Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ambaby said:
Yaaasssssss, somebody PLEASE do this!
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I asked before and no one did, so I took it upon myself. With Paint.
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Didn't want to watch vids, so I looked for pics. There are a lot of really weird looking and awkward pics of her, and I opted to take one that isn't done in a beauty app. (Or has crazy face or food in front of it)
 
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"I don't wash my hair everyday." Really!?! I can't tell!!!
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HickoryDickory said:
I asked before and no one did, so I took it upon myself. With Paint.
BmjRJ9G.png

Didn't want to watch vids, so I looked for pics. There are a lot of really weird looking and awkward pics of her, and I opted to take one that isn't done in a beauty app. (Or has crazy face or food in front of it)
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Lol.
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She always reminded me of the moon face emoji.
HickoryDickory said:
I asked before and no one did, so I took it upon myself. With Paint.
BmjRJ9G.png

Didn't want to watch vids, so I looked for pics. There are a lot of really weird looking and awkward pics of her, and I opted to take one that isn't done in a beauty app. (Or has crazy face or food in front of it)
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When I search pics of her my safe search blurs the images thinking she's porn for some reason. Maybe the ratio of flesh?
 
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Dr.Research said:
How bad is her past, exactly? I remember from the early pages of the thread she was in foster care and isn't really in touch with her foster family or bio family, but has she ever said precisely what made her childhood so shit?
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If I remember correctly she says there was some sexual abuse from a family friend as well.

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Yea that's pretty bad. Also reminds me a bit of Nicole from a recent (I think) 600LB Life.

I wonder if she ever tried to find her brothers. Depending on how much information she has she could possibly find them with some digging. I assume that private detectives or other people who find people for a living are pricey, but with some budgeting she could possibly hire someone. I think she's too far gone now barring some intense, focused therapy and a deep desire to change but maybe if she managed to reconnect with them earlier in life she may have turned out a bit better. I wouldn't be surprised if she has some bitterness or just anger at her brothers being adopted while she bounced around.

I wonder how her siblings turned out.
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She said she has 3 brothers. The older one, according to what she said in a vlog is in prison and has a pregnant girlfriend. I asked her in a recent younow if she had the baby yet and she said she had no idea she hasn't spoken to either one of them.
She said the 2 younger ones were adopted out as young children. She said in one of her vlogs Dustin tried to find them for her as a surprise but was unable to because it was a closed adoption, which I think is better for them. All they need is mentally unstable, morbidly obese sister showing up out of the blue to fuck up their lives.
 
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KicDaKitty said:
If I remember correctly she says there was some sexual abuse from a family friend as well.


She said she has 3 brothers. The older one, according to what she said in a vlog is in prison and has a pregnant girlfriend. I asked her in a recent younow if she had the baby yet and she said she had no idea she hasn't spoken to either one of them.
She said the 2 younger ones were adopted out as young children. She said in one of her vlogs Dustin tried to find them for her as a surprise but was unable to because it was a closed adoption, which I think is better for them. All they need is mentally unstable, morbidly obese sister showing up out of the blue to fuck up their lives.
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Sorry but I dont believe a girl who lied about being raped once before.
 
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KicDaKitty said:
If I remember correctly she says there was some sexual abuse from a family friend as well.


She said she has 3 brothers. The older one, according to what she said in a vlog is in prison and has a pregnant girlfriend. I asked her in a recent younow if she had the baby yet and she said she had no idea she hasn't spoken to either one of them.
She said the 2 younger ones were adopted out as young children. She said in one of her vlogs Dustin tried to find them for her as a surprise but was unable to because it was a closed adoption, which I think is better for them. All they need is mentally unstable, morbidly obese sister showing up out of the blue to fuck up their lives.
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Damnnn...shits got pretty bad for the kids to be adopted out, the state does that only in the most extreme cases. Probably thought the kids had a better shot at a normal life thanks to their younger ages and more people willing to adopt if the kids are still young and cute enough.

I've worked with foster kids, was raised around some. I've noticed two distinct types. On the one hand you have the total fuck ups who go from foster care, to welfare/prison. They never get out of the system. Not that Amberlynn is any role model but at least she isn't in prison or has five kids at this point, which isn't unusual for girls raised in foster care. (Girls raised in foster care get the idea that getting pregnant will give them stability and their own family, so they have children starting as teenagers that they are totally not prepared for who then many times end up in the foster care system. Vicious cycle.)

Then you have the rarer type, the ones intelligent enough to realize life has dealt them a shit hand and the only way anything is going to get better is if they make it that way themselves. They become hyper-independent types of people and usually bust their ass because they fear staying in the system or ending up like their shitty parents. They are pretty impressive human beings who overcome a lot of obstacles to succeed.

Either way, you are starting with the deck stacked way against you if you were raised within the foster care system. Kids with stupid drug addict parents get exposed to some horrific shit and even I feel bad that AL had to put up with that, but the solution isn't to be a sort of fat helpless pseudo-foster kid for the rest of your life trying to manipulate other people to take care of you. Maybe that's another reason we won't ever have to worry about AL breeding, she could never take care of a baby she wants to BE the baby, always.
 
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xenomorph said:
Sorry but I dont believe a girl who lied about being raped once before.
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I don't buy it either. It's like she had the most awful and abusive foster care experience ever. And I'm not saying it's not in the realm of possibility but c'mon everything that could happen actually did? It's as if she ripped it right out of a lifetime movie.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Damnnn...shits got pretty bad for the kids to be adopted out, the state does that only in the most extreme cases. Probably thought the kids had a better shot at a normal life thanks to their younger ages and more people willing to adopt if the kids are still young and cute enough.

I've worked with foster kids, was raised around some. I've noticed two distinct types. On the one hand you have the total fuck ups who go from foster care, to welfare/prison. They never get out of the system. Not that Amberlynn is any role model but at least she isn't in prison or has five kids at this point, which isn't unusual for girls raised in foster care. (Girls raised in foster care get the idea that getting pregnant will give them stability and their own family, so they have children starting as teenagers that they are totally not prepared for who then many times end up in the foster care system. Vicious cycle.)

Then you have the rarer type, the ones intelligent enough to realize life has dealt them a shit hand and the only way anything is going to get better is if they make it that way themselves. They become hyper-independent types of people and usually bust their ass because they fear staying in the system or ending up like their shitty parents. They are pretty impressive human beings who overcome a lot of obstacles to succeed.
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She has said she had several boyfriends as a teenager, and even then she was 300+ pounds, I think she probably would have gotten pregnant if she could have, but we all know how much weight effects fertility, so for once it's likely her weight prevented a disaster. I wouldn't doubt she was the type of girl to claim pregnancy for attention. Then kasey came into her life and she realized she had a way out. I mean her grandmother didn't even want her so if Kasey hadn't shown up as her big lesbian in shining armour she would be on the streets.
 
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I don't believe she was abused sexually. I don't believe she had the worst foster care experience. She has said many times that she was kicked out of school because she beat up a girl. I don't believe she had any boyfriends in school. The only thing that I do believe that is a result of her childhood and foster care experience is lying. Lying about everything and anything for attention.
 
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Fuckbutt said:
I tried so hard and got so far

But in the end, I couldn't make her less fatter

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Good try and I think maybe if she was at a decent weight for a majority of her life she may have looked like that but the damage has been done. Her skin has been stretched to its max for so many years even if she did lose a significant amount of weight she would still have all the extra skin hanging on her face and a large amount of wrinkles.
 
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