Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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The thing is... a lot of guys have low standards at that age and just want to feel a vagina/warm mouth. There are also those guys who love themselves an obese woman and they are not all that rare. I think she very well may have had a boyfriend/boyfriends in the past especially if she went to a high school where everyone was overweight. In terms of her foster care experience, I don't know how much is exaggerated or made up but personally, I believe the basics of what she has told us. Doesn't excuse the fact that she has mental illnesses she won't get help for or how she treats animals and other people, but it does give some background on her addictions and behaviors.
 
It was really hard to imagine bone structure under it all. And the eyebrows are a little wonky because I just added them on top of the ones she already has (which are a little unshapely)

But you're right, her weight loss would result in a ton of loose skin that she would probably need to have removed. I bet she is afraid of that and doesn't see it as a motivator.

I don't get her. She KNOWS what she has to do. It really just comes down to calorie counting (although healthy foods would help her inside as well as make her feel better) and portion control but she never does it! I think some therapy would help her immensely, maybe even some sort of rehab so she has someone to keep her accountable.

This nutrition professor only ate twinkies (and a few other things) but kept on top of his calories and lost 27lbs. In two months! (here's another article about it)

Sadly, I think she's only going to keep getting bigger and bigger. I rarely see cases when someone is that large and loses weight all on their own.
 
Why does she have glitter all over her face in that new video? Does she put the highlighter on her forehead?
She's add what looks like bronzer and highlighter to her makeup routine, of course she didn't learn how to apply it properly. Someone should tell her that no matter how much makeup so puts on if she doesn't do something with those eyebrows it isn't going to matter. Eyes brows make the face.
 
But you're right, her weight loss would result in a ton of loose skin that she would probably need to have removed. I bet she is afraid of that and doesn't see it as a motivator.

I've followed her for a long time and she has definitely mentioned the fear of loose skin before. I want to say it was back when she actually gave a shit about trying to lose some weight.
 
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HUGE LIFE UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course there was no "life update", just an admission of some shit everyone already knew had happened. Also what's this filming a phone with a phone shit? Not even of snaps she received, but snaps she sent others? The decline in not only the quality, but the quantity of her uploads since making YT her "full time job" is inexplicable.

Anyway, I'm :optimistic: for the teary younow breakdowns that will come as the walls of loneliness and failure close in around her.
 
I have an extremely hard time believing AL will actually go through the process of getting her license, buying a car, getting insurance, getting it registered, etc.

Oh no there's no way. Even if she bought the car there's no way she can fit into a car. She would have to lose some of the weight so she can safely use the steering wheel.

Yikes I can't even imagine what it would be like for her to get into a car accident..
 

"Twinky has the life. All she does is sleep, eat, go to the bathroom, and go for walks."

Aside from walking, it sounds like Big Al's life. Unless we're talking about walking up and down the aisles at Walmart.


I've followed her for a long time and she has definitely mentioned the fear of loose skin before. I want to say it was back when she actually gave a shit about trying to lose some weight.

That's a bunch of BS. Loose skin would look a hell of a lot better than the nasty, lumpy fat she's carrying around now. She has an excuse for everything.
 
Omg look at that bra strap, she has no shame!! She has no excuse, I went to Walmart the other day and I went to the underwear section, there was legit 3 aisles of bras, on each side! You telling me she couldn't find a new bra in there somewhere? I mean at this point the elastic and spandex has to be shot so she isn't getting any support anymore, all it's doing is putting a layer between her breasts and her shirt, she can buy a sports bra and accomplish the same thing.
Also, her hair is greasier than her arteries.
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