Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

Calorie count for Amberlynn and Bunny from Bitchin' and Eatin', I mean Sharla's dinner out:

Sirloin Tips: 780 including the mushrooms and onions and au jus, not a bad choice if she'd stopped here. The mash and corn comes with it, so I'm not sure if it is included in the count on the website, but by themselves:
Mashed Potatoes 190
Corn 140
Pancakes 310 for 2 with butter, but she had three with syrup so maybe 410?

Grand Total = 1520 All this is from the IHOP website

I also see coffee on the table, so probably cream and sugar and a maybe a diet coke.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Omg look at that bra strap, she has no shame!! She has no excuse, I went to Walmart the other day and I went to the underwear section, there was legit 3 aisles of bras, on each side! You telling me she couldn't find a new bra in there somewhere? I mean at this point the elastic and spandex has to be shot so she isn't getting any support anymore, all it's doing is putting a layer between her breasts and her shirt, she can buy a sports bra and accomplish the same thing.
Also, her hair is greasier than her arteries. View attachment 198387

That bra is mummified.

Would she even be able to fit a bra Torrid? Their largest band size is a 48 and then that size only goes up DDD cup.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That bra is mummified.

Would she even be able to fit a bra Torrid? Their largest band size is a 48 and then that size only goes up DDD cup.

Remeber that show Double Divas on Lifetime?? This show was all about making impossible bras come to life for big busted ladies, though AL said in a past vid that she's only a B. http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/double-divas We should contact those ladies and ask them to hook our favorite girl up with a couple new bras.

 

[Tazz]

I don't even understand after eating mashed potatoes corn steak that you want to eat a stack of pancakes. Where does that even come into your head? Sharla is a complete moron but she made sure to let everybody know the victim Lynn a full meal and not just those pancakes that she made a big deal about not having butter on. So Props to her

 

[PiggyPie]

wonder what set her off this time

 

[Rotogravure]

Remeber that show Double Divas on Lifetime?? This show was all about making impossible bras come to life for big busted ladies, though AL said in a past vid that she's only a B. http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/double-divas We should contact those ladies and ask them to hook our favorite girl up with a couple new bras.

If she's a B cup, then she probably has a hard time finding a bra in her bandsize. B usually stops around 38. Last time I went bra shopping I had trouble finding a C in 40, usually anything 42+ you need D or above, sometimes double letters. She COULD probably special order a bra, though.

 

[angelicbitch]

If she's a B cup, then she probably has a hard time finding a bra in her bandsize. B usually stops around 38. Last time I went bra shopping I had trouble finding a C in 40, usually anything 42+ you need D or above, sometimes double letters. She COULD probably special order a bra, though.

I mean there's always sister sizing.

If ALR is a 48B, she could size to a 42DD or 40DDD and it'd fit her fine. She's just a lazy fuck that doesn't want to be fitted for bras because of the realization that someone's going to need to bring out three measuring tapes to get around her.

 

[Fuckbutt]

There's always those bra band extenders too.

 

[Rotogravure]

I mean there's always sister sizing.

If ALR is a 48B, she could size to a 42DD or 40DDD and it'd fit her fine. She's just a lazy fuck that doesn't want to be fitted for bras because of the realization that someone's going to need to bring out three measuring tapes to get around her.

Totally true, I forgot about sister sizing. I mean, I know bras are expensive but damn. Although thanks AL, you reminded me I should probably buy new ones and get resized.

 

[KicDaKitty]

That bra is mummified.

Would she even be able to fit a bra Torrid? Their largest band size is a 48 and then that size only goes up DDD cup.

First bra I clicked on from Walmart. Band size goes up to a 54 and she says she's a B cup. No excuses. She's a slob.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I mean there's always sister sizing.

OT, but thank you for sharing that link! I did not know that, and it's a pain in the butt to find nice bras in some sizes.

As for wanting the dog's life ... That's sort of sad. I know plenty of people who would lose their minds in short order if their lives were that dull. Amberlynn really needs a hobby that doesn't involve Walmart.

 

[Rotogravure]

First bra I clicked on from Walmart. Band size goes up to a 54 and she says she's a B cup. No excuses. She's a slob.

I think we might be being generous with a 54 band.

 

[HickoryDickory]

There are YT videos that will show you how to measure yourself for a bra if you are too shy to get someone to do it for you, but with how big Amberlynn is, she'd definitely need someone to help her. (I've tried it and I got a better fit than when I was measured at a store, but that could've just been a trainee mistake)

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That's not a life, AL. That's not living at all.

Who would be envious of a dog?

I found Victimlynns soulmate!!

