Altissimo's Real Life Chris

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a lot of words

 

[Pikonic]

Am I to believe Some JERK is not down with the clown?

 

[HandBanana]

I imagine the clown girl to look like Alison Brie. Please tell me she looks like Alison Brie.

 

[Some JERK]

Am I to believe Some JERK is not down with the clown?

That is correct.

 

[Some JERK]

I imagine the clown girl to look like Alison Brie. Please tell me she looks like Alison Brie.

I'll ask you a question my dad used to ask me in situations like this: You want the truth, or do you want me to make you happy?

 

[HandBanana]

I imagine the clown girl to look like Alison Brie. Please tell me she looks like Alison Brie.

I'll ask you a question my dad used to ask me in situations like this: You want the truth, or do you want me to make you happy?

Well whats the closest living person that she did resemble?

 

[Some JERK]

I imagine the clown girl to look like Alison Brie. Please tell me she looks like Alison Brie.

I'll ask you a question my dad used to ask me in situations like this: You want the truth, or do you want me to make you happy?

Well whats the closest living person that she did resemble?

Rose Byrne. Kinda.

 

[HandBanana]

Not bad.

 

[Silver]

APPARENTLY I AM NOW SNIPPYCUNT

EDIT AND APPARENTLY FLUTE TOLD HIM ABOUT CWC AND HE LOOKED HIM UP AND SPERG SAID "I'M SEEING A LOT OF PARALLELS BETWEEN HIM AND ME" OMG I CANT

 

[Null]

SNIPPYCUNT

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

APPARENTLY I AM NOW SNIPPYCUNT

EDIT AND APPARENTLY FLUTE TOLD HIM ABOUT CWC AND HE LOOKED HIM UP AND SPERG SAID "I'M SEEING A LOT OF PARALLELS BETWEEN HIM AND ME" OMG I CANT

"Cunt" seems to be a harsh enough insult on it's own. Adding "snippy" just make it sound like some kind of pastry from eastern europe.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Some Jerks story about clowns

Man I dont know. A clown sounds very fun in bed.

Hey man, Im just sayin

 

[Springblossom]

APPARENTLY I AM NOW SNIPPYCUNT

EDIT AND APPARENTLY FLUTE TOLD HIM ABOUT CWC AND HE LOOKED HIM UP AND SPERG SAID "I'M SEEING A LOT OF PARALLELS BETWEEN HIM AND ME" OMG I CANT

Okay the fuck what.

Seriously, why would anyone ever say that? Does he not get that that's a really bad thing?

 

[Some JERK]

Some Jerks story about clowns

Man I dont know. A clown sounds very fun in bed.

Hey man, Im just sayin

interesting theory.

 

[Silver]

APPARENTLY I AM NOW SNIPPYCUNT

EDIT AND APPARENTLY FLUTE TOLD HIM ABOUT CWC AND HE LOOKED HIM UP AND SPERG SAID "I'M SEEING A LOT OF PARALLELS BETWEEN HIM AND ME" OMG I CANT

Okay the fuck what.

Seriously, why would anyone ever say that? Does he not get that that's a really bad thing?

I noticed parallels between me and CWC too when I found him. My response? Improve like fuck.

 

[Varis]

CLOWNS

I want to say that this was an awesome story, but living through that must have been hell. Thanks for sharing, man. Glad you made it out okay.

(Did you delete the pictures she sent you? Asking for a friend. )

Now, what's a snippycunt?

 

[Some JERK]

CLOWNS

I want to say that this was an awesome story, but living through that must have been hell. Thanks for sharing, man. Glad you made it out okay.

(Did you delete the pictures she sent you? Asking for a friend. )

Thanks. Yeah, It really sucked at the time, but looking back on it, it's funny now. It would be even funnier if I had told you guys everything that happened. I'm not going to, but let me just say this... I was not then, nor am I now, anything close to an angel. I brought some of that shit on myself.

And I have a copy of pretty much every email I've ever gotten. For reference purposes of course. ...You understand.

 

[exball]

CLOWNS

I want to say that this was an awesome story, but living through that must have been hell. Thanks for sharing, man. Glad you made it out okay.

(Did you delete the pictures she sent you? Asking for a friend. )

Thanks. Yeah, It really sucked at the time, but looking back on it, it's funny now. It would be even funnier if I had told you guys everything that happened. I'm not going to, but let me just say this... I was not then, nor am I now, anything close to an angel. I brought some of that shit on myself.

And I have a copy of pretty much every email I've ever gotten. For reference purposes of course. ...You understand.

Yes...Reference....

 

[The Hunter]

CLOWNS

I want to say that this was an awesome story, but living through that must have been hell. Thanks for sharing, man. Glad you made it out okay.

(Did you delete the pictures she sent you? Asking for a friend. )

Thanks. Yeah, It really sucked at the time, but looking back on it, it's funny now. It would be even funnier if I had told you guys everything that happened. I'm not going to, but let me just say this... I was not then, nor am I now, anything close to an angel. I brought some of that shit on myself.

And I have a copy of pretty much every email I've ever gotten. For reference purposes of course. ...You understand.

Spoiler

 

[Axiom]

APPARENTLY I AM NOW SNIPPYCUNT

EDIT AND APPARENTLY FLUTE TOLD HIM ABOUT CWC AND HE LOOKED HIM UP AND SPERG SAID "I'M SEEING A LOT OF PARALLELS BETWEEN HIM AND ME" OMG I CANT

Take that name and wear it with pride. If your simple 'Not Interested', and then your enforcing that, really got him to sink to that level of name-calling, then own that shit.