Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Empress of Lucite]

Forgive me if I am not very knowledgeable about this, but I took it as a sign that Amberlynn may not be able to use tampons anymore, which might be due to inability to reach beneath the apron easily.

I reckon Becky would be easier to stimulate than Amberlynn, as her apron is smaller.

apron

I want to vomit.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I should not have to hear about an apron of human flesh unless we’re discussing Pyramid Head. At least he knows where the gym is.

 

[497]

Give what? Excuses? You are not sexually attracted to Becky, Amber. We all know it because we saw you with Dusty and never in the time you have known Becky have you ever come close to how you were with Dusty. Admit it, if Dustin wanted you back you would waddle as fast as you could to her.

Can't blame her... sometimes Dusty could be cute. I guess Becky was too before AL made her gain 50 pounds...but not as cute as Dusty.

 

[Scaleghost]

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How does she even ‘give’?

She has the stamina of a Rock.

If I would have guess, maybe they stick a double-headed dildo in one of her folds and becky humps that.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I am changing the subject because Jfc you gorls have forced a period of intermediate fasting upon me and my eating window may never open again.

Today is Eric's birthday. Amber has informed us through Ask.fm that after hounding the shit out of him, he's decided he wants to go out to eat for breakfast AND dinner. So far (allegedly) Big Al has stuck to her 2000 calorie, 3-puddings a day plan, however she made sure to complain on younow how hongry she is and how much her stomach hurts from depriving herself, so you just know she's gonna reward the shit out of herself at these restaurants.

How many calories do we think she's going to inhale? And do we want to take bets on whether she manages to bully him into going to the Cheesecake Factory on his special day?
"It's your choice, Eric. But you know I can't fit into the booths at other restaurants, and I'm paying soooo..."

Edit: Big Al has informed us on Ask.fm that Eric chose IHOP for his birthday breakfast. No word yet on dinner. This is gonna be a binge for the ages. Oh, and she won't be vlogging this, so let's hope the Muppet documents it in all it's glory.

 

[ADHD]

She's out and about, guys! Riding in style in the back seat.

EDIT: I was wrong, she's not in the back.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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She's out and about, guys! Riding in style in the back seat.

Nah, she's in the front to show the haydurzzz or perhaps they're off to CF for Eric's birthday. She appear to be wearing one of her fancy Torrid tents dresses tops.

I am changing the subject because Jfc you gorls have forced a period of intermediate fasting upon me and my eating window may never open again.

Today is Eric's birthday. Amber has informed us through Ask.fm that after hounding the shit out of him, he's decided he wants to go out to eat for breakfast AND dinner. So far (allegedly) Big Al has stuck to her 2000 calorie, 3-puddings a day plan, however she made sure to complain on younow how hongry she is and how much her stomach hurts from depriving herself, so you just know she's gonna reward the shit out of herself at these restaurants.

How many calories do we think she's going to inhale? And do we want to take bets on whether she manages to bully him into going to the Cheesecake Factory on his special day?
"It's your choice, Eric. But you know I can't fit into the booths at other restaurants, and I'm paying soooo..."

I'll be very surprised if they don't end up going to CF or Texas Roadhouse. This right here is why "intermediate" fasting will never work for her. You can't just use your eating window to inhale as many calories as possible. The idea is to make good food choices and pay attention to nutrients and portions in conjunction with a fasting period. Of course, this bitch can't be bothered to research WW, I'm not sure why it's surprising that she can't wrap her thick head around IF or Keto.

 

[ADHD]

Nah, she's in the front to show the haydurzzz or perhaps they're off to CF for Eric's birthday. She appear to be wearing one of her fancy Torrid tents dresses tops.

Are you sure? It does look like one of her Torrid tops, but it looks like it's laying too flat to be on her.

tbh i can't tell if that's her in the front or if she's doing some fat-girl-angle optical illusion to make us think that

 

[Whatthefuck]

Are you sure? It does look like one of her Torrid tops, but it looks like it's laying too flat to be on her.

