Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

I highly doubt you were able to "sale" that piss stained red couch Amber. More like abandon it when you skip out on your lease to fuck over your ex.

 

[DaintyHole]

Here is a good clip Becky should watch.

In this, AL proves just how much she projects her feelings onto others. Claiming she does not trust Destiny or anyone because she has been fucked over in the past.

Mind you this is a person who was cheating on her girlfriend at the time, lies and demanded gifts all the while flaunting it in front if Kasey.
Not to mention her constantly even now with Becky brings up Krystle, sends her gifts and is constantly comparing her current gf's to Krystle in regular conversation.

She wont cheat on me LMAO.

What goes around comes around. If you really think about it, Becky is doing this shit to her (even if it's less pronounced than the crap AL has pulled). Look at all the influx of graphic tees, coloring pages, hats, and dumb movies our thumb has gotten in the last 6 months. Oh plus the free rent and car too. She's probably lying to our gorl about loving her, at least at this point. Who knows, maybe she's even talking to someone online

 

[FitBitch]

What goes around comes around. If you really think about it, Becky is doing this shit to her (even if it's less pronounced than the crap AL has pulled). Look at all the influx of graphic tees, coloring pages, hats, and dumb movies our thumb has gotten in the last 6 months. Oh plus the free rent and car too. She's probably lying to our gorl about loving her, at least at this point. Who knows, maybe she's even talking to someone online

I have serious doubts about that, it doesn't take a psychology degree to see Becks has some serious low self-esteem. The dating pool in Kentucky has got to be shallow for lesbian thumbs.

 

[ADHD]

You know who else ate 7kcal a day?

Too bad Amber won't get the same results she did.

bullshit

 

[AbraCadaver]

Don't forget the gasping for breath and increased risk of heart attack. It's also fair to mention that at her weight she's at a huge risk for a prolapsed vagina, she might be being honest about how dainty her hole is but too stupid to understand why it's so small. God if you're not getting hard just thinking about those 500 elbess of sexual flesh there's something wrong with you. She is the pinnacle of human desire and don't you forget it.

HURGH I almost forgot about the old 'fallen womb" syndrome.

I’m upset.

I almost want to google this but I genuinely don’t think my brain can handle it so early in the morning.

Generally affects women who have given birth like a zillion times. Eventually the old pelvic muscles ain't what they used to be and that whole babymaking organ just kinda wants to slide out of you every time you stand up. They have special sling-type undies to keep it up in there. There are stages ranging from "I think it's kinda moving around in there more than it should" to "holy shit this organ is literally outside of my body."

It's not confined to just women who give birth a ton of times, there are other causes, and obesity is definitely also a culprit, as it puts huge pressure on those same pelvic muscles.

So yes, AL's musing that her dainty womanhood is "soooo tight and small you guys" might actually because her uterus is pushing from the other side, trying to turn that entrance into an exit. I think as she continues to gain weight, it will only get worse.

 

[Xenomorph]

Don't forget the gasping for breath and increased risk of heart attack. It's also fair to mention that at her weight she's at a huge risk for a prolapsed vagina, she might be being honest about how dainty her hole is but too stupid to understand why it's so small. God if you're not getting hard just thinking about those 500 elbess of sexual flesh there's something wrong with you. She is the pinnacle of human desire and don't you forget it.

Even at 16 years old her smell was so fucking bad her foster mother made her shower before taking her to the hospital for cellulitis. God she must REEK.
She explains in a video when she was in Florida how she would take "whore baths", funny she still does..

 

[pickleniggo]

HURGH I almost forgot about the old 'fallen womb" syndrome.



Generally affects women who have given birth like a zillion times. Eventually the old pelvic muscles ain't what they used to be and that whole babymaking organ just kinda wants to slide out of you every time you stand up. They have special sling-type undies to keep it up in there. There are stages ranging from "I think it's kinda moving around in there more than it should" to "holy shit this organ is literally outside of my body."

It's not confined to just women who give birth a ton of times, there are other causes, and obesity is definitely also a culprit, as it puts huge pressure on those same pelvic muscles.

So yes, AL's musing that her dainty womanhood is "soooo tight and small you guys" might actually because her uterus is pushing from the other side, trying to turn that entrance into an exit. I think as she continues to gain weight, it will only get worse.

Thank you for the explanation, but now this puts a terrifying light on Amber’s alleged sexual relations.

 

[Twinkie]

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What.
Let me guess, dumb ol' Becky who can't count calories always brings her the worst items when Amber forces her to make those late night Taco Bell runs.

Amber, of course, would have picked out the lowest-calorie options like the dainty, diet-conscious person she is.
IT'S BECKY'S FAULT SHE'S FAT

What a fucking bitch

 

[AbraCadaver]

Thank you for the explanation, but now this puts an even more terrifying light on Amber’s alleged sexual relations.

Fixed that for you, my friend.

 

[FitBitch]

Thank you for the explanation, but now this puts a terrifying light on Amber’s alleged sexual relations.

Don't worry your pretty head too much, she's lying about her sex life entirely.

