Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Blossom]

Olive Garden as it turns out, and it is up with the others in terms of potential calorie bombs. IHOP is among the worst places to go for those struggling with weight issues and impulse issues (she no doubt had the french toast and fried potatoes she loves so much, with a side of egg and bacon), and the mere thought of capping it off with Olive Garden is enough to explode a normal person's arteries and gut simultaneously.

No doubt she will report the great pride she takes in her own ability to choose smart and intuitively, and she will claim she stayed close to the 2000 (she may admit up to 2900) Knowing all too well what she likes to order at these chain restaurants, all I can do is hope for her sake (not ours) that she at least skipped Baskin Robbins and the Jumbo Reeses and kept things under 5000.

This intermediate fast thingy of hers was the worst idea at the worst time ('natch; it's almost like she plans it this way) She fought hunger for days in the mornings, caved in as always by mid afternoon, and now will make up for lost time. Meanwhile, she becomes more sedentary than ever. She's kept around this 530 in a holding pattern about as long as she can; 550 will be here faster than we know...

Imagine having the choice of any restaurant in Lexington and deciding on The fucking Olive Garden.
Lexington is a good-sized city and a quick Google shows a variety of interesting steakhouses, seafood restaurants, grills and obviously Southern food.

I mean The Olive Garden is ok, but why drive hours for a chain restaurant on your birthday? These people are the most basic of bitches who never attempt anything out of their comfort zones and thoroughly deserve each other.

She strikes me as the kind of bitch to get the tour of italy, so 1500 calories off the bat with that, not including unlimited breadsticks and a soda. Plus, whatever she ate at iHop. So she murdered her 2k goal without much effort.

She's claiming that she stayed "under calories" but ofc didn't vlog. I have a feeling that she bullied Eric into not vlogging on his own b-day either, because if she actually ordered these options you bet your ass she would have filmed it.

But I guess we shall see. You just know that they will be filming him opening his presents though, because she won't be able to resist showing everyone how truly generous she is.

 

[DaintyHole]

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She's claiming that she stayed "under calories" but ofc didn't vlog. I have a feeling that she bullied Eric into not vlogging on his own b-day either, because if she actually ordered these options you bet your ass she would have filmed it.

But I guess we shall see. You just know that they will be filming him opening his presents though, because she won't be able to resist showing everyone how truly generous she is.

Each bowl of Zuppa Toscana soup from the Olive Garden has 170 calories. The total amounts to 8.5 percent of your daily intake if you eat 2,000 calories a day. The soup also has 4 g of fat, 960 mg of sodium and 24 g of carbohydrates. Yasss gorl get that sodium and those carbs in.

 

[pecansandies]

I have a feeling that she bullied Eric into not vlogging on his own b-day either, because if she actually ordered these options you bet your ass she would have filmed it.

truuuue but I feel like she could have very well ordered those things while out...but she probably got ice cream and ALL of the walmart fatty treats later to reward herself for being "under calories" during the day.

"baaabe I did so good today aren't you proud of me can we get ice cream?" and then becky just ups and takes her there to avoid emotional abuse. lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

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She's claiming that she stayed "under calories" but ofc didn't vlog. I have a feeling that she bullied Eric into not vlogging on his own b-day either, because if she actually ordered these options you bet your ass she would have filmed it.

But I guess we shall see. You just know that they will be filming him opening his presents though, because she won't be able to resist showing everyone how truly generous she is.

Let me translate from Amber to English.

2 hour ride to Lexington - 500 calories worth of snacks
Ihop - Pancakes, omelette, french toast, some sugary ass drink and bacon 2000 calories
A little snack of orange chicken and ice cream at the cf - 2000 calories
Olive Garden - Pasta, bread sticks, maybe some soup 1500 calories
Target - more snacks 500-1000 calories

So the real total: 6500-7000 calories

 

[ADHD]

Going by Amber's previous behavior, today's cheat day will turn into cheat days. It's Friday, might as well enjoy the weekend, right? And it's a holiday weekend, so that makes a nice 4 day weekend of letting the Binge Monster go nuts.

I will be shocked if she's not 540+ by her next weigh-in.

 

[Soda Sink]

Any ideas on when she'll pull the "I'm giving up dieting until the new year. New years is just so motivating, y'all. I KNOW I'll lose weight this way, so why not enjoy myself until then?" card?

My guess is end of October.

 

[Twinkie]

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Does anyone know what she means? Is she saying he forced her to do stuff to him?