Agreed, but it would make so much sense for her to take that pic for the haydurzzz and when they have to pull over because the duct tape is coming off of the bumper and they're throwing sparks she'd creep into the back. She love to attempt to prove the haydurzz wrong. It just seems like something she'd do. Besides, I can't think of any other beefy lesbians in her current sphere that would or could wear that apparel.

ETA: Maybe they removed the front seat altogether. May as well, they'll need a flat bed soon anyway.

 

[literally low-key]

Amber is usually smashed up against the door. There is something up with that pic.

 

[8008135]

You can see part of her giant lymphedema leg in her nasty black pants smashed up against the dashboard, but I agree, the angle in that photo is very strange.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I'm sure our dainty, dedicated gorl chose sensibly from the IHOP menu! And 2 guesses why she isn't vlogging. I assume she's already doubled her 2000 calorie limit. Now off to the Cheesecake Factory!

 

[pickleniggo]

View attachment 531571 View attachment 531570 I'm sure our dainty, dedicated gorl chose sensibly from the IHOP menu! And 2 guesses why she isn't vlogging. I assume she's already doubled her 2000 calorie limit. Now off to the Cheesecake Factory!

She's not gonna vlog, but we can still bet on Eric showing us exactly what damage she'll do today.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Amber is usually smashed up against the door. There is something up with that pic.

Maybe the seat back is lowered all the way? I agree it looks strange.

 

[JaneThough]

She doesn't seem happy that Eric is getting so much attention on her ask.fm

 

[sperginity]

at her weight she's at a huge risk for a prolapsed vagina

no she's not, lol. Vaginal childbirth is the biggest risk factor for prolapse of female reproductive organs, then age. It would be highly unusual for her vagina to up and quit at 29 without some kind of crazy trauma first.

 

[literally low-key]

I don't believe Amber can walk and vlog anymore. We haven't seen that in a long time. Holding the camera up has got to be hard for her. She usually just props it up somewhere now.

 

[ADHD]

Does anyone know what she means? Is she saying he forced her to do stuff to him?

So they went to IHOP and Olive Garden. Any guesses how many calories she ate?

 

[John McAfee]

So they went to IHOP and Olive Garden. Any guesses how many calories she ate?

She strikes me as the kind of bitch to get the tour of italy, so 1500 calories off the bat with that, not including unlimited breadsticks and a soda. Plus, whatever she ate at iHop. So she murdered her 2k goal without much effort.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I'll be very surprised if they don't end up going to CF or Texas Roadhouse. This right here is why "intermediate" fasting will never work for her. You can't just use your eating window to inhale as many calories as possible. The idea is to make good food choices and pay attention to nutrients and portions in conjunction with a fasting period. Of course, this bitch can't be bothered to research WW, I'm not sure why it's surprising that she can't wrap her thick head around IF or Keto.

Olive Garden as it turns out, and it is up with the others in terms of potential calorie bombs. IHOP is among the worst places to go for those struggling with weight issues and impulse issues (she no doubt had the french toast and fried potatoes she loves so much, with a side of egg and bacon), and the mere thought of capping it off with Olive Garden is enough to explode a normal person's arteries and gut simultaneously.

No doubt she will report the great pride she takes in her own ability to choose smart and intuitively, and she will claim she stayed close to the 2000 (she may admit up to 2900) Knowing all too well what she likes to order at these chain restaurants, all I can do is hope for her sake (not ours) that she at least skipped Baskin Robbins and the Jumbo Reeses and kept things under 5000.

This intermediate fast thingy of hers was the worst idea at the worst time ('natch; it's almost like she plans it this way) She fought hunger for days in the mornings, caved in as always by mid afternoon, and now will make up for lost time. Meanwhile, she becomes more sedentary than ever. She's kept around this 530 in a holding pattern about as long as she can; 550 will be here faster than we know...