazy".
 
Alti, I'm just gonna say that this creep can go to hell for all you care. Nobody should compel you to give a crap how he feels, even mutual friends.
 
Green Nidoking said:
And your ex-roommate sounds like a shitty roommate. If she'd said "you're only making it worse", that'd be one thing, but she stated she said so because of his feelings.

Hard to say she's a "shitty roommate" when her actions didn't affect our rooming together last year! But no I know what you're getting at. I just really can't say "fuck his feelings" for myself since I'm the one *in* the situation, y'know what I mean?

At least he's transferring. Won't have to deal with creepy fuck again. (Hopefully.)
 
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