"You're gonna fucking touch me whether you like it or not" Amberlynn Reid

Essentially, one of the things Amber claimed was that Cassidy made Amber do things to her. Which is still sexual assault. Amber is just using weasel wording as usual.

 

[Bunny]

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You just know that they will be filming him opening his presents though, because she won't be able to resist showing everyone how truly generous she is.

Remember last year at Christmas, she and Becky went all out for Rickie and Eric and all they got Amber was like a taco blanket and a board game? That was hilarious. It shows how little they care about her/value their "friendship" with her.

 

[Make Believe]

I don't care what she does or says, as long as she gains I'm happy.

I am continuing with amberlynn's life with an astrology perspective. According to this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A__7vAwAyOo - if it was up to date at that time - krystle is a scorpio. A relationship between a scorpio and capricorn is very deep, but both signs are mostly inward, so communication and intimacy were lacking. But still the feelings were there and so was the trust. But when fatty got dumped, that connection was broken, and it must have hurt like hell. I am sure that fatty still thinks often about krystle, this is a bond that won't break easily (at least for fatty, krystle couldn't care less).

 

[ricecake]

Remember last year at Christmas, she and Becky went all out for Rickie and Eric and all they got Amber was like a taco blanket and a board game? That was hilarious. It shows how little they care about her/value their "friendship" with her.

But those are appropriate gifts for your roommate of less than a year/your friend's new significant other. How were they to know Amber was going to buy out the clearance section of TJ Maxx for them in her usual classless, over-the-top style?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Imagine having the choice of any restaurant in Lexington and deciding on The fucking Olive Garden.
Lexington is a good-sized city and a quick Google shows a variety of interesting steakhouses, seafood restaurants, grills and obviously Southern food.

I mean The Olive Garden is ok, but why drive hours for a chain restaurant on your birthday? These people are the most basic of bitches who never attempt anything out of their comfort zones and thoroughly deserve each other.

Because trashy people think Olive Garden is classy. Just look at it, it's got so many damn potted plants!! CLASSY.

 

[Make Believe]

And now destiny. According to this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY-KW9dlSGU - she's a cancer. Capricorn and cancer are opposite signs, but as far as opposites go, this is one of the most compatible. What one lacks, the other provides. So I can see why fatty loved destiny, she uplifted her, completed her. But this was a one-way relationship because fatty didn't give anything back to destiny at all. Fatty fed off of destiny and drained her, so it's obvious why destiny cheated. When fatty got dumped again, this hurt even more. I am 100% sure that fatty is still hurt and will never forget destiny.

 

[Twinkie]

She's a professional vlogging. Vlogging is her job. What reason did she give for not vlogging any of this?

 

[pickleniggo]

She's a professional vlogging. Vlogging is her job. What reason did she give for not vlogging any of this?

Reasons Amber will give when confronted about this:
1. It's her hobby, not her job you guys.
2. Eric requested it. (Spoilers, he doesn't give a fuck and in fact loves the attention.)
3. Some things are private, unless it's endlessly bringing up her sex life with every one of her partners. Or talking about how she gets stuck in the shower. Or filming Becky's family without consent. Etc, etc.
4. Her battery died because she's been filming so much quality content over the passed week.
5. She was having so much fun that she forgot.

But we all know it's because she didn't want to be called out for how much she fucked up and is salty that the spotlight is on someone else.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Reasons Amber will give when confronted about this:
1. It's her hobby, not her job you guys.
2. Eric requested it. (Spoilers, he doesn't give a fuck and in fact loves the attention.)
3. Some things are private, unless it's endlessly bringing up her sex life with every one of her partners. Or talking about how she gets stuck in the shower. Or filming Becky's family without consent. Etc, etc.
4. Her battery died because she's been filming so much quality content over the passed week.
5. She was having so much fun that she forgot.

But we all know it's because she didn't want to be called out for how much she fucked up and is salty that the spotlight is on someone else.

Don't forget "Wanted to live in the moment"

 

[Citroen]

The fact she doesn't want to record it definitely points towards her planning to stuff her face full of food.

 

[Twinkie]

So then, it seems she only wants to film videos where she sits on her bed and makes excuses as to why she only lost 0.0006 pounds this week and do "diet" mukbangs

I could've sworn Amber said multiple times she isn't a weight loss channel

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

I don't care what she does or says, as long as she gains I'm happy.

For me I enjoy seeing both Amber and Walmart Taxi steadily gaining each week.

 

[Make Believe]

I feel ya. I got frustrated when they lost weight begin this year.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

I feel ya. I got frustrated when they lost weight begin this year.

You some kinda fat fetishist?