At least this bitch wants to be an artist, she at least has a hobby and a dream, AL has none of that, only YT and Twinkie's side-eye.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

That's Monica Punk. Believe she's got a thread here somewhere.
Bitch lives with/abuses her mom, (did you notice at 8:52?), isn't at all "talented" like she says she is, the list goes on.
She's a fat, entitled, lazy, good-for-nothing, dumbass, and that's where their similarities end.

I used to love watching Amberlynn when I was growing up...

 

[Barbarella]

ALs vague-lying on twitter about imaginary weight loss is hilarious, especially after showing a video of her wolfing more calories in one meal than most eat in a day. Dose calories doe.

We know that thanks to Sharla. . A bit of unrecognized shade...

God the fat-girl angst is just too much. Stop freaking eating already-it is THAT simple.

 

[elliebell]

I've lurked here a while!

AL is infuriating. A friend of mine has watched her since she uploaded her first video, and at first we really liked her and she was dropping weight. Then she started gaining. Then it was obvious she treats those around her like shit. Then she moved to Florida and became downright deplorable. My friend ended up going on to become a psychologist, and has privately contacted AL several times to help her find low/no cost counseling in her area. AL deleted and blocked her from all social media, and then went on to complain that she couldn't afford counseling, etc.

AL has proven that she WANTS to live in her misery. She has no identity without her sob story and unfortunately she won't decide to change until it is too late.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Remeber that show Double Divas on Lifetime?? This show was all about making impossible bras come to life for big busted ladies, though AL said in a past vid that she's only a B. http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/double-divas We should contact those ladies and ask them to hook our favorite girl up with a couple new bras.

I mean there's always sister sizing.

If ALR is a 48B, she could size to a 42DD or 40DDD and it'd fit her fine. She's just a lazy fuck that doesn't want to be fitted for bras because of the realization that someone's going to need to bring out three measuring tapes to get around her.

First bra I clicked on from Walmart. Band size goes up to a 54 and she says she's a B cup. No excuses. She's a slob.

View attachment 198467

There's no way she's only a B cup, she's at least D cup.

With her ancient bra there's no doubt her bust measurements are long outdated. She may have been a B when she was 200lbs lighter.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

I've lurked here a while!

AL is infuriating. A friend of mine has watched her since she uploaded her first video, and at first we really liked her and she was dropping weight. Then she started gaining. Then it was obvious she treats those around her like shit. Then she moved to Florida and became downright deplorable. My friend ended up going on to become a psychologist, and has privately contacted AL several times to help her find low/no cost counseling in her area. AL deleted and blocked her from all social media, and then went on to complain that she couldn't afford counseling, etc.

AL has proven that she WANTS to live in her misery. She has no identity without her sob story and unfortunately she won't decide to change until it is too late.

Welcome to the farms!

I have also followed her for awhile. People have said that she has changed, but I think it's just a matter of her true colors shining through the mask she was wearing at the start of her channel. She really is an obnoxious bitch who uses everyone around her, yet sees herself as this kind, generous person. No one who is a giving person actually says they're a generous person.

She doesn't want to get help for her various psychological issues because she uses those issues as a crutch and to manipulate the people she surrounds herself with. She has rare moments of clarity, but shakes those off quickly.

@Dog Prom 3D summed it up really well a few pages back. As fucked up as it seems to any normal functioning adult, she wants this crappy life she has made for herself. She's just a big, lazy, dependent, FAT baby, and that's the way she likes it.

 

[elliebell]

Welcome to the farms!

I have also followed her for awhile. People have said that she has changed, but I think it's just a matter of her true colors shining through the mask she was wearing at the start of her channel. She really is an obnoxious bitch who uses everyone around her, yet sees herself as this kind, generous person. No one who is a giving person actually says they're a generous person.

She doesn't want to get help for her various psychological issues because she uses those issues as a crutch and to manipulate the people she surrounds herself with. She has rare moments of clarity, but shakes those off quickly.

@Dog Prom 3D summed it up really well a few pages back. As fucked up as it seems to any normal functioning adult, she wants this crappy life she has made for herself. She's just a big, lazy, dependent, FAT baby, and that's the way she likes it.

Thanks. I used to have a lot of sympathy for her. I'm not a small girl. I'm 5'9" and weigh 206lbs. Sure, I'm not morbidly obese, but I'm kind of chubby, mostly because when I'm stressed out I snack too much. I try, lose, fall off the wagon, yo-yo. I'm no expert in total self control and mindfulness. Many people aren't. But AL is just downright manipulative! She lures good people in by claiming she's suffering, gains sympathy, and then strings people who are actually TRYING to better themselves along. I'm not going to lie, I sunk a lot of my energy into trying to help her stay motivated at one point, and now I just can't even stand her face because she totally duped me for attention.

She's selfish, inconsiderate, and more disgusting on the inside than she is on the outside. She had a bad childhood but she also has a TON of protective factors, like social support, that make life way better for her than your average "victim." Bleh she disgusts me.