 

[SweetDee]

I remember reading a horror story about a husband and wife and their relations. Apparently, the wife was gigantic like big AL... maybe bigger, but not by much. Anyhow, this guy worked out a system for fucking his fat wife that included duct tape to tape and hold flesh aside, and a broom handle to "prop up her apron" while he banged her. Said "woman" couldn't do much but lay there.

Now, if they had to go through all that for sex, and Amber doesn't like putting forth even the slightest bit of effort for anything.. there is no way they have a sex life. It's just not physically possible.

I really don't think Becky would want to do any of that anyhow. When Erik posted her ex's nasty underpants, in the comments Becky had replied to someone saying something like, "See why I never wanted to have sex?" Ol' Becks don't like to chow down on dirty vaginas (and I don't blame her), and we all know that Amber is filthy.

And yea, I am completely convinced that Amber is a "top" sometimes. Good gaahd.

 

[FitBitch]

And yea, I am completely convinced that Amber is a "top" sometimes. Good gaahd.

There's no way Amber is a top. Think about it. Would you let her sit on your face?
Edit: I'm just begging for those :islamic: today.

 

[my600lbfuneral]

fuck, did anyone manage to capture a screenshot of her ask where she said that kasey never fingered her?
i had the tab for a while there and i refreshed it to see how many minutes ago she answered it and then it was gone
the question was like, "you say you never lie but there's evidence you lie on here. you said you lost your virginity at 24 but you said kasey raped you" and then amber answers that kasey never got inside her but destiny fingered her at 24
you guys probably think i'm bullshitting but ugh, i hope someone else managed to catch that too

 

[Whatthefuck]

fuck, did anyone manage to capture a screenshot of her ask where she said that kasey never fingered her?
i had the tab for a while there and i refreshed it to see how many minutes ago she answered it and then it was gone
the question was like, "you say you never lie but there's evidence you lie on here. you said you lost your virginity at 24 but you said kasey raped you" and then amber answers that kasey never got inside her but destiny fingered her at 24
you guys probably think i'm bullshitting but ugh, i hope someone else managed to catch that too

I'm sure you're right, but she's clearly lying. Remember that text she sent Kasey regarding her dainty hole's smell? I find it hard to believe that Kasey never ventured into our gorl. Unless the smell is so putrid that it permeates the room when she's totally clothed.

 

[my600lbfuneral]

just realised she deleted the other asks like her sex drive and her being a top/bottom...

I'm sure you're right, but she's clearly lying. Remember that text she sent Kasey regarding her dainty hole's smell? I find it hard to believe that Kasey never ventured into our gorl. Unless the smell is so putrid that it permeates the room when she's totally clothed.

right!! i don't understand why she wants to say she lost her virginity at 24...i thought she would say she lost her virginity at 14 or something with the boyfriends and girlfriends she's told us about. especially the one who said she would be the hottest girl if she lost weight lmao

to protect her dainty gorl image??

 

[Dutch Courage]

It's hard to talk much about this without getting a little Islamic and maybe even autistic, but I can't fathom a sex life there beyond the fatty version of cuddling. I think even digital manipulation might not be possible. I hate to even bring this up, but remember the woeful story of Amberlynn standing in the shower for an hour during menstruation? Forgive me if I am not very knowledgeable about this, but I took it as a sign that Amberlynn may not be able to use tampons anymore, which might be due to inability to reach beneath the apron easily. If that is true, then self-stimulation would be difficult too. They might be able to use vibrators still, they do seem to buy stuff like that a lot. I reckon Becky would be easier to stimulate than Amberlynn, as her apron is smaller.

Amberlynn doesn't seem to have the hots for Becky as she did for Destiny, whom she tongues on cam a few posts back... However, there has been more kissy-kissy and playful touches, always initiated by Becky, in the days since Becky announced that she was tired of her double chin and wanted to get serious. Amberlynn instituted date night, which only lasted one day but seems to have rekindled something in Becky. Amberlynn receives the touches and kisses in ways that suggest that she isn't especially turned on, but is willing to accommodate...

I suspect that this is part of the trade-off. Becky will bring or order the food so Amberlynn doesn't have to go out. Becky prefers not to enrage Amberlynn by saying no anyway. In return, Amberlynn is accomodating Becky's needs a little more lately than she had been, to keep Becky pliant and in a good mood.

 

[ADHD]

just realised she deleted the other asks like her sex drive and her being a top/bottom...

Those two are still there.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

How does she even ‘give’?

She has the stamina of a Rock.

 

[Xenomorph]

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How does she even ‘give’?

She has the stamina of a Rock.

Give what? Excuses? You are not sexually attracted to Becky, Amber. We all know it because we saw you with Dusty and never in the time you have known Becky have you ever come close to how you were with Dusty. Admit it, if Dustin wanted you back you would waddle as fast as you could to her.

 

[pickleniggo]

There's no way Amber is a top. Think about it. Would you let her sit on your face?
Edit: I'm just begging for those :islamic: today.

Not if her insides are going to literally spill out from under her.

Amber just brings up her sex life so much just to troll us. Lewd.